seekfun 0 #26 June 9, 2004 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From the girlfriend perspective, are the carpeted variety better for being dropped on? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well if you drop a liquid, it's not slippery. But the carpet absorbs everything and depending on what you drop it could smell or stain. I know i have no chance in hell of getting my security deposit back on my apt. The carpet has to be replaced when move out. No silly, I was wondering if it's still bad to drop your girlfriend on a carpeted kitchen floor. topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #27 June 9, 2004 QuoteI'd have to say a glass jar of tomato sauce would be the worse You just reminded me of an incident at my house a little over a year ago. It was before I'd adopted my dogs, but my roommate at that time had a three-year-old German Sheppard that was a total spaz. This one night, I start cooking up a homemade tomato sauce. It's full of proscuitto, lean ground beef, portobello mushrooms, basil, and an assortment of other ingredients. It was in one of those HUGE pots...the type Glen Close could've boiled a family of rabbits in. So, it's simmering on the stove and a friend calls to see if I want to go grab a pint or few. I turn the stove off and go out. It's covered, the sauce takes a few hours to cook, but it's best to be home when the burner is on. I get home a couple of hours later and walk in to find a white tile floor COVERD in a thin film of red sauce and a dog whose jowls are stained red as if she'd just taken down a zebra. The damn dog consumed what must have been several liters of tomato sauce. So, yeah...tomato sauce is a bitch to clean...yes, even much more than dry ice. -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 June 9, 2004 QuoteNo silly, I was wondering if it's still bad to drop your girlfriend on a carpeted kitchen floor. Oops, i guess i had a blonde moment. Anyhoo, being dropped on the kitchen floor isn't always a bad thing...depends what kinda kink you're into... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #29 June 9, 2004 I put all my grease in an old pickle jar. The day that hits the floor I'm moving out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #30 June 9, 2004 A full 1.75L bottle of Kahlua. I've seen it happen...good thing it was not me that dropped it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #31 June 9, 2004 From personal experience, I say a baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 June 9, 2004 My niece has a Cocker Spaniel that is nervous and gets easily upset (read "psychotic" here). Her dog will go outside, walk around for an hour, and then come back in and pee on the kitchen floor. However, when you find the pee, you can compound the problem by yelling at it because it gets so upset that it pees again wherever it is standing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #33 June 9, 2004 Dropping a glass on a tile floor.....just hope you're not barefoot when that happens."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #34 June 9, 2004 A BIG kettle of homemade chili that has been cookin up for a few days... cooked it over and over and it just gets better and better.. as you add more ingredients... Spill it and the tiles are stained for eternity.... and gawd forbid if its hot and volcanic when it slips.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #35 June 9, 2004 QuoteMy niece has a Cocker Spaniel that is nervous and gets easily upset (read "psychotic" here). Her dog will go outside, walk around for an hour, and then come back in and pee on the kitchen floor. However, when you find the pee, you can compound the problem by yelling at it because it gets so upset that it pees again wherever it is standing. I dated a girl that had a stupid, err, psychotic cocker spaniel also. Only it wasn't pee on the floor after walking around outside but when i yelled at it, that is when the pee started. I got rid of them both Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 June 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteMy niece has a Cocker Spaniel that is nervous and gets easily upset (read "psychotic" here). Her dog will go outside, walk around for an hour, and then come back in and pee on the kitchen floor. However, when you find the pee, you can compound the problem by yelling at it because it gets so upset that it pees again wherever it is standing. I dated a girl that had a stupid, err, psychotic cocker spaniel also. Only it wasn't pee on the floor after walking around outside but when i yelled at it, that is when the pee started. I got rid of them both I'll bet you could have taught the Cocker Spaniel to lift the seat back up when it was finished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #37 June 9, 2004 QuoteI'll bet you could have taught the Cocker Spaniel to lift the seat back up when it was finished. Don't even get me started on that one. I heard she got married two weeks ago, i guess she finally found someone to pay off her medical school student loans. poor sucker. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staso 0 #38 June 9, 2004 this guy ... -- it's not about defying gravity; it's how hard you can abuse it. speed skydiving it is ... Speed Skydiving Forum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #39 June 10, 2004 Quote I dated a girl that had a stupid, err, psychotic cocker spaniel also. Only it wasn't pee on the floor after walking around outside but when i yelled at it, that is when the pee started. I got rid of them both Amen brother, I was in the same situation. Never again. As far as what is bad dropped on a kitchen floor, my roomie fried a turkey in our kitchen using an outdoor fryer then proceeded to put dish washing liquid in the dishwasher which of course spewed all over the place. Combine oil and soap and you have quite a mess. Trying to clean the mess up, he decided to use my carpet cleaner which will never see another carpet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #40 June 10, 2004 I have you all beat. How about a whole skyball worth of #9 shot. It was in the cup, until I knocked it off the table..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #41 June 10, 2004 Anything glass is bad 'cause it scatters when it shatters, so you can never find all the shards 'till long after when you step on one. The only thing worse than a carpeted kitchen is a carpeted bathroom in a guy's house! I've seen one of those, yuck! The behind the toilet scene gets really gross! I always insist the men who visit my house sit down to pee! Tink Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #42 June 10, 2004 The kitchen ceiling. This happened to me once. Rice, pudding, jello, Jelly, eggs, sugar, spaghetti sauce, grease. They are easy to clean after you clean up your ceiling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #43 June 10, 2004 my dick,it really hurts when it happens Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 June 10, 2004 Quotemy dick,it really hurts when it happens You have a strap on?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #45 June 10, 2004 Not a strapon but a strap,just to keep it up as i cant maneged to pump all that blod out to it all the time(and then it drop) Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
