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justaflygirl

Are you a bi skychic?

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I dont want to date a chick. They are absolutely nuts! But there's nothing wrong with a little girl love from time to time.

Girls are soft and they smell good.



Plus most guys really dig it, and I love to flirt and tease....:ph34r:



Personally I think if you dig girls do it because you dig girls. Who cares what guys think.

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An old skydiver went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the skydiver and asked, "Are you a real skydiver?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the dropzone, organizing loads, packing rigs, and branding maggots, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old skydiver and asked, "Are you a real skydiver?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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if only we could see who voted for what Wink maybe a "P" member feature HH?



Why don't you just ask... regarding me... I voted no...;)

Well I'm not a "bi skychic" :P:P:P

Scott

Liked the joke... I'm definately a lesibian:D:ph34r:
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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SOOOOOOOOO how bout them RED SOX


not that i'm a sports fan (i only watch game 7 or situtaions like last night, and the superbowl), but, good for them, I love it when the underdog wins.:P





:)



BUNGE

I don't hate them, I just like us better.

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Me, yes I am! :P


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But there's nothing wrong with a little girl love from time to time.


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Girls are soft and they smell good.


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I really dig both, I have a full time GF, but I really enjoy the flirting aspect of it too, girls are so sexy & sensual, and soft and lovy...:)


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Haven't tried it yet but I see nothing wrong with being open minded.... ;)



This is the the most beautiful thread...

...I've ever read... (single tear)

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Girls are soft and they smell good.





"They smell good...and they taste good....and pretty soon you'd STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER TO GET ONE!!!!" -Homer Simpson on beer. ;):D



"But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" :D

Actually, a woman is more like a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall... three hundred pounds... They make...ice...

LOL! :D Homer's the king!

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Girls are soft and they smell good.



"They smell good...and they taste good....and pretty soon you'd STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER TO GET ONE!!!!" -Homer Simpson on beer. ;):D



I would think that Canadians would be considered sex-gods. They regularly eat moose meat, so they are already used to eating something wild and a little gamey smelling.
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would think that Canadians would be considered sex-gods.
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we are.



You don't count. You're dutch/canadian and everyone knows dutch guys are sex gods. :$

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This touches on a particularly sensitive aspect of my life.

You see, ever since I became sexually aware, I found that I am in fact a Lesbian... Trapped in a Man's body!

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Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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