Questions to Ask When Interviewing

[weegegirl 2]

Poor girl. She has to be interviewed by me!! Ha!! She's sitting in the lobby right now waiting for the recruiter to go through his lil dealy with her. She looks terrified.

What kind of questions should I throw out to freak her out??

[kelel01 1]

Ask her how she directly impacted the bottom line of her last company.

[mr2mk1g 10]

Would you change your minimum cutaway altitude if you had a skyhook?

[weegegirl 2]

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Ask her how she directly impacted the bottom line of her last company.

I hate that question!! That question always comes up when I interview.

[weegegirl 2]

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Would you change your minimum cutaway altitude if you had a skyhook?

what if i ask that, and she tries to answer it. i love watching people try to bullshit their way through something.

[kelel01 1]

Hehe . . . that's why I picked it. Unless you're in direct sales, it's impossible to answer.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Why should we hire you? What makes you unique from other candidates?

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[Bolas 5]

What is your best and worst quality?

I hate that one. I've always wanted to answer:

My best quality is I can come up with bullshit answers to dumbass questions, my worst quality is I can't do it convincingly.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[USNLawdog 0]

Do you know of any good anti depressants? The one's I got aren't working anymore.

"I've taken the liberty of drafting your confession, you will be given a fair trial and then taken out back and shot."

[goose491 0]

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Why should we hire you? What makes you unique from other candidates?

I've always hated that one too. I mean I understand the "why should we hire you" and the desire to hear the candidate explain what she thinks are her strong suits but when I'm asked: "What makes you unique from the other candidates I just have to answer with the truth wich is: "I couldn't tell you, I don't really know any of the other candidates."

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[weegegirl 2]

Goose! Your avitar is the bomb digity!

[kelel01 1]

Actually, back when I did interviewing, if someone said that and he was adequately qualified, I'd hire him.

He'd be the only one to get the answer right!

[Buried 0]

"do you like blood..? we see a lot of it here "

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[gordy 0]

So tell me.......have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[DaGimp 0]

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What kind of questions should I throw out to freak her out??

Would you have sex with the person above you?

Double penitration? do you like it? have you never tried it? do you not like it?

What should gimps new avatar be?

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[goose491 0]

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Actually, back when I did interviewing, if someone said that and he was adequately qualified, I'd hire him.

He'd be the only one to get the answer right!

Well just remember this when it comes time for you to sart interviewing.



















{Cough}{Cough} April 2006! {Cough}

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[justinb138 0]

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What kind of questions should I throw out to freak her out??

[pleifer 0]

My few:

"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

"Why am I here?"

"Have you seen where I put my meds? You'll need them working here"

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The Angel of Duh has spoke

[NWFlyer 2]

My favorite is "How do you deal with ambiguity?"

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[DShiznit 0]

Have you seen my baseball?

[unformed 0]

Double Penetration; do you like it or not?

This ad space for sale.

[weegegirl 2]

OMG!!! I love her!!! She was soooooooo cool!!! Young, brilliant, out going, funny! (not to mention the men in the office will LOVE me if I hire her cuz she's a lil hottie)

She turns 1/2 way through our talk and looks at some skydiving pictures on my wall and goes... "OMG! Is that you??" I told her that part of the job was putting up with my Monday morning stories from the weekend's activities. She said she would love to go and try it! (That sold me)

Then, I introduced her to my Art Director, who is a surfer, and she freaked when she saw all his surfing posters up. She was like... wow! you guys are cool! (looks can be decieving I guess)

I just ran to HR and begged them to hire her no matter what.

[DaGimp 0]

your such a push over

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[weegegirl 2]

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your such a push over

yeah. this is TRUE! but.... everyone loved her, so that's cool. and to me... anyone can learn a job. but you can't learn how to be cool. so, personality matters a whole lot more when hiring. if they won't fit in with the team..... then they will fail at the job. Can't spend 15 hour days with a teammate who sucks.

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

soo did u tell her the job was 15 hours a day???

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...