Anvilbrother 0 #1 November 23, 2005 So possibly some time soon my wife and I might try to have a lil skydiver. I am looking forward to comming up with this long drawn out process of telling my parents. So far we have thought of dropping off small baby stuff like a rattle or a (sp)nunie/passifier(sp) in their mailbox about once a week or so, and wait for the day where they put it all together. Anyone got something better? Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 November 23, 2005 I got a novel idea, say "mom , dad, were gonna have a baby" I think they will get the hint Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 November 23, 2005 i told my parents on april fools day, and then laughed. but my sister, who's actually having another one, was pretty creative. my brother in law had always said he was going to buy a boat when they had their second kid, so when my sister got pregnant again they made a shirt with a picture of a boat and a due date and dressed their 2 year old in it when they went and visited my parents. it took my parents a while to get it, but it was pretty neat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #4 November 23, 2005 When my brother and his wife were expecting their son they bought a little photo album that said, "Grandma's Brag Book" on the front, a rattle, and 2 bibs that said, "I love my Grandma" and "I love my Grandpa" on the front. They put them in a gift bag and gave it to my mom and said, "Here, we got you something." It took her a minute, but when she figured it out, she cried for days! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 November 23, 2005 I waited until my mom asked me, "So, is your girlfriend pregnant?" and said, sheepishly, "Yeah, how'd you guess?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 November 23, 2005 QuoteSo possibly some time soon my wife and I might try to have a lil skydiver. Are you and your wife pregnant now? If not, I wouldn't bring it up till after you find out your wife is pregnant. If you tell them you are going to start trying, trust me, they will ask you everyday how it's going. What if there are some complications with getting pregnant? Do you want them all in that business? The idea with dropping things in the mailbox is cute. I'd go for that, just to mix it up a bit.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #7 November 23, 2005 Aww hell no I would never tell them until I was 100% sure Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #8 November 23, 2005 "Mom, I'm pregnant."If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #9 November 23, 2005 I'd pay good money to see the look of confusion on his parents' faces when he said that . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 November 24, 2005 "What if there are some complications with getting pregnant? Do you want them all in that business? " What??!! This is not is not the norm?" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #11 November 24, 2005 Quote Anyone got something better? We went out to dinner, which we did ofter (emphasis on DID), at desert time, we pulled out a couple of small gifts for them... EPT positive tests kits....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #12 November 24, 2005 QuoteSo possibly some time soon my wife and I might try to have a lil skydiver. I am looking forward to comming up with this long drawn out process of telling my parents. So far we have thought of dropping off small baby stuff like a rattle or a (sp)nunie/passifier(sp) in their mailbox about once a week or so, and wait for the day where they put it all together. Anyone got something better? Second thought, buy the a copy of "The Joy of Sex" and sign it: "We won't need this for a while"Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 November 24, 2005 QuoteSo possibly some time soon my wife and I might try to have a lil skydiver. I am looking forward to comming up with this long drawn out process of telling my parents. So far we have thought of dropping off small baby stuff like a rattle or a (sp)nunie/passifier(sp) in their mailbox about once a week or so, and wait for the day where they put it all together. Anyone got something better? Well in Texas, we usually say - gimme another beer - oh - forgot - By the way - I'll be needin' some clothes here soon for the new littleone. 'a'aight?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 November 24, 2005 ewww you wrapped up sticks your wife peed on??? ewww Jorge thats yucky lol....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 November 24, 2005 Me: "I'm marrying this pregnant girl." Parents: "We knew you were lazy, but this tops it all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #16 November 24, 2005 Ok...it doesn't work for a first child...but a coworker of mine announced her second child was on the way by leaving a pic of her first wearing a "Big Brother" t-shirt. It was fun to see how long it took some people. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #17 November 24, 2005 My mom was SO uncooperative, that I was 5 1/2 months pregnant with my last one before I told her! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissMae 0 #18 November 24, 2005 I always said that if I ever would have one, that I'd get the first ultrasound pictures and put it in a "I love my Grandma/Grandpa" frame. take the time to appreciate the people around you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #19 November 24, 2005 QuoteMy mom was SO uncooperative, that I was 5 1/2 months pregnant with my last one before I told her! My mom was so pissed off that we were gonna have a baby. She was convinced we were not ready( we were not, but who is?), we couldn't afford it etc. etc. I reminded her my brother's first year of existence was in a 40' Airstream in Gainesville. Any way here come's the baby, blond haired browned eye girl. Suddenly I am the golden child. It's amazing what grand kids do to your parents. That child is now 17 and spralled on the living room couch right now Time passes. KevL.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #20 November 25, 2005 Quoteewww you wrapped up sticks your wife peed on??? ewww Jorge thats yucky lol.... Urine is sterile... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 November 25, 2005 Quote Urine is sterile... ...unless you have an infection, then not so much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tenshi 0 #22 November 25, 2005 Remind me again why that is... Also...I'd start calling your mom "Grans" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #23 November 25, 2005 QuoteQuote Urine is sterile... ...unless you have an infection, then not so much... EWWW...now that's just gross!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #24 November 25, 2005 My aunt and uncle put together a family tree with everyone's photo in an album, and on the last page was their sonogram. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
