SpeedRacer 1 #1 June 17, 2005 while browsing the Personals section of yahoo, I clicked on one ad. The woman looked OK, & then I read her quote about herself. Do you see any red flags here??? QuoteI've been there and done that, so don't plan on surprising me, though I thrive on spontanaiety. If drama is a problem, stay away; god continues to challenge me. Life is never boring with me. Soap Operas and television are boring in comparison. It is not always fun, but often becomes funny, when the smoke clears. Hope you are a strong guy, because I have a lot of baggage I carry, and occasionally I might drop something or become tired and need help. Am not looking for sex in any manner, but am human and appreciate a little eye candy on your part from time to time. Yes I am a terrible sinner in a tormenting spiritual battle with the evil forces of Satan right now, so could use a strong Christian sidekick. No, that was not meant to be funny. ...stay away from her, guys!! she's all mine!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 17, 2005 Man, that sounds like a shitload of skydivers I've met over the years.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #3 June 17, 2005 Quotewhile browsing the Personals section of yahoo, I clicked on one ad. The woman looked OK, & then I read her quote about herself. Do you see any red flags here??? QuoteI've been there and done that, so don't plan on surprising me, though I thrive on spontanaiety. If drama is a problem, stay away; god continues to challenge me. Life is never boring with me. Soap Operas and television are boring in comparison. It is not always fun, but often becomes funny, when the smoke clears. Hope you are a strong guy, because I have a lot of baggage I carry, and occasionally I might drop something or become tired and need help. Am not looking for sex in any manner, but am human and appreciate a little eye candy on your part from time to time. Yes I am a terrible sinner in a tormenting spiritual battle with the evil forces of Satan right now, so could use a strong Christian sidekick. No, that was not meant to be funny. ...stay away from her, guys!! she's all mine!! Now if only she had Jesus telling her to do things, she'd be the perfect woman!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #4 June 17, 2005 Well I see my ex is starting to date again...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #5 June 17, 2005 OMG! She's a winner! Hope you guys don't fight over her... Sounds like there plenty to go around _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 June 17, 2005 Ummmm.. Wonder if she sells pull up cords?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #7 June 17, 2005 LOL!!!! Now that is someone that just let it all out At least you would never have to worry about what's on her mind The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 June 17, 2005 Man, haven't we discussed that girl kansasskydiver was dealing with enough? Just leave her be... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 June 17, 2005 well at least she doesnt smoke. shes got one up on my girlfriend! HAHAHAHA!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 June 17, 2005 *Kelel01 looks into a crystal ball* I see . . . that JT will not get laid again for a very long time. *Puts crystal ball down* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 June 17, 2005 lol she doesnt read these forums! LOL I'm safe. until ken or brad or JOe K or BOZO says something. LOL yea I'm screwed...but if the new container I am buy for her this week doesn't level it out than I guess She' really is psychoMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HUSHPUPPY 0 #12 June 17, 2005 QuoteWell I see my ex is starting to date again... So, You were maried to her also! "You made my panties wet!" Skymama (Fitz 09) "Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #13 June 18, 2005 hahahaha how awful! she would fit in here.16 more--http://www.patheticpersonals.com/howtophotos.shtml -- 10 is the best!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thissideup 0 #14 June 18, 2005 I am not one to normally reply......but that is funny. What the hell is that women thinking?? Do you happen to get her number??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #15 June 18, 2005 Quoteshe would fit in here.16 more--http://www.patheticpersonals.com/howtophotos.shtml -- 10 is the best! That is a GREAT website! Hilarious!Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #16 June 18, 2005 Quote*Kelel01 looks into a crystal ball* I see . . . that JT will not get laid again for a very long time. *Puts crystal ball down* no... that was a mirror sweatheart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallinWoman 1 #17 June 18, 2005 Those were great....makes me so appreciate being taken! ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #18 June 20, 2005 Quotelol she doesnt read these forums! LOL I'm safe. until ken or brad or JOe K or BOZO says something. LOL yea I'm screwed...but if the new container I am buy for her this week doesn't level it out than I guess She' really is psycho Her RIG kicks ass!!! its definitely not gonna blend in! we just got it on saturday!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
FallinWoman 1 #17 June 18, 2005 Those were great....makes me so appreciate being taken! ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 June 20, 2005 Quotelol she doesnt read these forums! LOL I'm safe. until ken or brad or JOe K or BOZO says something. LOL yea I'm screwed...but if the new container I am buy for her this week doesn't level it out than I guess She' really is psycho Her RIG kicks ass!!! its definitely not gonna blend in! we just got it on saturday!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
