Jessica 0 #1 August 29, 2001 Every hobby or profession has a series of phrases that we use every day that sound really dirty. For example, as a newspaper journalist, I have found myself telling an editor, "I can take a lot more than 10 inches if you've got it," and "I've got to have a plugger for that hole!!"So what are some nasty-sounding skydiving phrases? I'll start out with a few easy ones:quick pack jobfour-wayfilling your slotC'mon, you dirty-minded freaks! I know you've got some ideas!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 August 29, 2001 She likes to go Head DownI'll just ride you from behind on the exitShe likes rodeo divesStill thinkin????"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #3 August 29, 2001 "check my pud""when I pulled my pud""hey, your pud is hanging out""lets do a four way""she chowed the big one" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 August 29, 2001 Two words"Hot-Load"Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 August 29, 2001 At my dropzone recently Carol Clay got on the P.A. and announced that the next load was in 20 minutes "so get your asses packed!"I'm not sure she meant that the way it sounded! Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 August 29, 2001 Hey Jessica,Want me to COCK your pilot chute??Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zclubber1 0 #7 August 29, 2001 I'm still trying to figure out how you can actually "jump your own pack job". I don't think I'd want to. -can't you trip like I do-Clubber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #8 August 29, 2001 I was way out due to " lack of penetration"hahaCHris" Thanks, you're special " - My brother talking to the Wendy's employee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 August 29, 2001 QuoteWant me to COCK your pilot chute??Ooh yes, then stuff it in the BOTTOM OF MY CONTAINER...LOL...That is really raunchy...and doesn't even really make sense.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #10 August 29, 2001 "bitch whacked me on the last load" Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #11 August 29, 2001 She corked out of our big way!!! bwaaa!!! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 August 29, 2001 Keeping with SpeedRacer's tag referencing a movie with brasen transvestitism.It was her 100th jump so we put her in the middle of the big way and at 5,000 ft someone pulled her pud."The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #14 August 29, 2001 My slider got stuck half way and caused me to have a streamer...my main flap was open and my pin had almost slipped out...me and these other 2 girls did a 3 way and it went to shit...ended up with both of them on top of me so I had to hold my position until they were clear then pull my pud...Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpervali 1 #15 August 29, 2001 A tandem instructor told his student "after we exit I'll set the drogue and give you a reach around, so you'll know it's time to have fun infront of your video guy"jumpervali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 August 29, 2001 AAhh, some of these are just getting a little too cryptic.But never mind TALKING dirty! Ever see one of us guys adjust his jumpsuit after putting on his rig????There's a lotta (ahem) REARRANGING that has to be done!Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 August 29, 2001 Yeah, and gear checks are just DIRTY. I used to never let a guy that close to you-know-where unless we'd exchanged a few words beyond, "Hey, can you check me gear?" and "Sure!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 August 29, 2001 "I used to never let a guy that close to you-know-where unless we'd exchanged a few words"Hmm...so I guess you aren't the kind of girl for my favorite line. "Nice shoes.....Wanna have sex?""The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #19 August 29, 2001 at Jessica's request:Hey Eric...wanna do some two-way "DRILL dives"?!?! We have to see if we can match our "fall rate!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hey, post that on the "dirty phrases" thread!!! OK done! You owe me, though! heheheI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 August 29, 2001 QuoteHmm...so I guess you aren't the kind of girl for my favorite line. "Nice shoes.....Wanna have sex?"Well, let me qualify that. I'm never drunk when I'm getting a gear check, which would change things a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #21 August 29, 2001 QuoteYou owe me, though! heheheOoh, just name it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingMarc 0 #22 August 29, 2001 I'm just surprised nobody's mentioned anything about getting spanked, or premature deployments... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #23 August 29, 2001 QuoteOoh, just name it!! You're gonna get yourself in trouble there, girl!! LOLSeriously though, you better be at the dz this weekend! You can look for houses another time! This is Labor day! I even have fireworks left over from the 4th of July! Plus, I have other kinds of "fireworks" too! heheheheBad sis, badI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #24 August 29, 2001 I wanta get video of THIS!!! Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #25 August 29, 2001 QuotePlus, I have other kinds of "fireworks" too! heheheheOoh...I'll bring MY "fireworks" too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Jessica 0 #21 August 29, 2001 QuoteYou owe me, though! heheheOoh, just name it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #22 August 29, 2001 I'm just surprised nobody's mentioned anything about getting spanked, or premature deployments... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #23 August 29, 2001 QuoteOoh, just name it!! You're gonna get yourself in trouble there, girl!! LOLSeriously though, you better be at the dz this weekend! You can look for houses another time! This is Labor day! I even have fireworks left over from the 4th of July! Plus, I have other kinds of "fireworks" too! heheheheBad sis, badI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #24 August 29, 2001 I wanta get video of THIS!!! Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #25 August 29, 2001 QuotePlus, I have other kinds of "fireworks" too! heheheheOoh...I'll bring MY "fireworks" too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Jessica 0 #25 August 29, 2001 QuotePlus, I have other kinds of "fireworks" too! heheheheOoh...I'll bring MY "fireworks" too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
