vdschoor 0 #1 May 6, 2004 I don't have issues or anything (duh.. maybe I do.. ha ha), but I feel like climbing on top of my desk right now and start saying F$£%CK, SH"£$"T, and all sorts of weird stuff. I want to see how the people would react here.. (FYI I work in an office and have to show up in a suit 9 out of 10 times... ) Just a brainfart.. you can ignore me now.. By the way, I am not angry about anything if you were wondering, but I just want to do this little experiment. After this I would just sit down, and calmly go back to work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 May 6, 2004 Hmmmm tourettes syndrome setting in???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #3 May 6, 2004 QuoteHmmmm tourettes syndrome setting in???? Um no, but that would be my excuse.. "Um.. sorry, yeah, I have these urges lately" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 May 6, 2004 Do it.....you wont have a job for much longer, or they will send you to a shrink....or better yet a rubber room :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 May 6, 2004 QuoteDo it.....you wont have a job for much longer, or they will send you to a shrink....or better yet a rubber room :) Or promote him to management. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #6 May 6, 2004 if you aren't serious about doing it, please stop getting our hopes up.... Okay, how about a "stand up, yodel at the top of your lungs then sit back down" The catch is NOT to laugh afterwards...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 May 6, 2004 Hang on.. I'm going to try it right now... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 May 6, 2004 QuoteDo it.....you wont have a job for much longer, or they will send you to a shrink....or better yet a rubber room :) Nope.. My boss just handed me some chocolate. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #9 May 6, 2004 Well, if you do it and you get fired at that job, you've proven you're qualified to work manifest at any drop zone in the world. Congratulations on your new career, Iwan! Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #10 May 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteDo it.....you wont have a job for much longer, or they will send you to a shrink....or better yet a rubber room :) Or they might just send him to the DZ and make him be a full time skydiver? -www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #11 May 6, 2004 QuoteWell, if you do it and you get fired at that job, you've proven you're qualified to work manifest at any drop zone in the world. Congratulations on your new career, Iwan! F&$%^CK anyone got a trailer, for cheap? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #12 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell, if you do it and you get fired at that job, you've proven you're qualified to work manifest at any drop zone in the world. Congratulations on your new career, Iwan! F&$%^CK anyone got a trailer, for cheap? DO IT NOW! Then when you get fired you can work at Gravity Gear for $8/hr + room and board in an RV with no toilet. Well it has one, but you can't use it. Oh, yeah, and discounts on gear too! DO IT NOW! What? Suddenly your job doesn't sound too bad? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #13 May 7, 2004 Come to my termination hearing, a public one, May 11. That should cure you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #14 May 7, 2004 I did that just yesterday at my job! ... It worked really well... Nobody said anything... I took a break, got sumpin' to eat.... came back, went to sit in my chair, and Right on my hiney! .... Still nobody said anything.. and nobody laughed either! .... Thanks Iwan! Now I'm all depressed 'cause I ain't got no Co-Workers! .. ... Butt Muncher! .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #15 May 7, 2004 QuoteThanks Iwan! Now I'm all depressed 'cause I ain't got no Co-Workers! .. ... Butt Muncher! .... Ok, well you can have my old cubicle now that they gave me an office. So now when I feel like screaming.. I just close the door.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #16 May 7, 2004 QuoteI just close the door.. Yes but that masking tape is not soundproof Les Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #17 May 7, 2004 QuoteCome to my termination hearing, a public one, May 11. That should cure you. Dude WTF did ya do to get a termination hearing? You obviously don't want to loose ya job, or you wouldn't turn up to itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #18 May 7, 2004 Quote Okay, how about a "stand up, yodel at the top of your lungs then sit back down" HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I gotta try that. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
vdschoor 0 #11 May 6, 2004 QuoteWell, if you do it and you get fired at that job, you've proven you're qualified to work manifest at any drop zone in the world. Congratulations on your new career, Iwan! F&$%^CK anyone got a trailer, for cheap? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #12 May 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell, if you do it and you get fired at that job, you've proven you're qualified to work manifest at any drop zone in the world. Congratulations on your new career, Iwan! F&$%^CK anyone got a trailer, for cheap? DO IT NOW! Then when you get fired you can work at Gravity Gear for $8/hr + room and board in an RV with no toilet. Well it has one, but you can't use it. Oh, yeah, and discounts on gear too! DO IT NOW! What? Suddenly your job doesn't sound too bad? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #13 May 7, 2004 Come to my termination hearing, a public one, May 11. That should cure you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #14 May 7, 2004 I did that just yesterday at my job! ... It worked really well... Nobody said anything... I took a break, got sumpin' to eat.... came back, went to sit in my chair, and Right on my hiney! .... Still nobody said anything.. and nobody laughed either! .... Thanks Iwan! Now I'm all depressed 'cause I ain't got no Co-Workers! .. ... Butt Muncher! .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #15 May 7, 2004 QuoteThanks Iwan! Now I'm all depressed 'cause I ain't got no Co-Workers! .. ... Butt Muncher! .... Ok, well you can have my old cubicle now that they gave me an office. So now when I feel like screaming.. I just close the door.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 May 7, 2004 QuoteI just close the door.. Yes but that masking tape is not soundproof Les Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 May 7, 2004 QuoteCome to my termination hearing, a public one, May 11. That should cure you. Dude WTF did ya do to get a termination hearing? You obviously don't want to loose ya job, or you wouldn't turn up to itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #18 May 7, 2004 Quote Okay, how about a "stand up, yodel at the top of your lungs then sit back down" HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I gotta try that. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites