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Ostrich



I started jumping at Orange. I was given the nickname Emu by "Shakey" Jake because I kind of looked like Ostrich. :)
Still in my profile as a nickname. B|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Ostrich



I started jumping at Orange. I was given the nickname Emu by "Shakey" Jake because I kind of looked like Ostrich. :)
Still in my profile as a nickname. B|



I've only got one kidney I can spare, and that goes to the real bird! ;)
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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We have Sgt. Sparky, who was promoted to Sgt. Major Impact. We told him if he was promoted to Capt. Catrastrophy then he was grounded.:D

Then there's "TB" short for Triangle Boy, "Cabana Boy" (although he moved to Cali), Perky, Lefty. You know, nicknames tend to happen and really stick at my DZ. No real reason, but if a nickname hits and people start calling the name, then its changed in the Manifest computer...I guess that helps.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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OK, but if you or he ever need a liver, I've got one (holds hands all the way out) this big for ya'll. :P

Edited to clear up possible confusion. ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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OK, but if you or he ever need a liver, I've got one (holds hands all the way out) this big. :P



Awww, now that tugs on my heart. :)
But, you can't have that either. :D
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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We have:

Ped (as in pedophile because he was talkin' up a babe that turned out the be 14)

Treebug (yep...you guessed it...tree landing on AFF)

Bigbug and Ladybug (Treebug's folks.)

CrazyRick (skydiver, scubadiver, bike racer, aeorbatics pilot, BossHoss owner...and more.)

The "Doke" (related to biffin' a landing and used as any part of speech)

Tail-Wag (our pilot)

You have to earn your nickname at our DZ.



You forgot "Shimmel"!:S

"You made my panties wet!" Skymama (Fitz 09)
"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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no nicknames at my dropzone.


bozo



Your parents must've had a real sense of humor to name you Bozo.....anyway, are you an Outlaw ?



Are you a cop ?


bozo Outlaw # 81 a dieing breed.


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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...Aren't you forgetting someone....? Your packer maybe...?
Seriously Andy, how could you forget to mention: Shithead?! ...Oh excuse me, he now prefers the less formal: Shit.



I stand corrected! Holy shit...I mean Shit.

He showed up for his FJC with a nametag saying Shithead and the statement that that was what he wanted to be called...we obliged him....
Shithead it is...Shit for short.
:D:D:D


Shit packs my shit....:D
No hard openings yet...;)
Go to it folks...
The dude works hard............
Thanks Shit..
I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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* PJ - Spooge or P-Jizzle
* Jason - J-Dogg
* Melanie - Mel
* Tim - Timmy (you have to say it like the kid on SouthPark)
* Phyllis - MILF
* Julie - The Coolest Chick in North America
* Thomas - KJ (because his last name is Karjola)
* Miami (I have no idea what his real name is)
* Paul - Ricky Paul (because he had a fake name for years [Rick] and then told us his name was really Paul
* Paul C. - Chopper

A lot of others went by their last names.
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Tree--didn't stick, Lindercles on here.:D



You bastard. It may not have stuck, but I sure as hell can't seem to live it down!

Just when I think everyone forgot and enough years have passed, some jerky with nothing better to do that sit around and get high on pain pills has to go and post it on the internet.

:P:P:P

So, what's your new nickname??

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no nicknames at my dropzone.


bozo



Your parents must've had a real sense of humor to name you Bozo.....anyway, are you an Outlaw ?



Are you a cop ?


bozo Outlaw # 81 a dieing breed.



I knew you'd say that. Hope retirement's agreeing with you.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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Are you a cop ?


bozo Outlaw # 81 a dieing breed.



I knew you'd say that. Hope retirement's agreeing with you.



Its highly overrated. Good for a few months.
Boredom is setting in.


bozo


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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