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I can't stand the term "eXtreme"!!

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but maybe youve got something there, the newest craze! Extreme sociology! :S



DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!! I could like, write the thesis while in a naked headdown dive!!!!!! That would SO ROCK!!! We could like get it on tape, man and send it to RealTV or some shit.... Whoa.... Dude.... that's so tits...

Marz

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I think"XTream" sports and Skydiving are almost exact opposets. EXTream sport is high school yuppies with skateboards whos definition of "air time" is a 5-foot jump. I used to play a lot of paintball, it's the same thing - a lot of immature kids set the immage and eat it up. In my opinion, skydiving is a little more refined than these games.



Are you telling me that you haven't met any EXTreamly immature skydivers who get off on the whole EXTream thing. Who jump just so they can prove and brag about how EXTream they are? And I've got to tell you I'll probably get a lot more banged up trying to catch five feet of air on a skateboard than catching 13,500 any day. I know how to land my parachute but how do you land on a piece of wood with wheels on the bottom that isn't even strapped on. That's beyond me. EXTream is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Actually, I'm just playing devil's advocate - the whole extreme thing bugs the crap out of me too!

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nope the newest craze is extreme shoe tieing!



[sarcasm]

I, like, did this really bitchin' xtreme double knot, complete with a blind-fold bunny-ear-strangle move. It was so kickin'!

[/sarcasm]



Real mavericks dont wear shoes....you are so glued to the envelope..;)
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Real mavericks dont wear shoes....you are so glued to the envelope..



A new sport.... X-Treme Envelope Licking.

So, like I was going after this X-Tra difficult mint-flavored-glue manilla 9x12 envelope with metal clasp, when I got this really gnarly, nasty cut on my tongue, but that didn't stop me. I kicked its ass anyway. ;)

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I have a cable channel where there is an informercial on Extreme Real Estate. The dweeb in charge has an Extreme Real Estate Team too. I wonder what definition changes you to an ERET member? :D

"Dude, this is no s***... there I was, thought I was gonna die, and bam... we waived the points and closed the deal..." :D

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And what about Xtreme deodorants.... I guess they are for the Xtreme sweat, huh?:S

I work in advertising and PR. A couple of days ago a co-worker of mine asked me to try the new Xtreme Clean Toothpaste.....

I mean, XTREME TOOTHPASTE????? Geez....

This s$% is Xtremely crazy:S:S:S

No, no... it's out of control....

MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance.
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And what about Xtreme deodorants.... I guess they are for the Xtreme sweat, huh?:S

I work in advertising and PR. A couple of days ago a co-worker of mine asked me to try the new Xtreme Clean Toothpaste.....

I mean, XTREME TOOTHPASTE????? Geez....

This s$% is Xtremely crazy:S:S:S

No, no... it's out of control....


Well,
They would have a GOOD reason if IT were for
EXTREME "Feminine Discomfort or Jock Itch" sprays
:ph34r:
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And what about Xtreme deodorants.... I guess they are for the Xtreme sweat, huh?:S

I work in advertising and PR. A couple of days ago a co-worker of mine asked me to try the new Xtreme Clean Toothpaste.....

I mean, XTREME TOOTHPASTE????? Geez....

This s$% is Xtremely crazy:S:S:S

No, no... it's out of control....


Well,
They would have a GOOD reason if IT were for
EXTREME "Feminine Discomfort or Jock Itch" sprays
:ph34r:




OK, OK, OK,

I've got it....

EXTREME MASTURBATION!

Well Jim, get a load of Dave today? He is really wearin it out. I thought he was done till he whipped out the AstroGlide....Dude, he looks extremely sore to me, I don't think he can hold out much longer. That Astro Glide should take him at least another 15 minutes.

Well Bob, Wendy's up next and her reputation preceeds her. I bet she can go at least 8 hours, and we have quite a crowd lined up to watch. People been camping all nite just for this contestant folks. Look she has her own cheering section and they are all wearing matching tshirts!!!


There you have it, I don't know what happens after, I always wake up at that point.

I'm sure if you surf the porn sites though you'll find something Xtremely close to this!!!

;)


jjf
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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The other day, I was in B&H Photo in NYC. I was talking to the salesperson about setting up a camera helmet and what it would take.

After finding out that it was for skydiving, he said, "That's scary......and crazy."

Agitated for just one second, something more empathic came out of my mouth. I said, "If I am one of the smart ones I should be scared. If not, then YES, I'm crazy." The dude just looked at me like a deer in headlights.... with the locks and all. LOL BWahahahahah. :S

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I picture a dweeb with highlights saying "duuude!" Next, I picture a marketing department brainstorm, "I know, we'll callit 'X-treme Diet Cola.' Someone call the 'Dell-Dude' and see if he's available for a spot."

It's just a friggin sport. It's skydiving, it's kayaking, it's flying a FUCKING KITE. How did "EXTREME" become the prefix for EVERYTHING?

Whats wrong with highlights?

And I'm done.



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What I want to know is how Volley Ball became extreme? If you ask me, if there are no "Boobies"(BTW I hate that word) it aint extreme.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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Doug I cant help but seem to think your post was inspried by mine about GIFTS FOR XXTREME MEN. if not then sorry. Look right it was posted with irony i am a skydiver to i dont think of it as crazy eXtreme whatevere, you know, we are just people who love our sport and its probably the same for snowboarding and climbingand stuff.

But people know what you mean when you say XXXTREME I mean just look at Triple X?

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Elliptical X-braced Tri-cell (reme) - I'm not sure of the FX vs. VX part of the nomenclature.

in this case X stands for cross, like boarder-X, skier-X etc...

in my case I used to be an Xtreme sleeper... My record is 38 hours, with just a 15 minute break to eat something and empty something else :P, but used to sleep 12-14 hours a day
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I live near an oil change place with a giant mural outside that says . . .

Are You Ready For X-TREME Oil Change??!!??

Woohoooo, should I wear my full-face when I head down there?


.......or steel underpants. After THAT lube of X-treme nature, a person may not be able to sit for awhile:$
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Yes, it was the inspiration but I got the joke. I laughed when I saw the XXX's. Be careful. If you'd put another X on there then someone's head would have popped off if they'd read it out loud. Try it on an unsuspecting co-worker. "XXXXTreme!" Watch just as they procede to emphasis that fourth "X!" a fucking mountain-board will come flying out of the space vacated by their cranium.
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