Steel 0 #1 September 19, 2003 But is it for the better or for the worse. Lets see. lx50: A young Bruno, 19, no real hairloss, 175 lbs, 42" chest, 235 lb. bench but hasn't worked out 2 days in a row in his life, wears 32 jeans but is slightly concerned at the possibility of having to upsize to a 33. His main goal is to get that mustang up to 140 and learn how to pump the clutch properly to win those street races that start when the light turns green. Has no real responsibilities and thinks he will be rich by the time he is 30. bevsoot: an old Bruno 29 pushing 30 with noticeable hairloss on the right and left side just above the forehead, 200 lbs. but a 44" chest 17" arms & 335 lb. bench to go with it. Would be great if it wasn't for that unfortunate 35" waist that follows it. Its even sickening to acknowledge that. Knows it is imperative to get the will power to run it off. Has gotten his camaro up to 145 and ninga upto 160 but really doesn't see it as a meaningful accomplishment more as an unnecessary risk. Has a ton of responsibilities and knows without any doubt that in 2 months when he turns thirty he will NOT be rich. I think I would rather be 19 again.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #2 September 19, 2003 Don't stress turning 30 - I've had more fun since turning 30 than I did when I was younger. Now turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #3 September 19, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Hey I'm looking at 40 straight in the eye (only 2 1/2 weeks away) and I'm not scared. Of course it'll be harder to tell that cute little hottie (assuming I ever meet a cute little hottie again) my age. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XWuffo 0 #4 September 19, 2003 ***Now turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Quote Oh boy....that is SO true. My 40 is coming up next year. I feel like I need to book my place at the old age home But hey, what the hell, at least I can look forward to one razzle of a party !!As we in Africa know - "If you're going to be dumb - you'd better be tough." - Tonto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #5 September 19, 2003 Bruno mi amigo.... Don't worry, just a few guidleness for you to "really" find out. It's friday after all You know you're growing older when... Your sweetie says "Lets go upstairs and make love, and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you"re barefoot. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along It takes longer to rest than to get tired You're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative today. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. An "all nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. A few notes about growing older By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. Cheers!"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #6 September 19, 2003 Turning 30 is great! I loved it! Even though I am poorer now than ever before... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #7 September 19, 2003 I've been 30 for 13 years, 40 for 3 yrs, 21 for 22 yrs.,etc. Only thing I know is get a check-up, keep a look-out on the LIVER for the alcohol intake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #8 September 19, 2003 Waaa, waaa, waaa. Take another 15 trips around the sun and get back to me.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #9 September 19, 2003 Babe, you look so great! You are stressing way too much. Look, I know all about what's going on in your life, and I know that you are under a lot of stress, but I hold to the fact that, first of all, you are NOT old, second, you look fabulous, and third, 30 is a good age. Nobody's perfect, but there's no reason to stress about it. You've got it UNDER CONTROL... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #10 September 19, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Not if you look 28 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #11 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Not if you look 28 Or better yet, 21, right? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #12 September 19, 2003 QuoteNot if you look 28 I got carded for alcohol not to long ago... so I guess I don't have anything to worry about right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #13 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteNot if you look 28 I got carded for alcohol not to long ago... so I guess I don't have anything to worry about right? Same here pal.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,169 #14 September 19, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Beats not turning 40 Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #15 September 20, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Hey, I survived the 40 mark and was accepted in the hottie thread by alanab. Also have all my hair, none gray and the waste is 32. It's all in the genes. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #16 September 20, 2003 You're just hitting your stride at 30, holmes. I can hit 220 on my head and 150 on my bike. I'm not proving anything other than how much fun I can have. What I've lost in flexibility I've replaced in spades with cunning and evil. My hair will probably all fall out before it all goes grey. But I am dead sexy . I am 40, hear me roar. -Quick! Take a picture! I'm talking trash and I haven't even started drinking yet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #17 September 20, 2003 Dude - turning 30 is no biggie. Screw it. I've been 18 since 1990 and haven't aged a day since. Look at it this way - you could be a democrat! Few people on the planet have broken the 300 lb bench press barrier - probably comparable with the # of folks that skydive I'd wager. That's pretty damned impressive. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 September 20, 2003 I didn't mind turning 40 because I could live my own life. I don't have to worry about the expectations of others. There is no pressure to have kids, house, career, etc. Either I have done it or don't want it. I don't worry about my future or my present. This is the best part of my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MC208B 0 #19 September 20, 2003 Bruno, you're jumping a canopy slightly larger than a tablecloth and worried about turning 30? I turned 30 19.85 years ago, no big deal. Turning 50 next January, again, no big deal. As long as we're having birthdays, we're still on this side of the grass which is good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mjosparky 3 #20 September 20, 2003 QuoteDon't stress turning 30 - I've had more fun since turning 30 than I did when I was younger. Now turning 40...that's a scary thought.... I can't remember 40!My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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juanesky 0 #5 September 19, 2003 Bruno mi amigo.... Don't worry, just a few guidleness for you to "really" find out. It's friday after all You know you're growing older when... Your sweetie says "Lets go upstairs and make love, and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you"re barefoot. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along It takes longer to rest than to get tired You're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative today. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. An "all nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. A few notes about growing older By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. Cheers!"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 September 19, 2003 Turning 30 is great! I loved it! Even though I am poorer now than ever before... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #7 September 19, 2003 I've been 30 for 13 years, 40 for 3 yrs, 21 for 22 yrs.,etc. Only thing I know is get a check-up, keep a look-out on the LIVER for the alcohol intake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #8 September 19, 2003 Waaa, waaa, waaa. Take another 15 trips around the sun and get back to me.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #9 September 19, 2003 Babe, you look so great! You are stressing way too much. Look, I know all about what's going on in your life, and I know that you are under a lot of stress, but I hold to the fact that, first of all, you are NOT old, second, you look fabulous, and third, 30 is a good age. Nobody's perfect, but there's no reason to stress about it. You've got it UNDER CONTROL... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 September 19, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Not if you look 28 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #11 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Not if you look 28 Or better yet, 21, right? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #12 September 19, 2003 QuoteNot if you look 28 I got carded for alcohol not to long ago... so I guess I don't have anything to worry about right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteNot if you look 28 I got carded for alcohol not to long ago... so I guess I don't have anything to worry about right? Same here pal.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,169 #14 September 19, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Beats not turning 40 Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 September 20, 2003 QuoteNow turning 40...that's a scary thought.... Hey, I survived the 40 mark and was accepted in the hottie thread by alanab. Also have all my hair, none gray and the waste is 32. It's all in the genes. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 September 20, 2003 You're just hitting your stride at 30, holmes. I can hit 220 on my head and 150 on my bike. I'm not proving anything other than how much fun I can have. What I've lost in flexibility I've replaced in spades with cunning and evil. My hair will probably all fall out before it all goes grey. But I am dead sexy . I am 40, hear me roar. -Quick! Take a picture! I'm talking trash and I haven't even started drinking yet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #17 September 20, 2003 Dude - turning 30 is no biggie. Screw it. I've been 18 since 1990 and haven't aged a day since. Look at it this way - you could be a democrat! Few people on the planet have broken the 300 lb bench press barrier - probably comparable with the # of folks that skydive I'd wager. That's pretty damned impressive. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 September 20, 2003 I didn't mind turning 40 because I could live my own life. I don't have to worry about the expectations of others. There is no pressure to have kids, house, career, etc. Either I have done it or don't want it. I don't worry about my future or my present. This is the best part of my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MC208B 0 #19 September 20, 2003 Bruno, you're jumping a canopy slightly larger than a tablecloth and worried about turning 30? I turned 30 19.85 years ago, no big deal. Turning 50 next January, again, no big deal. As long as we're having birthdays, we're still on this side of the grass which is good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mjosparky 3 #20 September 20, 2003 QuoteDon't stress turning 30 - I've had more fun since turning 30 than I did when I was younger. Now turning 40...that's a scary thought.... I can't remember 40!My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
MC208B 0 #19 September 20, 2003 Bruno, you're jumping a canopy slightly larger than a tablecloth and worried about turning 30? I turned 30 19.85 years ago, no big deal. Turning 50 next January, again, no big deal. As long as we're having birthdays, we're still on this side of the grass which is good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #20 September 20, 2003 QuoteDon't stress turning 30 - I've had more fun since turning 30 than I did when I was younger. Now turning 40...that's a scary thought.... I can't remember 40!My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
