skytash 0 #1 December 11, 2004 The other day a kind security guy at the airport asked me give him one of the lighters I had in my carry-on bag. Apparently you are allowed to take one on board, but not two. I've been racking my brains about this, and thought people here could help. What damage can be done by two lighters that can't be done with one????? tashDon't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #2 December 11, 2004 Yoo can rip the top off one, dump the gas on someone, then set fire to them before the gas disperses. It really hard to do it with just one. OK we were really drunk once. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 December 11, 2004 You can supply one to cheap-ass security guys who can't part with the money to buy their own...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 December 11, 2004 The govt is running things. You know damn well it isn't gonna make sense. I laughed my ass off when I saw some TSA clown actually running his fingers through this ANCIENT old lady's, in a wheel chair, hair. I understand that they are looking for stuff that might be carried on UNINTENTIONALLY by people.....but...come on...... They do keep a LOT of dangerous items off planes though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 December 11, 2004 You can do 2wice as much damage with 2 lighters.I love the emergency exits. I've put a lot of thought into the proper way to surf that door for one last but loooong freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #6 December 11, 2004 so you are not allowed knives on a plane but you are allowed a lighter and smokes. A smoke filter is made with fibreglass.....if you burn the end of a filter and press it togethor, it will melt togethor, sharpen this by keep doing it. or do three togethor.....you got a sharp blade..... terrorist traing camp .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 December 11, 2004 Quoteyou got a sharp blade..... There are HUNDREDS if not thousands of objects already on or part of the interior of a plane that can be used as weapons. You don't even need to bring anything with you. However, somebody had to come up with rules.......some of them don't make a lot of sense to me but...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #8 December 11, 2004 well if i was allowed to make a rule it would be a rule that would bring peace to the aircraft, and peace to any person there that was on board as a terrorist. Everything would be fine.... Rule number 1; air hostess must be naked at all times .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #9 December 11, 2004 Hi Tash Who knows Carry two lighters on your next flight and see what happens Give them the empty one if they get you again. Would you let me on a airplane The nice folks at Z-hills wanted to color my long hair before I left No thanks would like to fly home. Merry ChristmasR.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #10 December 11, 2004 A coworker of mine just went to Amsterdam for a week. He told us last night that in his jacket pocket, when he got back, he realized that he had a box cutter. It had been there the whole time...4 security checks. But god forbid you'd carry on 2 lighters... -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 December 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteyou got a sharp blade..... There are HUNDREDS if not thousands of objects already on or part of the interior of a plane that can be used as weapons. You don't even need to bring anything with you. However, somebody had to come up with rules.......some of them don't make a lot of sense to me but...... Forget all that. Go to the airport...go through security....go to a restaurant...order a steak...slip the knife in you pocket. It's fucking ridiculous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 December 11, 2004 Hey here's a tip ....- always take a bomb on an aircaraft - cuz what's the chance of there being 2? Quote"god, may favourite ficticious character " - Homer Simpson....... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #13 December 11, 2004 holy shit!!!.... damn, thats fucking dangerous... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #14 December 11, 2004 Quoteyou got a sharp blade. which reminds me.. in vienna, after all that terror-talk, they would not even let you take a paper nail-file through the security-check - yet between the security check & the plane-boarding area there was that restaurant where you could order a steak & take the steak knife with you without any problem Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #15 December 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteyou got a sharp blade. which reminds me.. in vienna, after all that terror-talk, they would not even let you take a paper nail-file through the security-check - yet between the security check & the plane-boarding area there was that restaurant where you could order a steak & take the steak knife with you without any problem Now you did it. Extra charge because the waiter has to cut your steak at all airports, and you have to eat it with a spoon. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usskydiver 0 #16 December 12, 2004 Please stop giving ideas to radicals who may use them. Tim T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #17 December 12, 2004 if someone is going to fly me into something they're gonna have to cut me , damnit! "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usskydiver 0 #18 December 12, 2004 Mr. Plummer, Cut you or Kill you? There's the debate.... I recently graduated a Princeton grad from Combat Control School. Mr. X was a great student...very focused...and a great swimmer (holds the 1500m record) two brothers were lawyers but he elected to serve in Special Operations...a good man who I hope will do great things for our country.... Tim T. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #19 December 12, 2004 QuoteMr. Plummer, Cut you or Kill you? There's the debate.... my guess would be they've already made up their mind that their going to kill me... so I'd just resort to process of elimination in such a case :) ... btw - Im from Princeton, in the military also... what his name? ......ahhh Mr. X , nevermind, I understand... thats cool though Im sure he is capable... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
