Deuce 1 #26 December 15, 2005 QuoteSome dill-hole named JP made me do it! From you I expected: "Who knew a 10-year-old boy could push a chain-link fence down like that? I just happened along behind him when it fell." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #27 December 15, 2005 QuoteIt better be good. "The dog ate it" will only fly for K9 officers who have supervisors wanting to know where the defendant's testical went. Chain of custody and all that. So? What's your excuse!? SIR, there is no excuse SIR!Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #28 December 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt better be good. "The dog ate it" will only fly for K9 officers who have supervisors wanting to know where the defendant's testical went. Chain of custody and all that. So? What's your excuse!? SIR, there is no excuse SIR! Accountability and apology are no fun at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #29 December 15, 2005 my daughter ate my homework Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #30 December 15, 2005 Of course I didn't enjoy myself at the strip club, you know I just go so my friends will stop teasing me. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #31 December 15, 2005 I am from Holland.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #32 December 15, 2005 Quotebecause my dog pooped on it. I actually had to use that once. I have a 100 pound German sheperd and he had the worst diahrea ever!!! In every room in the apartment I called into work and told them. It took me probably 4 hours to clean it all up. I can laugh at it now. ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #33 December 15, 2005 Best word of advice I ever got was from a boss that said"You should get one good excuse and use it all the time." . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #34 December 15, 2005 The bakery was out of Cheesecake._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #35 December 15, 2005 QuoteBest word of advice I ever got was from a boss that said"You should get one good excuse and use it all the time." . then I have two excuses used often at SGC. 1. "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!" 2. " IM RICH BITCH!" we had to find new lines after that weekend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #36 December 15, 2005 I'm ragging...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #37 December 15, 2005 An old friend came in from out of town My tux didn't come back from the cleaners I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare There was a terrible flood Locusts! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T MY FAULT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #38 December 15, 2005 Just not to the manifest girl . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediofRoyan 0 #39 December 15, 2005 I'm French. ChloeEssentially skydiver www.c10h22.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #40 December 15, 2005 Wow that was your first post? AND you're French? Ouch. J/k welcome to the bonfire Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #41 December 15, 2005 I can explain everything - I'm from out of town ! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #42 December 15, 2005 Teacher of ours had a book of excuses. If you came up with a plausible one that wasnt in the book for homework excuses etc you got away with it! Was some crazy stuff in there though. Years of experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 December 15, 2005 I'm blonde ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #44 December 15, 2005 QuoteAn old friend came in from out of town My tux didn't come back from the cleaners I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cab fare There was a terrible flood Locusts! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T MY FAULT. You're not Jake BluesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #45 December 15, 2005 "I was bored." "It seemed like a good idea at the time.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #46 December 15, 2005 My homework ate my dog. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #47 December 15, 2005 I swear I checked the genetic sequence first. It must have mutated or something. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #48 December 15, 2005 QuoteSome dill-hole named JP made me do it! Kiss my ass! Mine is "my penis swelled up and all the blood rushed out of my head." ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #49 December 16, 2005 Back to the dog eating excuse. One of my guys at work called me a few weeks ago to request a new paycheck. His dog ate it. He brought in the left over pieces, it was hilarious!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #50 December 16, 2005 I'm a b*tch and don't care what happened to it. I'll just give you a 0. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
