Shotgun 1 #1 September 27, 2004 So, do you think I've been keeping the soil too moist... or is he just happy to see me??? (Just noticed this funky little fungus(?) thingy on one of my cactuses...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 September 27, 2004 bwhahaha that's awesome! as a guy who took landscaping and botony i find that hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 September 27, 2004 um,,, jsut what have you been doing to your cactus?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 September 27, 2004 QuoteSo, do you think I've been keeping the soil too moist... or is he just happy to see me??? (Just noticed this funky little fungus(?) thingy on one of my cactuses...) He likes you... he REALLY likes you!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 September 27, 2004 Quoteum,,, jsut what have you been doing to your cactus? Oh, nothing... They say that talking to your plants makes them grow better... maybe I should stop talking dirty to him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 September 27, 2004 Keely, that is soooo funny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #7 September 27, 2004 .. all cactus's are boys. Through my current investigation, I am finding that they all seem to sport a prick or two on them somewhere, they poke you know matter how you try to handle them, and sometimes you just can't get rid of the little pricks. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #8 September 27, 2004 Not so. I have my BABY and she's sprouting BIG tits everywhere. I'll send a pic as soon as I buy a digital cameraI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #9 September 27, 2004 If you keep talking dirty to it maybe it will get bigger. I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #10 September 27, 2004 LMAO!!!! You DO love your plants, eh? Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #11 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteum,,, jsut what have you been doing to your cactus? Oh, nothing... They say that talking to your plants makes them grow better... maybe I should stop talking dirty to him. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I thought you were doing when I first read your post and looked at the pic...What were you saying?!? ~R+R...FUNgi is our friend......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #12 September 27, 2004 QuoteWhat were you saying?!? Oh... I was just telling him what a big pretty boy he is. QuoteFUNgi is our friend...... Sometimes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #13 September 27, 2004 lmao, awesome, biggest laugh all day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #14 September 27, 2004 Well, it'll have to get a lot bigger, to be a fungi to be with! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 September 27, 2004 QuoteLMAO!!!! You DO love your plants, eh? "If I get lonely enough..." (That would be the correct response here...) ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #16 September 27, 2004 I always thought a cactus was a hermafrodite seeing as how they can prick themselves I'd rather have a bottle in front of me Than a frontal labotomy Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 September 27, 2004 QuoteWell, it'll have to get a lot bigger, to be a fungi to be with! LOL That one took me a few seconds... I'm kinda slow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #18 September 27, 2004 QuoteSo, do you think I've been keeping the soil too moist... or is he just happy to see me??? (Just noticed this funky little fungus(?) thingy on one of my cactuses...) Girl considering that hootin' and hollerin' you were doing on the nekkid thread, no wonder that plant is going crazy! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #19 September 27, 2004 QuoteGirl considering that hootin' and hollerin' you were doing on the nekkid thread, no wonder that plant is going crazy! Well there ya go... I posted a picture of MY penis too... so now we're even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #20 September 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteGirl considering that hootin' and hollerin' you were doing on the nekkid thread, no wonder that plant is going crazy! Well there ya go... I posted a picture of MY penis too... so now we're even. ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteGirl considering that hootin' and hollerin' you were doing on the nekkid thread, no wonder that plant is going crazy! Well there ya go... I posted a picture of MY penis too... so now we're even. QuoteOh, nothing... They say that talking to your plants makes them grow better... maybe I should stop talking dirty to him. thanks for the laughs! thats some good stuffMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 September 28, 2004 A lady was watching her neibor, Jack, tend his garden. She remarked to him that his tomatos were the reddest she'd ever seen, and asked how he got them that way. He responded that every morning he undid his robe and flashed them - and for some reason they turned redder. She was bound and determined to get red tomatos and the very next morning, she did this - and for three weeks she did the same, Get up - walk out side and flash her garden. now a month has passed, and she see's Jack out there flashing his garden, and Jack sees her doing the same - Jack says, Hey, how's the technique going for ya? She says, well, it's not quite working like I hoped, The tomatos are still about the same. But the cucumbers are ENORMOUS!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
