livendive 8 #51 August 12, 2005 QuoteAlthough, for some obscure reason, the mention of the word "Waterloo" came across as a big turn off. Go figure... LOL - I was thinking it was funny that as soon as Waterloo was mentioned you popped back into the thread. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #52 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHey, I'm in Iowa! where? Sioux City, in the northwest corner. wrong direction And where are you? What part of "I saw her first" don't you understand, Grue? Don't make me destroy you. [/Vader]cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #53 August 12, 2005 QuoteAm I the only one wondering why a German GIRL has a user name FlyingTED... (don't take it serious, just joking around. No harm ment) In Germany, the second female of a litter is usually named Ted. That's why. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #54 August 12, 2005 Quote Sioux City, in the northwest corner. Where do you jump near there? I have relatives close to there in LeMars and have been bored there a few times when visiting.. Only so much Blue Bunny I can take Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #55 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuote Sioux City, in the northwest corner. Where do you jump near there? I have relatives close to there in LeMars and have been bored there a few times when visiting.. Only so much Blue Bunny I can take Scott C. Luverne, Minnesota. It's a 1:40 drive from Sioux City. Next time you're going to be in the area, drop me a line, you can ride with me :Pcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #56 August 12, 2005 ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #57 August 12, 2005 Quote...so my guess she's 300lbs hairy arm pits and lacks deodrant... What I saw of over there with German ladies was PLENTY of deoderant, but showers once per week, needed or not. are you winning tonight?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #58 August 12, 2005 Oh..... My..... Gahhhh... Frenchy, you are crackin' me up! (maybe it's the ? Nah...) Und ich spreche auch Deutsch... ein Bisschen... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingTed 0 #59 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteAm I the only one wondering why a German GIRL has a user name FlyingTED... Don`t care - it`s a long story and too boring to tell. #1094 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FlyingTed 0 #60 August 12, 2005 Quote Und ich spreche auch Deutsch... ein Bisschen... Good job! I don`t know why German females have such a bad reputation. But I don`t care, I pay no attention to guys that drink this crappy american beer and really think it`s good. #1094 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #61 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuote Und ich spreche auch Deutsch... ein Bisschen... Good job! I don`t know why German females have such a bad reputation. But I don`t care, I pay no attention to guys that drink this crappy american beer and really think it`s good. Don't you EVER insinuate I drink this crap, lady! Good wine, yes! Absinthe, praise the lord. But bubbly diarrhea? Sacrebleu! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #62 August 12, 2005 Busted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #63 August 12, 2005 QuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #64 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #65 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Why are you still up? How come the sleeping pills take so long to kick in? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #66 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Why are you still up? How come the sleeping pills take so long to kick in?I stay up just to add glory and sunshine to more skydiver's lives. (And set the record straight!!) Why would I quell my exuberance with sleep?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #67 August 12, 2005 Crappy American beer!?!?!?!? Kleines, hattu schon unsere reichlich angebotene Microbrew Biere probiert? (Erst wenn Du frei bist, kannst Du fallen) Prost!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #68 August 12, 2005 QuoteLets just say she's german so my guess she's 300lbs hairy arm pits and lacks deodrant... I resent that statement, Lee. I'm German!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #69 August 12, 2005 QuoteIn Germany, the second female of a litter is usually named Ted. That's why. FOr one...that is WRONG!!! 2NDLY...that would make my name Ted... DAMNIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Salsa_John 0 #70 August 12, 2005 Katrin, Na, hallo. Wie gehts? Ich heise Salsa. Ich will lieber auf Deutsch mit sie reden. Meiner meinung nach, werd es Spass sein. Was glauben sie? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sd-slider 0 #71 August 12, 2005 QuoteBigger in French. Just to letcha know....... A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and the French 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches. That's all I got to say about that....Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #72 August 12, 2005 I'm so late to this thread but, I live in KS and there's lots of corn here too<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #73 August 12, 2005 ROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #74 August 12, 2005 QuoteROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. On the other hand, 97.53% of all statistics are made up on the spot... so keep the salt lick close-by! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #75 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. On the other hand, 97.53% of all statistics are made up on the spot... so keep the salt lick close-by!Yes!! OMG- even better! You're soooo right, they may be thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to a made up study. LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 3 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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FlyingTed 0 #60 August 12, 2005 Quote Und ich spreche auch Deutsch... ein Bisschen... Good job! I don`t know why German females have such a bad reputation. But I don`t care, I pay no attention to guys that drink this crappy american beer and really think it`s good. #1094 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #61 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuote Und ich spreche auch Deutsch... ein Bisschen... Good job! I don`t know why German females have such a bad reputation. But I don`t care, I pay no attention to guys that drink this crappy american beer and really think it`s good. Don't you EVER insinuate I drink this crap, lady! Good wine, yes! Absinthe, praise the lord. But bubbly diarrhea? Sacrebleu! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #62 August 12, 2005 Busted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #63 August 12, 2005 QuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #64 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #65 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Why are you still up? How come the sleeping pills take so long to kick in? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #66 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBusted. Have seen you drink beer. What kind was it?? Just because it's yellow and foamy does not mean it's beer. Ever been to a lab?It was beer. BS You bought it too!! Why are you still up? How come the sleeping pills take so long to kick in?I stay up just to add glory and sunshine to more skydiver's lives. (And set the record straight!!) Why would I quell my exuberance with sleep?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #67 August 12, 2005 Crappy American beer!?!?!?!? Kleines, hattu schon unsere reichlich angebotene Microbrew Biere probiert? (Erst wenn Du frei bist, kannst Du fallen) Prost!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #68 August 12, 2005 QuoteLets just say she's german so my guess she's 300lbs hairy arm pits and lacks deodrant... I resent that statement, Lee. I'm German!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #69 August 12, 2005 QuoteIn Germany, the second female of a litter is usually named Ted. That's why. FOr one...that is WRONG!!! 2NDLY...that would make my name Ted... DAMNIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #70 August 12, 2005 Katrin, Na, hallo. Wie gehts? Ich heise Salsa. Ich will lieber auf Deutsch mit sie reden. Meiner meinung nach, werd es Spass sein. Was glauben sie? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #71 August 12, 2005 QuoteBigger in French. Just to letcha know....... A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and the French 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches. That's all I got to say about that....Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #72 August 12, 2005 I'm so late to this thread but, I live in KS and there's lots of corn here too<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #73 August 12, 2005 ROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #74 August 12, 2005 QuoteROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. On the other hand, 97.53% of all statistics are made up on the spot... so keep the salt lick close-by! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #75 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteROFLMAO You read a study on it? I don't know what thought is funnier, the thought of you reading an actual study on it or the thought of all the different ethnicities of men on this site thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to the study. Tee Hee. On the other hand, 97.53% of all statistics are made up on the spot... so keep the salt lick close-by!Yes!! OMG- even better! You're soooo right, they may be thinking for just a moment seriously on how they measure up to a made up study. LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites