ACMESkydiver 0 #1 June 21, 2005 I don't get it? What does that mean? I missed something. Alright discuss amongst yourselves. I have to get some sleep. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 21, 2005 I have a fever and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #3 June 21, 2005 I put my pants on just like everyone else one leg at time. Just after my pants are on, I make gold records.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 June 21, 2005 Just for the very confused... http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #5 June 21, 2005 QuoteI put my pants on just like everyone else one leg at time. Just after my pants are on, I make gold records. What does that mean?!!! (in the voice of Chris Kattan) LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 June 21, 2005 QuoteJust for the very confused... http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! Thanks Dave, I am not lost on all of these references any more...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 June 21, 2005 Hysterical, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #8 June 21, 2005 We will be giving out Cowbell numbers at Skyfest... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 June 21, 2005 QuoteHysterical, right? Absolutely! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #10 June 21, 2005 QuoteJust for the very confused... http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv OMG! BWAHAHAHA! I'm going to have to spam all my friends with that. I'm crying... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #11 June 21, 2005 Did you guys miss a chunk of the 90s?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #12 June 21, 2005 i think it would be safe to say that almost all of them have seen it already, its been around for quite some time... one of the best SNL skits i've ever seen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #13 June 21, 2005 Sounds great,I just need a little more cow bell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #14 June 21, 2005 QuoteDid you guys miss a chunk of the 90s? I'm always...ALWAYS the last to know....out of the loop am I.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hisgoofyness 0 #15 June 21, 2005 Ok, now that everyone has been brought up to speed on where it all started... Here is how you obtain a cowbell number and become part of our family: I have a cowbell custom made about 18" tall with a rubber gripped handle. It is bright red, and is proudly lettered in black "More Cowbell!!!" The cowbell is also fitted with a velcro wrist lanyard similar to an altimeter strap (can't have a big ass cowbell turn in to a lawn dart!!!). For all those that wish to receive a number, they must jump with me and the cowbell. The dive flow is as follows: Prior to boarding the plane, all pledges on the jump shall be given a drumstick. I of course have the cowbell. At said altitude I exit first and all pledges dive out after me. In order to successfully obtain a number, the pledges must one by one fly to me and ring the cowbell with the drumstick. Also, pledges must not ring my knuckles; the cowbell should be the only thing to be struck by the drumstick. Break off is at 4,000 ft. All pledges turn and track away; I have the center and dump at appx. 3,500 ft. Most everyone on the ground will know upon completion of a successful cowbell jump; as I ring the crap out of it while under canopy! Pledges must also not lose the drumstick and return it to me after the jump. For instance, if you are right handed and use your right hand for the drumstick during the skydive, you will have to switch hands for deployment. Then stuff the drumstick in your jumpsuit or hold on to it during canopy flight. As jumpchikk mentioned, we will put together Cowbell loads at Skyfest for all interested parties. Most important item to remember: The drumstick is intended to hit the cowbell, and NOT the skydiver that is jumping with the cowbell... Any questions... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #16 June 21, 2005 You are a brave soul.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hisgoofyness 0 #17 June 21, 2005 Yeah... It is pretty interesting to see several skydivers approaching you in freefall with sticks in their hand, especially since you already know they have full intentions of swinging them at you... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #18 June 21, 2005 That is some funny shit! It is all so clear to me now....thank you AggieDave *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 June 21, 2005 QuoteIt is pretty interesting to see several skydivers approaching you in freefall with sticks in their hand, especially since you already know they have full intentions of swinging them at you... Dude, i'd swing a stick at you on the ground too. Freefall makes no difference. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hisgoofyness 0 #20 June 21, 2005 QuoteDude, i'd swing a stick at you on the ground too. Freefall makes no difference. Be careful sunshine, remember my thought patterns..... Sticks and stones may break my bones, & whips and chains excite me!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 June 21, 2005 QuoteBe careful sunshine, remember my thought patterns..... Sticks and stones may break my bones, & whips and chains excite me!!! Don't forget the candle wax!! I'm really into the candle wax thing lately. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #22 June 22, 2005 Cool! I won't be at Skyfest though. And come to think of it, I'm not jumping anymore...that may be a challenge... HEY! What if I come after you with a Piper Cherokee?? I am flying those around! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #23 June 22, 2005 QuoteDon't forget the candle wax!! I'm really into the candle wax thing lately. Now who would put a silly idea like that into your head?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kevin922 0 #24 June 22, 2005 I just saw a better than ezra concert where they pulled some college kid up on stage and handed him a cowbell and then proceeded to start playing the blue oyster cult song... told him that the stage was his canvas and the cowbell was his brush.. basically "run around the entire stage like a fool banging on this cowbell" :) funny thing is Blue Oyster Cult was there playing at the same time on an opposite stage.. :) Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 June 22, 2005 Quote"run around the entire stage like a fool banging on this cowbell" No..........He was "Exploring the space." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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CSpenceFLY 1 #13 June 21, 2005 Sounds great,I just need a little more cow bell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #14 June 21, 2005 QuoteDid you guys miss a chunk of the 90s? I'm always...ALWAYS the last to know....out of the loop am I.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #15 June 21, 2005 Ok, now that everyone has been brought up to speed on where it all started... Here is how you obtain a cowbell number and become part of our family: I have a cowbell custom made about 18" tall with a rubber gripped handle. It is bright red, and is proudly lettered in black "More Cowbell!!!" The cowbell is also fitted with a velcro wrist lanyard similar to an altimeter strap (can't have a big ass cowbell turn in to a lawn dart!!!). For all those that wish to receive a number, they must jump with me and the cowbell. The dive flow is as follows: Prior to boarding the plane, all pledges on the jump shall be given a drumstick. I of course have the cowbell. At said altitude I exit first and all pledges dive out after me. In order to successfully obtain a number, the pledges must one by one fly to me and ring the cowbell with the drumstick. Also, pledges must not ring my knuckles; the cowbell should be the only thing to be struck by the drumstick. Break off is at 4,000 ft. All pledges turn and track away; I have the center and dump at appx. 3,500 ft. Most everyone on the ground will know upon completion of a successful cowbell jump; as I ring the crap out of it while under canopy! Pledges must also not lose the drumstick and return it to me after the jump. For instance, if you are right handed and use your right hand for the drumstick during the skydive, you will have to switch hands for deployment. Then stuff the drumstick in your jumpsuit or hold on to it during canopy flight. As jumpchikk mentioned, we will put together Cowbell loads at Skyfest for all interested parties. Most important item to remember: The drumstick is intended to hit the cowbell, and NOT the skydiver that is jumping with the cowbell... Any questions... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #16 June 21, 2005 You are a brave soul.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #17 June 21, 2005 Yeah... It is pretty interesting to see several skydivers approaching you in freefall with sticks in their hand, especially since you already know they have full intentions of swinging them at you... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #18 June 21, 2005 That is some funny shit! It is all so clear to me now....thank you AggieDave *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 June 21, 2005 QuoteIt is pretty interesting to see several skydivers approaching you in freefall with sticks in their hand, especially since you already know they have full intentions of swinging them at you... Dude, i'd swing a stick at you on the ground too. Freefall makes no difference. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #20 June 21, 2005 QuoteDude, i'd swing a stick at you on the ground too. Freefall makes no difference. Be careful sunshine, remember my thought patterns..... Sticks and stones may break my bones, & whips and chains excite me!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 June 21, 2005 QuoteBe careful sunshine, remember my thought patterns..... Sticks and stones may break my bones, & whips and chains excite me!!! Don't forget the candle wax!! I'm really into the candle wax thing lately. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 June 22, 2005 Cool! I won't be at Skyfest though. And come to think of it, I'm not jumping anymore...that may be a challenge... HEY! What if I come after you with a Piper Cherokee?? I am flying those around! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #23 June 22, 2005 QuoteDon't forget the candle wax!! I'm really into the candle wax thing lately. Now who would put a silly idea like that into your head?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #24 June 22, 2005 I just saw a better than ezra concert where they pulled some college kid up on stage and handed him a cowbell and then proceeded to start playing the blue oyster cult song... told him that the stage was his canvas and the cowbell was his brush.. basically "run around the entire stage like a fool banging on this cowbell" :) funny thing is Blue Oyster Cult was there playing at the same time on an opposite stage.. :) Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 June 22, 2005 Quote"run around the entire stage like a fool banging on this cowbell" No..........He was "Exploring the space." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
