Michael Jackson Booking Photo

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So, there I was driving back from the market and I'm listening to the news and the Santa Barbara Sheriff is giving a press conference. One of the reporters asks him when the booking photo is going to be available and the dufus Sheriff PIO says it'll be available at http://www.sbsheriff.org.

Doh!

It's already been hacked by 2600.

2600 has also taken over http://www.sbsheriff.com as a redirect to the 2600 web site.

Here's the photo as published by FOXNews. Dang, I really wanted the "numbers" on it. This just looks like every other photo of the freek. I was hoping for something more along the lines of Nick Nolte.

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[AndyMan 7]

Just for the record, 2600 doesn't do a lot of hacking themselves. They're an online and print magazine that report on hacks, among other things.

Somebody hacked sbsheriff.com to point to 2600.

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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

[PhillyKev 0]

Here's his mugshot.....NSFA (not safe for anyone)

[kai2k1 0]

he looks fake to me, and the site is back up.

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[skydivingchad 0]

That picture is down right scary!!!!
But you gotta love a guy whose not afraid to wear lipstick. hahahahaha Also if I had kids I sure as hell wouldn't let them sleep over at jacko's house.

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
Pelt Head #3

[Deuce 1]

Fox news reported that he is 5'11", 120 pounds.

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Just remember folks, make all the jokes you want to about him -- but NOT the act. See the Forum Rules for details.

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Best version found.

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[kallend 1,660]

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Best version found.

I've seen healthier looking mummies in the Egypt room at the museum.

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You know, on booking sheets they have a box for complexion. Like 'fair', 'sallow', 'dark', 'ruddy'. I don't recall if they had one for 'artificial'.

[billvon 2,450]

Interesting that they left the "complexion" entry blank. What would you put there?

[hooked 0]

That is a 'freaky' picture. What makes someone change his appearance to that extreme (not a question, just a statement). It's just scary.

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[bodypilot90 0]

I still say he's a alien!

[CrazyIvan 0]

DAMN!!!!

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[sarge 0]

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I really wanted the "numbers" on it. This just looks like every other photo of the freek

Yeah me too!!

The "Booking Module" of the most modern programs automatically adjusts cropping for expedient construction of digital photo line-ups. Eliminates the booking card in the photo.

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[genoyamamoto 0]

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You know, on booking sheets they have a box for complexion. Like 'fair', 'sallow', 'dark', 'ruddy'. I don't recall if they had one for 'artificial'.

Wow I hope I look that good when i'm 45 but the way things are going I don't know. Anyone got the number for his plastic surgeon?
But seriously, i'm sure with the right lighting and some serious post-processing he would look "normal".

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p.s. I think his finish er um I mean complextion looks like DuPont flamulit.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Question: On that pic, it's written: SEX: M, do they mean MUTANT?

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[happythoughts 0]

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Interesting that they left the "complexion" entry blank. What would you put there?

It's one of those quandaries. What do bald people put on their drivers license application under hair color?

[sssbc99 0]

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Interesting that they left the "complexion" entry blank. What would you put there?

It's one of those quandaries. What do bald people put on their drivers license application under hair color?

N/A

[fasterfaller 0]

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Here's his mugshot.....NSFA (not safe for anyone)

I look at this photo and remember that movie mommy dearest . Does anyone else think he looks like the woman in that movie ?

[AggieDave 6]

God I hope they put him in a cell with other folks or when he goes to prison they put him in the general population.

He'd get everything coming to him, that's for sure!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[McDuck 0]

So, as a con, which would you rather go through life saying?

"Yeah, I boned that little freak. Made him toss the salad too."

or

"Are you freaking KIDDING ME? I'd rather have a prison bar jammed up my ass sideways than touch that thing. Looks like a transvestite mannequin."

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[AggieDave 6]

I'd rather be able to say (if I was a con), that I broke him in two when I punched him and made his nose look like it did 20 years ago.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[McDuck 0]

Yeah, I KNEW I was leaving a few options out.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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What do bald people put on their drivers license application under hair color?

"BLD"