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QuoteI figure it will be valuable in, say 200 years.
Should make a tasteful coaster by then.
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
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QuoteDo not taunt me.
jc, go ahead and taunt him a second time. And fart in his general direction while doing so.
Don
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."
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QuoteWhat does grilled penis taste like? Chicken?
ROFLMFAO!!!![/B]
Go ahead and grill yours. Extra well done, of course, like wienies should be. I'm sure there's someone out there somewhere that would be happy to let you know what it tastes like.
Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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QuoteI am a sucker for dark-haired, brown-eyed men.
AHEM!
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Quote
Do not taunt me.
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
What to do?
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Get off yer Butt and come to ~~~
"The Wings Over Houston Airshow!"
Heck...ya know all the Skydivers .....ALMOST!!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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QuoteQuoteThis resulted in me ending up with a few foreman grills and several diamonique pendants.
George Foreman grills. MMmmmmm. I like to cook hot dogs on them. The little lines in the grill hold hot dogs perfectly. I thought about putting my penis in the grill but then I would have a burned penis and that would be 1.) Just downright painful and 2.) I could'nt do anything with it until the blisters healed.
So a guy has been working in a pickle factory for 30 years and is about to retire. He confesses to his wife that all 30 years he has had the desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Last day of work he comes home and tells her that he HAS put his penis in the pickle slicer, and it was great. She runs to him, rips his pants off and examines his penis. It's in fine shape.
She asks "what happened?" He replies. They fired me,,,,
she says "and the pickle slicer?" He says," yea, they fired her too".....
QuoteNo wait--they might realize that I'm even weirder in person than I am on dz.com! What to do? What to do? I'll probably miss out on the party of the century if I don't go, but I don't drink anyway. But ALL the dz.commers are going to be there!!
What to do?
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Get off yer Butt and come to ~~~
"The Wings Over Houston Airshow!"
Heck...ya know all the Skydivers .....ALMOST!!
I might do that--I like the Wings Over Houston show!
Walt
Douva 0
I know you want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth.
But not this time!
Adios, amigo!
QuoteQuoteRemi is gonna lock your thread and then you are gonna go to the French forum and talk about it there.
Do not taunt me.
"No, now go away before I taunt you a second time."
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
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QuoteQuoteQuoteRemi is gonna lock your thread and then you are gonna go to the French forum and talk about it there.
Do not taunt me.
"No, now go away before I taunt you a second time."
you're so brave to taunt Remi again, who knows what he may do no
tash
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
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QuoteOnly Flea, actually
Anthony Kiedis, too.
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Don
Death is so permanant, and I'm just not ready for that kind of committment.
Ashtanga 0
Anyone grill their penis this weekend?
I have a new still sealed copy of Point Break. I figure it will be valuable in, say 200 years.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
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