Things Not To Say/Hear While having sex

[svenn 0]

- shh, i think its my granddaughter..

beer, lots of it.

[lawrocket 3]

No, I'm not using a french tickler. I thought I told you I have HPV...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Laurel 0]

whoops.

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[elpeludo 0]

Dear GOD WOMAN!!! Does "IT" belong to you????

[yourmomma 0]

"That ceiling fan is rather dusty."

[Nightingale 0]

Did you know you've got 632 dots on every ceiling tile?

[abelizegirl 0]

That wasn't an orgasm....that was a nicotine fit!

It's all Jimmy Buffet's fault.

[caress 0]

Yes as a matter of fact it does!

-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[freeflir29 0]

"Damn........Did you eat tuna for lunch?"

"Did you have tomato soup for lunch?"


"What do you mean I was supposed to pull out?"

[owellynot 0]

ummmmmmm....can you get it in any further?

I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

[kenneth21441 0]

Oh that was so good!!

I said what do you want a medal?

I guess she did not like that since we were both in the military.

Kenneth Potter
FAA Senior Parachute Rigger
Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA)
FFL Gunsmith

[nanook 1]

-hup. . .two. . .three. . .four. . .

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[Duckwater 0]

I swear I said this...

I was having sex with this girl at my parents house....We had sex the first date and like rabbits for the nest 4 or so....I was doing her and said "Are you always this easy?"

She never returned my calls after that...What was I thinking?

[Snowwhite 0]

Three best words

I love you!

Three worst words

Honey, I'm home!

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[diablopilot 2]

This will just take a sec......

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[bobsled92 0]

quote used at bad time (but quote was written for the exact occasion)


she said "Fuck me hard!" (no used to that said)


I said: "Hold on I'll go get my Buick"
(I turned bright red...she kept going like I never said it)

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[thegreekone 0]

that said it was a FALSE negative.

[Balls 0]

"ignore the infection"

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....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

[akurtom 0]

"oh Tracy!!!" When her name is really Stacey.

Blue Skies

[Buried 0]

"you know..... this isn't working for me"

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

Aw, poor Zachie-poo. Did this happen to you recently?

[Buried 0]

Nope, but i did hear it happened to you this weekend


here's one for you kel -

"take it easy with me, I'm still sore from that gangbang this morning"

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[caress 0]

Oh my gosh I gashed your pee-pee with my broken tooth, lemme put some alcohol on that.

Hey When you asked me if I wanted a crab dinner, I wasn't expecting them to be in my hair!

heck yeah I am kinky, just not with you.

-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[Islandcool 0]

Actually said to me.

"That was good. Now lets pretend you just didn't cum and do it again."