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Naaah. There's a reason it's called "slowlaris" ;)

I'd recommend either a 100-node Beowulf cluster or an ES/390 running Linux. Those are some serious web servers there! And either one would be a fraction the price of a Sunfire15k...
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Naaah. There's a reason it's called "slowlaris" ;)

I'd recommend either a 100-node Beowulf cluster or an ES/390 running Linux. Those are some serious web servers there! And either one would be a fraction the price of a Sunfire15k...



No argument from me.
I'm a BSD guy myself. Solaris is a slow, mutated mish-mash of BSD and System V UNIX.
Still, I wouldnt run it on Intel based hardware. Well maybe the Itanium II. Not a damn 32 bit Pentium thing though.

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And they are only about 4 million dollars!



...a mere 200,000 jumps...:S
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Ya know, If I get this job I interviewed for, I could ask if they could host my addiction on a few of these pups

You wouldn't have to worry about concurrent reqests for a little while at least...
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everyone pulling 50 forum headers all at the same time that snaps the mflops.



I never realize web servers used so much floating point math.;)



shhhhhhhhh, don't blow my cover, im trying to look suhmart.
namaste, motherfucker.

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Time to build a Beowulf cluster, methinks. B|
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rotf... nah i needed to do something else for a half hour anyway... think of it as a system enforced intervention...

but i have noticed pages loading slower (from several locations so its not my connection) over the last week or so...
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but i have noticed pages loading slower


Now you got me thinking! So I had to run the whole thing through an elaborate new software I designed lately, that runs through the website's date to look for hidden messages and potential conspiracies. This is the message I got:
ANgIRo><IRANsgo>!!!
OMG!!! IRAN'S GO!!! Iran's a GO???!!!:o
Gotta go. Heading to the Speaker's Corner. Before Rhino posts it.:|

:P

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ANgIRo><IRANsgo>!!!
OMG!!! IRAN'S GO!!! Iran's a GO???!!!:o

Gotta go. Heading to the Speaker's Corner. Before Rhino posts it.:|

:P



We'll he was right with his other prediction - angiro><IRAs gon>... the IRA's gone!!

It's a global conspiracy :|

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ANgIRo><IRANsgo>!!!
OMG!!! IRAN'S GO!!! Iran's a GO???!!!:o

Gotta go. Heading to the Speaker's Corner. Before Rhino posts it.:|

:P



We'll he was right with his other prediction - angiro><IRAs gon>... the IRA's gone!!

It's a global conspiracy :|

what if it's "ira song" ... i know, i know, it's too close to yours. "a rigs on" or "soaring" are more fitting.
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