Muenkel 0 #1 September 3, 2003 A beautiful woman befriends you even when you've been a prick. A beautiful woman shows love unconditionally even if she is meeting you for the first time. A beautiful woman gravitates towards those who are in pain and gives unconditionally to the point of exhaustion. A beautiful woman gives hugs not just from her body, but from her heart. A beautiful woman has patience with you when you are being completely annoying due to physical pain you are experiencing. A beautiful woman forgives you in a split second and then forgets. A beautiful woman laughs at your jokes even when they are not that funny. A beautiful woman remembers your birthday and gives you a gift you will treasure forever. A beautiful woman respects your religious beliefs even if they are different from her own. And shows true interest in learning more about it. A beautiful woman can smile at you and you know it came from the heart and is genuine. A beautiful woman can hurt inside, but never let it show. Instead, she will show concern for your well-being. A beautiful woman is Michele.Love ya my friend, Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #2 September 3, 2003 QuoteA beautiful woman befriends you even when you've been a prick. LOL. I was expecting some cheesy opener but this one is straight to the bone! V good... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #3 September 3, 2003 Michele is special...But MAN! You have it bad! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michaelflying 0 #4 September 3, 2003 amy smartwww.skydivekzn.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #5 September 3, 2003 Methinks Muenkel has been hit hard by the Love Virus Oooh just a tip. Unconditional love isn't unconditional. I can guarantee you that. Don't sleep with her friends. Hell, don't even call 'em 'cute' Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 September 3, 2003 [cheesy singing] Love is in the air Everywhere I look around Love is in the air Every sight and every sound ... [/cheesy singing] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #7 September 3, 2003 I think I'm gonna puke. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 September 3, 2003 QuoteI think I'm gonna puke. At Meunkel, or my singing? Not that it makes a difference, really... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #9 September 3, 2003 The Perfect Man.. The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, fuck this stupid poem The perfect man seems gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #10 September 3, 2003 QuoteAt Meunkel, or my singing? Yes. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 September 3, 2003 That is so sweet. I wish you both the best of luck. I'm thinking HH needs to charge for a dating service. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 September 3, 2003 Wow....Michele is my MOM? No Way!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #13 September 3, 2003 ROFLMAO! Bring on young lurrrrve.....! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #14 September 3, 2003 PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #15 September 3, 2003 Chris has a crush on Michele!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #16 September 3, 2003 Very well said: I liked it. Now: Where can i find this "beautiful Woman" All of my previous Girlfriends have made me believe that no such person exists.... Edited Because i Can't spell or even write in complete sentences.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 September 3, 2003 Quote Chris has a crush on Michele!!!! Heeheee....*even more annoying*....Chris and Michele, sittin' in a tree...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 3, 2003 I'm still trying to find one in Cleveland that ISN'T a complete BITCH. They are hard to find here..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #19 September 3, 2003 Now now, dont go cluttering up such a nice sweet thread with such bitterness! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 September 3, 2003 Quotewith such bitterness! Not bitter......merely speaking the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #21 September 3, 2003 QuoteThey are hard to find here..... I think the perfect woman became extinct long ago...........=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #22 September 3, 2003 QuoteHeeheee....*even more annoying*....Chris and Michele, sittin' in a tree... ROFL! I started typing that one, but changed my mind. Michele can kick my ass after all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 September 3, 2003 Quote I think the perfect woman became extinct long ago........... I'd settle for tolerable...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #24 September 3, 2003 QuoteMichele can kick my ass after all. Lucky for me she's on the other side of the country! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #25 September 3, 2003 QuoteLucky for me she's on the other side of the country! Considering that I'll be on the road to there this time next week I shouldn't be worried, right? But she's coming out to Perris to see me on Saturday. So, y'know, I gotta watch what I say for a few more days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #20 September 3, 2003 Quotewith such bitterness! Not bitter......merely speaking the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #21 September 3, 2003 QuoteThey are hard to find here..... I think the perfect woman became extinct long ago...........=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #22 September 3, 2003 QuoteHeeheee....*even more annoying*....Chris and Michele, sittin' in a tree... ROFL! I started typing that one, but changed my mind. Michele can kick my ass after all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 September 3, 2003 Quote I think the perfect woman became extinct long ago........... I'd settle for tolerable...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #24 September 3, 2003 QuoteMichele can kick my ass after all. Lucky for me she's on the other side of the country! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #25 September 3, 2003 QuoteLucky for me she's on the other side of the country! Considering that I'll be on the road to there this time next week I shouldn't be worried, right? But she's coming out to Perris to see me on Saturday. So, y'know, I gotta watch what I say for a few more days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
