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If you were stranded on an island......

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fishing line
fishing hook
3 knives


Using the knives as bait! Why didn't I think of this one.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I'd take Typicalfish's penis.
I'd use it as a floatation device to go island hopping.
Local chicks would dig me even more than Cocheese:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I'd take Typicalfish's penis.
I'd use it as a floatation device to go island hopping.
Local chicks would dig me even more than Cocheese:|


ROFLMAO!!:D:D The visual on that is priceless!:D
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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I'd take Typicalfish's penis.
I'd use it as a floatation device to go island hopping.
Local chicks would dig me even more than Cocheese:|



I'm offended
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Belvedere Vodka
Vermouth
Shaker
Glass
Crushed Ice

(I may not last long, but I will do it in style)

Hey! I'm sure if you really try hard I could fit in your pocket! ;)
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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You'd really go for the Swiss Army Knife over a Leatherman?

Zippo is stupid. The fuel will evaporate within a week. Cheap plastic disposable here.

Ciggs are silly, but I guess you're a smoker.

Sewing kit with dental floss. Cotton is useless, and it rots.

Camera? :S Pocket full of condoms. Water storage...;)

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1. windcatcher

2. an incredible dinner

3. a bottle of dom perignon

4. fresh strawberries

5. something sticky



:$awww, that's sweet, you don't need to be on an island to get all that though:);).

hmm,something sticky?!?!?! Take your pick>:(

edit to add:
1. small book
2.knife
3.chocolate
4.?
5. a very small Midget! :ph34r:


Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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the swiss army knive has a small magnifi glass on it so if need be i can use that to start a fire plus has all the other stuff a leatherman has except pliers

i guess i should have stated that the zippo is the on i have had for a few years so it is sorta like a GL charm.


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I'd take Typicalfish's penis.
I'd use it as a floatation device to go island hopping.
Local chicks would dig me even more than Cocheese:|



My God, I just spit my morning cocktail all over my keyboard...

Hop on, big brother, always room for ya...;)
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I'd take Typicalfish's penis.
I'd use it as a floatation device to go island hopping.
Local chicks would dig me even more than Cocheese:|



My God, I just spit my morning cocktail all over my keyboard...

Hop on, big brother, always room for ya...;)



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Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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Nothing...it's a tropical island, right?? I'm golden! Nothing needed, it will have banana trees, which means I'll have a nice healthy source of nutrition, and I won't need a man. B|:o;):ph34r:



I happen to have a banana right here on my desk!

hmm....

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Nothing...it's a tropical island, right?? I'm golden! Nothing needed, it will have banana trees, which means I'll have a nice healthy source of nutrition, and I won't need a man. B|:o;):ph34r:



I happen to have a banana right here on my desk!

hmm....



A-HA!! See? You don't need a man either! :)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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