tunaplanet 0 #1 May 16, 2004 Here are the top five cartoon characters most likely to use drugs: 5. Olive Oyl - Probably Dexatrim abuse; maybe some amphetamines. 4. He-Man - This is an easy one. Roid monkey No. 1. "BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!" Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that, he even injects the stuff in his pet tiger - animal abuse. 3. Yogi and Boo - We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to their cave and trip. 2. Daffy Duck - Definitly using crack. He is so wired, he bounces around on his head without pain and blows his beak off all the time. 1. Shaggy - By far the No. 1 suspect. His cloths, his hair, his bad goatee and the boy converses with dogs. All of this is nothing until you consider the munchie factor. Anybody who consumes 9.3 dog treats per episode must smoke weed. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #2 May 16, 2004 Yeah, for sure! What about Bugs Bunny?, He`s gay!, He always dresses up like "Carmen Miranda" w/ the fruit basket on his head, and he is always kissing men on the mouth (specially Elmer). QuoteAnybody who consumes 9.3 dog treats per episode must smoke weed And I bet he gives some also to Scooby, or that dog get high just by being the van w/ Shaggy. Smurfs?*....They live in mushrooms and Gargamel wants to eat them all because he really needs the mushrooms for that big caserole he`s always stirring . Among other characters in the toon world.LiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #3 May 16, 2004 Bugs also has a bad attitude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 May 16, 2004 QuoteBugs also has a bad attitude Wile E. Coyote has the worst attitude __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #5 May 16, 2004 Shit...here's the complete list. FOrgot about this one..... Top Twenty Drug Using Cartoon Suspects 1. Shaggy By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode smokes pot, no ifs, ands, or, buts about it. And look at the way him and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad design dude. 2. Daffy Duck If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't work for him. 3. Dopey Dwarf He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement, but they are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat. 4. Droopy The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe. 5.& 6. Yogi and Boo Boo We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. 7. He-Man This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects it in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse"? 8. Snagglepuss Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious. 9. Olive Oyl Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. 10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs) Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway? 11.She-Ra Come on, any woman who is that buff is also poppin' 'roids. Besides, her brother is her supplier, and any horse that can fly has got to be lit up on something! 12.Hagar the Horrible I picture Hagar out on the lawn smoking some serious pot from a six-foot bong. After all, he does rampage through all the medieval castles stealing their stashes! 13.Calvin and Hobbes This kid has found the paint and is inhaling for hours. Any kid that talks to his tiger and gets tackled by it has got to be sniffing. Let's not forget all the memorable scenes of when his food becomes monsterous and tries to kill him. Psychadelic overload. 14.Stimpy Haven't you wondered why this cat is so fat? Heavy case of the munchies. He hides all of his weed in his bags of Gritty Kitty Litter. The cat is so high, he feels no pain when being smacked by Ren. 15.Jon (From Garfield) Let's face it, Jon has nothing better to do except suck the crack pipe and talk to his pets. Every now and then he lets Odie take a hit or two. 16.Peanuts Snoopy is just lit up on anything he can find. First, dogs don't sleep on their backs, and second, a dog that DOES sleep on his back on a 12/12 pitch roof has got to be stoned, cuz any coherent individual doesn't have the proper equalibrium to perform this balancing act. His pop just drinks his life away, it's Jack and Coke for that beagle. 17.Tigger There have been many accusations about Tigger, but I believe this behavior is due to his ADDS (attention deficit disorder syndrome) and low tolerance of Ridalin. This cat needs Prozac! 18.Rabbit Everyone know what Rabbit does in his house. Besides, he is always upset when people bother him. After all, I would be upset if people kept interrupting me while my hash brownies were cooking. And those aren't cooking spices he keeps, that is his dope supply, and those drums of so-called "honey" are merely his liquid cocaine stashes. 19.The Joker You would have to be trippin' to wear clothes that psychadelic. After getting beat up every day, he is still laughing. He can't even stop that huge smile, because he is so high. I think him and the Riddler have parties and smoke out together. 20.Speedy Gonzales Yippa Yippa Needa Las Drugas!!! This guy has had way too much speed. He's even named after it. Has this rat ever gotten tired? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #6 May 16, 2004 And Road Runner is on speedLiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #7 May 16, 2004 Makes you wonder whats in the birdseed that wiley feeds him sometimes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #8 May 17, 2004 I think Taz is obviously on a rough crash from a meth binge. And the sea turtles in Finding Nemo were stoners for sure dude. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #9 May 17, 2004 QuoteAnd Road Runner is on speed Speedy Gonzalez is on some very spicy salsa...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #10 May 17, 2004 I also wonder about that stuff Popeye eats.Is it really spinch or some kind of steroid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #11 May 17, 2004 man alot of people think i look/act like shaggy, especially when my hair gets really long. everybody's like, man he's totally shaggy from scooby doo!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 May 17, 2004 I suspect that Tweety is on Prozac or Lithium, he's WAAAAAAYYYYY to calm to deal with Puddy-Tat's attacks __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #13 May 17, 2004 Let us not forget Felix the Cat, the wonderful drug dealing cat. Whenever he needs a fix he reaches into his bag of tricks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #14 May 17, 2004 What do reckon Slyvester the cat is on? He sure has a bad time catching that little yellow bird.Iam thinking Jack and Oly.probably something in artision well water Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 May 17, 2004 not really cartoons, but... does anyone remember the trippy saturday morning shows from the '70s by Sid & Marty Kroft? HR Puffinstuff, Lidsville, Land of the Lost? what were those guys on? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #16 May 17, 2004 Yep my kids would wake me on Sat. morns. to watch it with them. Iam thinking mushrums Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #17 May 17, 2004 QuoteI suspect that Tweety is on Prozac or Lithium, he's WAAAAAAYYYYY to calm to deal with Puddy-Tat's attacks Then there's Porky Pig. He was definitely tweakin'! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 187 #18 May 17, 2004 Speedy Gonzales sings the key part of "La Cucaracha" in one episode: "marijuana par fumar..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #19 May 17, 2004 Maybe y'all wanna take a look at Alice in Wonderland.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpeludo 0 #20 May 17, 2004 Dude! Right on!! I feel that; POPEYE really didn't need to, piss off BLUTO or each other. to get a better deal from OLIVE, just because she had better "green goodies' and how about = POPEYE'S PIPE?? He sure seem's to get a rush out of IT! OLIVE; alway's there, to stir some shit, so the boy's will get their hit. love your character's, bud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garycal 0 #21 May 17, 2004 Yea what was that big worm smoking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 May 17, 2004 Dude, you forgot TAZ!!! Taz could be a spokesdevil for PCP. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #23 May 17, 2004 You forget the Simpsons. Apart from the 'poisoned' water at the Duff World that freaks out Lisa, in the episode where Lisa is president Bart asks Lisa to legalise 'it'. There are many many more; those are the two I can think of off the top of my head. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #24 May 17, 2004 QuoteYou forget the Simpsons. Apart from the 'poisoned' water at the Duff World that freaks out Lisa, in the episode where Lisa is president Bart asks Lisa to legalise 'it'. There are many many more; those are the two I can think of off the top of my head I could believe that Bart smokes a little Dope, but there is no way You could convince me that Marge & Lisa are smoking anything for that matter. Ned Flanders on the other Hand..... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #25 May 17, 2004 Check out the clocks -- it's almost always 4:20 in Springfield.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
