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I keep hearing that you're not a real skydiver until you've gone to Couch Freaks! So, my real question, what does one wear to a Polyester Party????? :ph34r:

This has been on my "to do" list since I started skydiving, so who's going? I just may stop by! :P
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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I keep hearing that you're not a real skydiver until you've gone to Couch Freaks! So, my real question, what does one wear to a Polyester Party????? :ph34r:

This has been on my "to do" list since I started skydiving, so who's going? I just may stop by! :P



It's a ton of fun Val, I went three years in a row!!! And got to jump a 6' Penis (ok 5'5" captain pecker) 2 out of the three years - what fun!!!

I have tossed around the idea of going again this year but don't know if I can make it happen.

Good luck if you do, and word to the wise, the polyester party really does just end up with the best dressed contest becoming the best un-dressed contest!!! ;) It wouldn't be Couch Freaks if it didn't!!!!


I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

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It attracks the worst and it attracts the best. Have fun, watch your back, check your air.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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This year is the year to go. It is the 25th anniversary and hopefully the freakiest ever!

Return of the 1 dollar jumps out of the 206 that started it alll.
Free Beer, Food (Sat, Sun), Live Entertainment...

PD, Aerodyne, and Phoenix Fly are comin'

There are gonna be some damn nice giveaways this year too...

See ya there, Hixxx
death,as men call him, ends what they call men
-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

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I have tossed around the idea of going again this year but don't know if I can make it happen.



Ooh! Ooh! I hope you can! I'm not into jumping with inflatables, but I'd love to jump with the penis! Plus, Hot Sex isn't the same without you!

MrNHixx!!!! Can't wait to meet you!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Plus, Hot Sex isn't the same without you!



I have heard a dirty little nasty rumor that the maker of hot sex has decided to discontinue. I've tried to verify this through online resources, however everytime I try to type "Hot Sex Shots" into my web browser, I get thoroughly educated on EVERYTHING (especially cum shots) except if the bottle of hot sex can be found still or not!!! :S:o go figure!!!


I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

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So, my real question, what does one wear to a Polyester Party?????



Anything from a thrift store or goodwill. You know its a good choice if the first thing that pops into your head is "I would never wear that in public." A lot of the guys look like door to door salesmen and old prom dresses seem to be pretty popular with the ladies but there are no rules and anything goes. You'll see some pretty wild outfits.

They usually have some pretty good stuff there but its pricey. You'll spend 40 dollars for what would cost you 3 at your local thrift store.

Couchfreaks is a good time you won't regret coming.

Joe.



"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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It attracks the worst and it attracts the best. Have fun, watch your back, check your air.



And have a guard you can trust, posted at the shower door;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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It attracks the worst and it attracts the best. Have fun, watch your back, check your air.



And have a guard you can trust, posted at the shower door;)



I remember you saying you had a not so plesant experience, it hasn't bothered me, but I believe in response to some - they are having a co-ed shower and a women only shower or something like that. I don't for sure recall.

But.....on the other hand it is Couch Freaks, I don't know how they will enforce the woman only standard!!! ha ha:S


I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

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I went three years in a row!!! And got to jump a 6' Penis (ok 5'5" captain pecker) 2 out of the three years - what fun!!!



Missed you last year Aimee. Kept waiting for you to come by the campsite looking for video on the dick dive. You gotta make it back this year. By the way, I think I have some photo's from the 2003 dick dive. I'll have to try and find them.

-Dave


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