SkyAnt 0 #1 May 23, 2004 Serious question here for the ladies. How big are they on average? Whats small? Whats big? Whats the right size for you? "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #2 May 23, 2004 are you insecure or something? WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 May 23, 2004 that or looking for an outlet to tell everyone how "big" he thinks he is... my thoughts, If i can do it with my pinky.......Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #4 May 23, 2004 Look I dont look at other guys dicks so I have no idea how big they are. Most women say Im big and make all kinds of flattering remarks. But maybe Im tiny and they just say that to make me feel good. I guess the answer to this question is a secret that women like to keep to themselves. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #5 May 23, 2004 Quotethat or looking for an outlet to tell everyone how "big" he thinks he is... There, he got it in there! Now the whole world knows he has a big dick and that he isnt gay! Good job! Now the women will start lining up for dates! __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #6 May 23, 2004 In my experiences with skateboarders, they all think they have big dicks. Let me tell you, the vast majority of them don't (drunk skaters get naked frequently). He may very well have one but I'm just putting my experiences and 2 cents.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudynot 0 #8 May 23, 2004 The right size is always different for different women. Don't sweat it size isn't everything there are other things to do. Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #9 May 23, 2004 Quotethat or looking for an outlet to tell everyone how "big" he thinks he is... QuoteMost women say Im big and make all kinds of flattering remarks. Yup. You were right about the outlet thing to brag. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 May 23, 2004 Hey, I'm hung like a field mouse. Is that bad? That reminds me of some size jokes. - It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle the worm. - It's not the size of the buck but the amount of time you spend in the bush. And my all-time favorite..... - It's not the size of the garden but how you use the hoe! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #11 May 23, 2004 Hi Skyant If you want to increase your penis size by 2.54 times immediatly, Tell the women you size in centimeters. Joke: The reason women make such bad carpenter's is because they've been told so long that ___________ is 6 inch's. Serious question for the guy's How big are the ladies on average etc. The next time you dive in think Relative work and matching your fall rate. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #12 May 23, 2004 Remember that song "Born with a Tail"? "...and you can use my dick for a walking stick as well..." ...and "Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin..." - PM me if you don't know what that means... I wouldn't worry. There is an extremely high probability that you are average, and this fact, combined with some skill in how to use it, will be more than enough. Perhaps you should be less concerned about your pecker, and more concerned about the size of your heart, for that is what women will really measure you by. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #13 May 23, 2004 why do you care you cant make it smaller or bigger,only thing you can do is to find the kitty that is so tight that you atleast think your big what really matter is if you can use it and for how long,just ask any girl if they want a big dick in 3 sec or a penis in 3hours.. i wont have to tell you the answer do i.. he he Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #14 May 23, 2004 I'm hung like a hamster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudynot 0 #15 May 23, 2004 QuoteI'm hung like a hamster. LOL Clouds are cool to move through but not if they are NOT jumpable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifics 0 #16 May 23, 2004 QuoteThat reminds me of some size jokes. - It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle the worm. - It's not the size of the buck but the amount of time you spend in the bush. And my all-time favorite..... - It's not the size of the garden but how you use the hoe! LMAO!!! This is the most amusing thread I have read in a long time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud_monkey 0 #17 May 23, 2004 I think this was written just for you SkyAnt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #18 May 23, 2004 I think the ladies will agree that its not the size, but how well the owner knows how to use it __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #19 May 23, 2004 if you have to sit down to take a piss............ its small! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #20 May 23, 2004 Ah, that's Monsieur le Connoisseur! Fully agreed dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #21 May 23, 2004 Size doesn't matter..its how you use it. The WORST case scenerio is when you think you've got a nice prize in your crackerjacks and it doesn't work. What a BORE! And I don't think there's a woman walking the earth thats going to go on about how 'big' you are when you're not. Relax...its all about performance.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #22 May 23, 2004 Quoteif you have to sit down to take a piss............ its small! ha ha mate you crack me up... learn the art of balance and you soon will stand up and piss again,by the way if you sit and piss,its only in the way,and only to give you trouble Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #23 May 23, 2004 Quoteif you have to sit down to take a piss............ its small! Or you've got a steel rod through it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #24 May 23, 2004 Dude...not everything depends on 'penis size', but on your 'technique', I mean, even if you had a 2 inch dick, you still have 10 fingers, 10 toes and a tongue __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #25 May 23, 2004 QuoteDude...not everything depends on 'penis size', but on your 'technique', I mean, even if you had a 2 inch dick, you still have 10 fingers, 10 toes and a tongue ..........and a nose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
