adamjenner 0 #26 September 1, 2004 take cindy out of her box and blow her up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teason 0 #27 September 1, 2004 Apologize in advance I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #28 September 1, 2004 Pray I don't wake up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #29 September 1, 2004 plug in a porn tape growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 September 1, 2004 Travel a few states away....then i convince him i won't bite too hard. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #31 September 1, 2004 Lube her up for Greek style?? There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #33 September 1, 2004 Quotebend over The best answer yet!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #34 September 1, 2004 Begging Then swearing trying to open the $@%$@ condom wrapper. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #35 September 1, 2004 I don't remember...hell, I don't remember the last time I had sex.....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #36 September 1, 2004 QuoteHave the signed consent form notarized. Exactly. That and check the ID one last time. Age math can be tricky late at night. Also good to know where she lives in case you have to drop her off in a shopping cart. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 September 2, 2004 QuoteThen swearing trying to open the $@%$@ condom wrapper. Red condom? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #38 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteThen swearing trying to open the $@%$@ condom wrapper. Red condom? Unfortunately not. But I heard they were better than the Durex How about you ? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 September 2, 2004 I like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I'm just fun like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #40 September 2, 2004 Well.... If it's not on video, it never happenedOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 September 2, 2004 QuoteI like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I like the ones that a freind gives you at 1:00am when you're running around pantless in search of a condom cause it's needed like NOW.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #42 September 2, 2004 Watch cartoon porn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AirMail 0 #43 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteI like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I like the ones that a freind gives you at 1:00am when you're running around pantless in search of a condom cause it's needed like NOW.... Ahh, Rantoul. Person #1 walks into the DZ.com tent and looks at the tent pole (where the condoms were) silently, finding none. Person #2 looks over and says "I'll get you one". No other words were exchanged. I was LMAO. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #44 September 2, 2004 Let's see... Go downstairs into the kitchen and fetch some lettuce, catnip, some meat tenderizer and a corkscrew. I then hit the garage and grab some 10-W40 motor oil, a mechanic's light, a roto rooter and my fishing pole. On the way upstairs I make sure to swing by my closet and grab my wind sock & leather-studded biohazard suit (had to get that one special-order). Grab my kazoo out of the nightstand drawer and I'm good to go! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #45 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I like the ones that a freind gives you at 1:00am when you're running around pantless in search of a condom cause it's needed like NOW.... Ahh, Rantoul. Person #1 walks into the DZ.com tent and looks at the tent pole (where the condoms were) silently, finding none. Person #2 looks over and says "I'll get you one". No other words were exchanged. I was LMAO. P- LMAO -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #46 September 2, 2004 Quotebend over The best answer yet!!!! LMAO...because I was going to write that same exact thing, Linny. I thought that it would be really, really funny (which it IS!) Then, I realized that I didn't want for people to think of me in that way... Besides, it wouldn't be correct for every time or even most. (Also, sometimes, I am too busy adjusting my costume to bend...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #43 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteI like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I like the ones that a freind gives you at 1:00am when you're running around pantless in search of a condom cause it's needed like NOW.... Ahh, Rantoul. Person #1 walks into the DZ.com tent and looks at the tent pole (where the condoms were) silently, finding none. Person #2 looks over and says "I'll get you one". No other words were exchanged. I was LMAO. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #44 September 2, 2004 Let's see... Go downstairs into the kitchen and fetch some lettuce, catnip, some meat tenderizer and a corkscrew. I then hit the garage and grab some 10-W40 motor oil, a mechanic's light, a roto rooter and my fishing pole. On the way upstairs I make sure to swing by my closet and grab my wind sock & leather-studded biohazard suit (had to get that one special-order). Grab my kazoo out of the nightstand drawer and I'm good to go! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #45 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI like the ones that glow in the dark personally. I like the ones that a freind gives you at 1:00am when you're running around pantless in search of a condom cause it's needed like NOW.... Ahh, Rantoul. Person #1 walks into the DZ.com tent and looks at the tent pole (where the condoms were) silently, finding none. Person #2 looks over and says "I'll get you one". No other words were exchanged. I was LMAO. P- LMAO -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #46 September 2, 2004 Quotebend over The best answer yet!!!! LMAO...because I was going to write that same exact thing, Linny. I thought that it would be really, really funny (which it IS!) Then, I realized that I didn't want for people to think of me in that way... Besides, it wouldn't be correct for every time or even most. (Also, sometimes, I am too busy adjusting my costume to bend...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #47 September 2, 2004 QuoteWatch cartoon porn. HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Ecchi.......BTW...I love your avatar...Bondage Fairies?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #48 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell now we know what most of you do after sex. So what do you do before sex? Close the car door? Wake up? Beg? Drive to the tenderloin? Close the inflation valve? HAHAHAHA! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #49 September 2, 2004 QuoteHENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!! Mangerotica QuoteBTW...I love your avatar...Bondage Fairies? Pic attached (NSFW).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #50 September 2, 2004 QuoteLet's see... Go downstairs into the kitchen and fetch some lettuce, catnip, some meat tenderizer and a corkscrew. I then hit the garage and grab some 10-W40 motor oil, a mechanic's light, a roto rooter and my fishing pole. On the way upstairs I make sure to swing by my closet and grab my wind sock & leather-studded biohazard suit (had to get that one special-order). Grab my kazoo out of the nightstand drawer and I'm good to go! Ted, have you been reading Hunter S. Thompson? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
