BlindBrick 0 #1 September 24, 2004 I used have a "best friends with benefits" setup going with this chick. She got a bit batty and getting very posessive, so I cooled stuff off. She offered to float me the money I needed to get an AAD. So, we've kind of drifted back together here lately. Yeah, I know there's a hook buried somewhere in this bait, but is is so hard to ignore a willing "sponsor". Anyway, she calls me up on the phone tonight to chat. After about twnety mintues I get bored so I flip on the computer and log on to the palce I am getting the AAD from. I then proceed to get her credit card info and order myself an AAD. At this point I feel a little obligated to let her talk on, but even if I didn't have ADHD, long phone calls are not my thing. Next thing I know I am surfing dz.com and find a link to a website full of "camel toes". So as I type this, I am looking at camels toes and just inserting a grunt or two into the phone whenever her vocal inflection leads me to think she is asking a question. Does this make me an asshole?"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #2 September 24, 2004 It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 September 24, 2004 With that karma, you may need an AAD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #4 September 24, 2004 QuoteDoes this make me an asshole? Nope. Something else did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #5 September 24, 2004 Quote With that karma, you may need an AAD. bawww..lmao-good one... heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 September 24, 2004 Yes. ~R+R...And the chick is as dumb as a hammer......or brick...I can't decide which......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 September 24, 2004 I must have you confused with someone else. For some reason i thought you were married. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #8 September 24, 2004 Quote With that karma, you may need an AAD. Cocheese, I think that is the best one liner I've seen from you yet - I totally agree Peace, Z Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #9 September 24, 2004 QuoteYes ========== No not an asshole, it's called a user and I was privy to the camel toes!!!! ~R+R...And the chick is as dumb as a hammer......or brick...I can't decide which...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #10 September 24, 2004 ok... slmao-total check there- like watching racket ball and he's the wall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #11 September 24, 2004 QuoteI must have you confused with someone else. For some reason i thought you were married. Nope. Closest I've come to that is an ex-fiance. Which is sort of why this girl and I ran into trouble the first time. She got majorly wiggy and posessive when I went back home in April for the birth of my son. And it just went downhill from there. And I tried to break it off, but good god this woman couldn't take a hint. At one point she said "I think you care more about skydiving than me!" I looked her square in the eye and told her "I do." and she still didn't get the hint. -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #12 September 24, 2004 Reminds me of: "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" "No. Your ass makes your ass look fat." linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #13 September 24, 2004 WHAT???????if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #14 September 24, 2004 what's an AAD? is that birth control? you're gonna probably need it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 September 24, 2004 Shes trying to say... if you ask a stupid question.... you get a stupid answer. He knows he is being an asshole. Dude.. do the right thing. Cancel the order on the AAD. Quit leading the girl on. You'll only make her jaded and bitter for the next guy she goes out with. Do it for your fellow man, if not yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #16 September 24, 2004 I think he's just looking for his own personal stalker Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #17 September 24, 2004 I agree, NOT the way to treat a lady... even if the lady may be pierced beyond all recognition! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #18 September 24, 2004 Quote what's an AAD? is that birth control? you're gonna probably need it..... Only if he sleeps on his back.He could be messing with the next Ms Bobbit! What goes around can get cut off. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #19 September 24, 2004 AAAAhhhhaaa hahahahahaha bwaaaa haaa haa haaa. Dude this is just to fuckin good!!! ha hah hahaha I'm sure I just made enough of an ass hole of my self to get you off the hook. But I don't really care. If she's going to by you an AAD go for it man. Hell, you should be looking at some asian bondage pics, instead of camel toe . com!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #20 September 24, 2004 The fellow man? Sucks to be him for getting caught up in the situation. What was that song that Pat Bennotar sung? Love is a battle field? Some times we kill innocents in war. It's called fratrocide. The next dude who comes along takes his chances on getting tainted goods, just like you take your chances on a skydive. That's just the way it is... Don't hate the player or the game, just wait your turn. Doing my best to stir the pot of controversy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #21 September 24, 2004 as soon as you pay her what you barrowed......you are "UN-assholed". You just GAVE her a$$ justifyable control on you too._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #22 September 24, 2004 To hell with that man.. You are providing "fringe benefits", at some time you have to think about yourself... Getting an aad is probably a justifiable form of payment for you putting out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #23 September 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteI must have you confused with someone else. For some reason i thought you were married. Nope. Closest I've come to that is an ex-fiance. Which is sort of why this girl and I ran into trouble the first time. She got majorly wiggy and posessive when I went back home in April for the birth of my son. And it just went downhill from there. And I tried to break it off, but good god this woman couldn't take a hint. At one point she said "I think you care more about skydiving than me!" I looked her square in the eye and told her "I do." and she still didn't get the hint. -Blind Well, if you feel that way about her, don't respect her, and acknowledge that you are essentially using her, and don't mind stringing her along hoping that she's going to get what she wants from you (god knows what that is), then I think it makes you insensitive, self-centered, a bit boorish, and certainly it is not a respectable thing to be doing. I don't know you at all and won't say you're an "asshole," but if you have to ask if this behavior is wrong, then that is your first clue that you should not be engaged in it. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 September 24, 2004 hey blind brick no need to worry , you were probably an asshole before you met her! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #25 September 24, 2004 If you think that's an ethical way to behave and how you would want someone in your family to be treated by a guy that they have feelings for, then sure, go right on ahead. Personally I think it is far behind assholeness. To mooch off of someone is repulsive. Says a lot about your character, and any woman who found out about that in the future would hightail it another direction no matter how wonderful you may be in other areas of life. Jen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites