turtlespeed 212 #1 February 23, 2004 I had a long conversation with someone the other night. I was told in no uncertain terms that women as a rule fake it almost EVERYTIME? That it is actually unusual that the job is "done correctly" Also that the practice of faking is "Taught" I am in a deep state of depression because of this. Say it ain't so!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 February 23, 2004 We'll never tell.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 February 23, 2004 Quote We'll never tell. See, I don't put up very many serious posts here, this is borderline, but still. . .indulge me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 February 23, 2004 One way to see if it's been "faked" is to look at the nipples. Often (I won't claim it's 100%), if it's real, they'll shrink into little raisins. Of course, efforts can be augmented by more than the simple act itself. Otherwise, join the club of depression amongst many men in the universe. Edit to add: This thread will be on fire in no time. That and if it were a poll... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 23, 2004 If she wants to cuddle afterwards, she prolly faked. If she just wants to be left alone for her body to chill out and return to normal, then you did a good job. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 February 23, 2004 Faking it is like lying. A woman who lies more probably fakes it more. I don't really get "faking it" all the time. You'll never get enjoyment if you fake what you get enjoyment from.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #7 February 23, 2004 Quotefake it almost EVERYTIME If someone is faking it everytime then there is a problem...LOL That person needs to be more upfront about what trips her trigger. That being said , there were times with my ex that I pulled a Meg Ryan because I just wanted it to end and he wouldn't until he thought I Had... oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeessssssss...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #8 February 23, 2004 Want to know if it's hot for real? (It ain't the heat, it's the humidity!)"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #9 February 23, 2004 Saw a funny Wanda Syke routine last week. She was saying that, when it becomes obvious that it ain't gonna happen, then further action is just cutting into her sleep time, so she comes out with Oh yeah baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cop 0 #10 February 23, 2004 "What? You did not? Well, I did, very good... Everybody takes care of their own orgasms, good night, honey...." "You can call me Mike" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 February 23, 2004 QuoteIt ain't the heat, it's the humidity!) you can still be humid and fake it..LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxingrrl 0 #12 February 23, 2004 EVERYTIME? No way... why would you even continue to have sex with someone if you had to fake it everytime? I know that I'm just not going to get there everytime. That's OK. Because, you see, the beauty of multiples is that you get to make up for the ones you may have missedWhy bother faking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #13 February 23, 2004 I have no sympathy for women who consistently fake orgasm and then complain that their men are crap in bed. Women who fake it are just encouraging bad behaviour! _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 186 #14 February 23, 2004 QuoteI had a long conversation with someone the other night. I was told in no uncertain terms that women as a rule fake it almost EVERYTIME? That it is actually unusual that the job is "done correctly" Also that the practice of faking is "Taught" I am in a deep state of depression because of this. Say it ain't so! There are physiological specifics that you can't fake. They are hardly universal, but if a woman displays them she wasn't faking. I really don't understand why anyone would bother to fake it. I never do. Blue skies, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #15 February 23, 2004 Why waste time faking it when you can tell eachother what you really want and then everyone is happy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxingrrl 0 #16 February 23, 2004 QuoteWomen who fake it are just encouraging bad behaviour! Amen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #17 February 23, 2004 There are usually some unfakeable signs, such as what's known as "the wet spot" (a/k/a where you sleep if you're a gentleman, where she sleeps if you're not) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #18 February 23, 2004 QuoteI really don't understand why anyone would bother to fake it. I never do. That's cause we can tellMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #19 February 23, 2004 This is one I never understood. Faking it once or twice is reasonable, but if it's not getting done, why in the hell would you want him to think it is? I hear complaints from women about how men think they are god's gift etc etc. Well, you know how to convince them otherwise? STOP FAKING!! If needs be, tell the guy how to get it done. I've been told on occasion "I like it like this...." and if was great everytime afterwards. Kinda helps the ego when you know you're doing the job.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #20 February 23, 2004 QuoteIf she wants to cuddle afterwards, she prolly faked. If she just wants to be left alone for her body to chill out and return to normal, then you did a good job. I knew I was good but that just proves it. Here is what sucks. The girl wants to sleep and I am left there NOT FINISHED but she has had her fun so what do you doI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #21 February 23, 2004 QuoteThat's cause we can tell Not always. I was in a bar in ATL and some guy was saying how this chick was making weird noises and movin funny [not in a good way] and it started to...affect his performance. His solution? He pulled out and spat on her back.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cop 0 #22 February 23, 2004 Quote (It ain't the heat, it's the humidity!) What the hell is humidity? http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/montecarlo/clinical/lube.htm "You can call me Mike" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gary350 0 #23 February 23, 2004 I don't think there is just one kind of "real" orgasm for women. That said, I'll defer to that vast repository of wisdom known as National Lampoon: Is It a Real Orgasm? The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at 8-second intervals (the contractions follow the beat of the song "Surfin' USA"). Unless these contractions occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 February 23, 2004 That's when it's time to run away.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #25 February 23, 2004 That's priceless! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
