Girlfalldown 0 #1 January 7, 2005 I know it was one of you! Come on, fess up! I have all these letters to open and I can't do it without my damn letter opener. ARGGGG! I have to leave soon. GIVE IT BACK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #2 January 7, 2005 Was it a Swingline?_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 January 7, 2005 Sorry...I thought it was a toy. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 January 7, 2005 QuoteWas it a Swingline? It's just a cheap plastic letter opener. I miss it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #5 January 7, 2005 I'm sorry...anything I can do to help, I will...massages, strip tease, bondage, S&M, whatever...I'm here for you in your time of need... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 January 7, 2005 QuoteI know it was one of you! Come on, fess up! I have all these letters to open and I can't do it without my damn letter opener. ARGGGG! I have to leave soon. GIVE IT BACK! Heh heh heh! "Stalking is fun"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteI know it was one of you! Come on, fess up! I have all these letters to open and I can't do it without my damn letter opener. ARGGGG! I have to leave soon. GIVE IT BACK! Heh heh heh! "Stalking is fun" LMFAO! You fucker! Give it back! EEK! Is that you standing outside my window? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #8 January 7, 2005 Don't panic! Just gently insert your finger into the fold on the edge, then penetrate a bit deeper and glide your finger all the way along the edge. You don't NEED an letter opener! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 January 7, 2005 Or a metal nail file... or a pen... or find your letter opener, you know you lost it.. hehe.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 January 7, 2005 QuoteDon't panic! Just gently insert your finger into the fold on the edge, then penetrate a bit deeper and glide your finger all the way along the edge. You don't NEED an letter opener! Oh great. Now I have a papercut. Thanks a lot! Someone come take me to the hospital. I'm going to need a shot or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #11 January 7, 2005 QuoteOh great. Now I have a papercut. Don't panic...just put it in your mouth and suck on it. It's the universal cure-all. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #12 January 7, 2005 QuoteSomeone come take me to the hospital. I'm going to need a shot or something. I took you to the hospital last time. It's someone elses turn. Maybe you can go to McDonalds for Ice Cream after! So. Where's the paper cut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #13 January 7, 2005 was the TSA i bet.. they thought you might be planning on boarding an aircraft this weekend and wanted to cut down on the hassle in line... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 January 7, 2005 I just put it back. I think I cleaned it completely. JP (Posting from an impossibly long distance to have committed the crime) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avgjoe 0 #15 January 7, 2005 QuoteI'm going to need a shot or something. What flavor shot Tequilla whiskey rum scotch. Let someone know and they might be able to help Avgjoe Hook it for safety Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 January 8, 2005 QuoteSomeone come take me to the hospital. I'm going to need a shot or something. Didn't you try to steal my morphine from the paramedics when i was injured? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 January 8, 2005 You shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects. It was for the rest of us's welfare.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #18 January 8, 2005 [FrenchyrunningawaywithTHEletteropenerwithoutanyonenoticingemoticon] "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
