AlexCrowley 0 #26 December 17, 2005 thats what girls are for. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #27 December 17, 2005 like youd know what to do with a girl if you saw oneSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #28 December 17, 2005 have her make me a sandwich. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #29 December 17, 2005 Quotelike youd know what to do with a girl if you saw one apparently he would. give her a pen and tell her to take notes. only in proper english, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 December 17, 2005 can she be nekkid when she makes a sammich? oh wait this is the insult thread.... make your own fucking sandwich you dick Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #31 December 17, 2005 she usually is. she knows she's not allowed to be clothed at home. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #32 December 17, 2005 know why womens feet are so small? So they can be closer to the kitchen sink know what you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing shes already been told twice... why did the woman cross the road? I dont know but what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchenSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #33 December 17, 2005 Yo mama so fat... when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll her back in the water! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #34 December 17, 2005 If I wanted shit from you I'd squeeze your head! or You know why men think women have no brains? Because we don't have a penis to carry them in or Yo mama's so fat each of her back pockets has it's own zip code or Stop that! (fucking amatuer....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #35 December 17, 2005 "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck face!" Like that one a lot "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #36 December 17, 2005 QuoteI, I want pizza Steve! Will you buy me a monkey? Ooh...Multiplicity!!! Yes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #37 December 17, 2005 Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 December 17, 2005 Calling Skinnyshrek a fat bastard... Okay, it's probably not an insult, but rather a term of endearment to him. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #39 December 17, 2005 Yo momma's armpits are SO hairy it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #40 December 17, 2005 see you Next Tuesday............. CU** (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #41 December 17, 2005 YO momma's so fat, she sweats grease.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #42 December 17, 2005 lol thats nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jman 0 #43 December 17, 2005 I'm drunk?... Well you're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flefly 0 #44 December 17, 2005 yo momma's so fat she has some smaller people in orbit around her. yo momma's so fat i ran out of petrol trying to swerve round her."Message from the dark side, there is" Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falko 0 #45 December 17, 2005 Why don't you just lay down in a corner and die? But silently please, I gotta work here! Or these: If I had your face I'd run laughing into a buzz saw. Can't you do something more reasonable than bugging me... Like cleaning the gutter or shooting yourself? It's getting dark, maybe you should go back to your garbage can. Did you fart? Ah sorry, you were talking... Why don't you go play on the highway? I have trouble recalling your name, may I just call you asshole? Ich betrachte die Religion als Krankheit, als Quelle unnennbaren Elends für die menschliche Rasse. (Bertrand Russell, engl. Philosoph, 1872-1970) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #46 December 17, 2005 Koss ommak ala air jamal mayyet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #47 December 17, 2005 Niiiiiiice! Definitely stealing these! Adding on to my list - "Baby, the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #48 December 17, 2005 Your momma is so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRick 0 #49 December 17, 2005 You skydive like i have sex. All speed and no control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #50 December 17, 2005 QuoteYour momma is so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot i love that one. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
