skreamer 1 #1 July 30, 2001 How come fat people don't have to pay more for their jump tickets than me? It already pisses me off on airlines that I am limited to 25kg for luggage and then I see people on the plane who are carrying that much excess in their butts alone (not up their butts, those people are our friends!). So, really, shouldn't fat bastard skydivers pay more for their jump tickets? To hell with all this natural arch and genetic blah blah bull-shit - fat people make the plane climb slower.I look forward to your replies (anybody outside the states too)/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 July 30, 2001 What about the stinky people too? I mean, what gives you the right to stop bathing just because you skydive? There is one guy in particular who jumps at Skydive Monroe who is just plain NASTY...boogies are NOT an excuse to let us smell your dirty, greasy fat ass!!SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #3 July 30, 2001 Ahh, Smokers!!What the hell gives them the right to breath anywhere near my general direction with their crappy, stinky, ash breath - DISGUSTING.So I guess that most skydivers have stinky fag breath then...B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #4 July 30, 2001 I've been thinking the same thing meself for a while.Fat fuckers should pay.Not only are we subsidising them while they stuff their faces with greasy burgers at the DZ, they are also fucking unpleasant to look at. Especially on a hot day. Sweaty, smelly lard-buckets.Either go on a diet or cough up, fat bastards. AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phastasphuk 0 #5 July 30, 2001 Now thats not fair to the fat people...thay are humans with feelings and emotions them too...BUT...half the price for skinny to normal people should be oki, right! I think they have that in the states already.And why can't you put screaming kids as luggage?chrisHow would you like too stick with meHow much do you love to freefall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #6 July 30, 2001 With that much surface area, they *should* have feelings!! Diet or PAY!!B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #7 July 30, 2001 As a fat fucker myself I can't but agree.It's my fault I'm a lard arse because I eat greasy, lardy food all day long at the DZ. I won't take offense at your words. We 'fatties' as you call us (rather cruelly I feel, but whatever) already pay premiums on commercial flights, and my canopy and harness are reinforced to cope with my excess weight.I guess it's only fair I pay for 2 jump tickets per lift.Emma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #8 July 30, 2001 I bet you smoke too! Lard arse smoker..... Should be 3 jump tickets.B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #9 July 30, 2001 We should really take pity on fat skydivers though - no matter how much some of these lard-asses de-arch they are never going to get as much free fall time as floaty people.And most of them will never be able to have a nice small good looking rig because the smallest they can have is a pd190 loaded at 5.7.Disclaimer: My sarcasm aimed at fat people is purely as a result of Monday morning boredom and is not intended to harm (much). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 July 30, 2001 QuoteWhat about the stinky people too? Ah! You must have been training at Raeford this past several weeks! Yearly, we get a group of Arabs; this time from the UAE. They come and spend like a month and work on their Style and Accuracy. Raeford was (and still is) the bastion of these disciplines, so everyone from around the world used to come here and train. Nowadays, it's mostly an RW DZ, but we still get the S&A groups occasionally. Anyway, in case you haven't been around them, most Middle Eastern folks have very bad bathing habits. You want to talk about a stinky airplane ride! It is like sitting in a Pizza Hut restaurant! And HOLY SHIT, don't get me started on what they do to the bathroom/showerhouse! Unbelievable.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #11 July 30, 2001 If you smell bad you should have to ride on the outside of the plane! Let Rafferty know I said that...LOL As a smoker, I have to say, Thank you for not breathing while I smoke. I wouldnt want to tarnish those pink little lungs. Chuck.....at least it wasnt Rammadan!!!! LOL "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-FuelClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #12 July 30, 2001 GET IN MY BELLY!!!I want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabybackbabybackbabybackbabyback...------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 July 30, 2001 What Zennie said. I'm not quite sure I'm a fat bastard, but I fall like one. Yes, I fly a 190 sq. ft. main, but at least it is only loaded 1.05:1. All you skinny, floaty people really don't want us to stop jumping. If it wasn't for rocks like me, how would you get to do those cool multi-discipline jumps? I could probably belly-fly with you skinny sticks sit-flying. And for RW, I can contribute to a really stable fast base. As for adding to "fat-boy" lift ticket prices, that is silly. You just need to be more intelligent in your aircraft loading. You need to get on the plane before I do. The pilot will take us to usual altitude, like.. 14,000 feet. If you jump right after me, you get the benefit of the extra altitude when the plane jumps when I exit. You're welcome! JustinMember of the Whuffo Conversion TeamPS I have to admit, I'm with you on charging extra to stinky and farty people. It is like putting a sin tax on baked beans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #14 July 30, 2001 QuoteThere is one guy in particular who jumps at Skydive Monroe who is just plain NASTY...boogies are NOT an excuse to let us smell your dirty, greasy fat ass!!Yeah Sis, but it doesn't stop there. You don't have to weekend jump with the guy week after week!You know you smell foul when the DZO has to deceptively keep your jumpsuit behind to take it home and personally wash it himself...and he doesn't put anything else in the washer with it!!! (hell, I would run the machine 3x after with nothing in it - just to be safe!!!)And this guy still argues he bathes regularly! Well, I guess when you are a 2 - 21/2 pack a day smoker and you smoke everywhere you go...it probably doesn't matter how often you bathe...you'll always SMELL LIKE ASS!!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #15 July 30, 2001 Zennie : ROFLMAO*********************hahahahahaha I love that when people quote that guy! Now wouldn't he be the nastiest skydiver ever? I would actually refuse to ride on the plane with him, most definitely!SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #16 July 30, 2001 Hey....does the stinky bastard you are reffering to have long brown hair? D license guy. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-FuelClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #17 July 30, 2001 QuoteAs a smoker, I have to say, Thank you for not breathing while I smoke. I wouldnt want to tarnish those pink little lungs. Heh, we had a little placard beside the door in our old King Air: "If you must smoke, please step outside." I also got a kick out of the sticker on the jump door that read "This door must remain unlocked during business hours." Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #18 July 30, 2001 Clay, yeah he has long (black?) hair and I think its kind of curly. He is a nasty motherfucker. Sweats like a damn pig, never bathes, and like Pyke said, smokes like a freakin' freight train!! He is also really vulgar and makes nasty comments about women all the time. EWWWWHe is a videographer...SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #19 July 30, 2001 I think you've got it backwards. We should be charging more for you wirey bastards. After all, you're the ones getting a longer freefall. Right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #20 July 30, 2001 I agree but lets expand this a bit eh. Lets make a new manifest that looks like this.Load 1 Pretty peopleLoad 2 Fat bastardsLoad 3 Pretty PeopleLoad 4 Ugly bastardsLoad 5 Pretty PeopleLoad 6 Stinkin bastardsLoad 7 Pretty PeopleLoad 8 Smokin bastards Sunset Load Pretty PeopleThat way us Pretty People wouldn't have to put up with the Ugly, Fat, Foul, Stinkin, Smokin Bastards.Nothin but eye candy on my load. And don't pretend you don't know what load to manifest on either! Some Fun eh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #21 July 30, 2001 Clay, yeah he has long (black?) hair and I think its kind of curly. He is a nasty motherfucker. Sweats like a damn pig, never bathes, and like Pyke said, smokes like a freakin' freight train!! He is also really vulgar and makes nasty comments about women all the time. EWWWWHe is a videographer...Sounds like the guy Ben fired from ASC. Now....you know you suck if you get run off from ASC!!!!!!!! LMAO"I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-FuelClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #22 July 30, 2001 QuoteNow wouldn't he be the nastiest skydiver ever? I would actually refuse to ride on the plane with him, most definitely!I'm dead sexy... ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #23 July 30, 2001 Okay. I used to be a fat bastard. Before I broke my back in a downwinder I was over 110 KG. Im now at 85kg. I have never liked this attitude that "fat" people should pay more. Skreamer GET OVER IT!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #24 July 30, 2001 Touchy touchy...25kg? well done dude, but I won't be suggesting your method to Weight Watchers just yet, might be just a little too radical for them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 July 30, 2001 Oh good grief!! Like anyone is REALLY suggesting that fat people should pay more! HAHAHAHAHAI think emotional fruitcakes should have to pay more if they get my jumpsuit wet with tears.......Sis (bite me! Oh yeah!)I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
