Mind Blowing Sex

[JohnMitchell 14]

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Don't feel bad. I'm all alone in a hotel room too.

Is it the same hotel?

[Flygurl 0]

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Having a good evening?

Nope. At the moment I'm sick.

I knew the thread would get your attention, though.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

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Don't feel bad. I'm all alone in a hotel room too.

Is it the same hotel?

I've already knocked on the wall. There was no answer...

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Michael

[sunshine 2]

I had the complete opposite of mind blowing sex earlier...

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[karenmeal 0]

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I had the complete opposite of mind blowing sex earlier

Brain-sucking sex?


Nice.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[bob.dino 0]

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I had the complete opposite of mind blowing sex earlier...

You watched Seinfeld?

[Tyrion 0]

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I had the complete opposite of mind blowing sex earlier...

You watched Seinfeld?

Hahahah good call!!!

[MrBounce 0]

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I am alone in a hotel room.

See, I'm alone in hotel rooms a lot at the mo' too, but then I do things like this

Its not sex, but I think it'll tide me over until I can see my GF again at the weekend

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[NWFlyer 2]

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See, I'm alone in hotel rooms a lot at the mo' too, but then I do things like this

I tried the alcohol thing last weekend. It's a weak substitute for sex. And the way work's been going this week, a hangover would *not* improve the situation.

[yardhippie 0]

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That's why they have those special movies on demand.

those movies suck ass! We ordered one of them 13.99 ones the other night, and boy did we get robbed! All we got was soft core porn without a story line!
Somtimes you do get some good stuff at the hotels, but that onDemand crap you get with cable. Be afraid!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[TypicalFish 0]

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HA!

Made you look!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

Made me do more than look...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Girlfalldown 0]

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That's why they have those special movies on demand.

those movies suck ass! We ordered one of them 13.99 ones the other night, and boy did we get robbed! All we got was soft core porn without a story line!
Somtimes you do get some good stuff at the hotels, but that onDemand crap you get with cable. Be afraid!

Oh dude I soooo know what you're talking about! Ordered one a while back just out of curiosity and it sucked! It was like they kept showing the same clips over and over again but they'd change the music to make it seem like it was just a really long scene. There was no story line what-so-ever! Scenes would break off before anyone "finished" and a new one would start. If the porn is so soft core you can't even see any of the special bits there should at least be a story-line! It was a total waste of time and money.

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[jumper03 0]

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HA!

Made you look!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

not funny...

Scars remind us that the past is real

[4WayXena 0]

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HA!

Made you look!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

You're a mean, mean girl

I haven't had mind blowing sex since the evil blonde two girlfriends ago. Pre-tardiness excuse even!!! That's like a century ago in dyke years!

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That's why they have those special movies on demand.

those movies suck ass! We ordered one of them 13.99 ones the other night, and boy did we get robbed! All we got was soft core porn without a story line! Mad
Somtimes you do get some good stuff at the hotels, but that onDemand crap you get with cable. Be afraid

[mnealtx 0]

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I knew there was a reason I bring my own porn on my laptop.

Don't forget the extra batteries!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[Flygurl 0]

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I haven't had mind blowing sex since the evil blonde two girlfriends ago. Pre-tardiness excuse even!!! That's like a century ago in dyke years!

LMFAO. I didn't know dyke years were measured differently. Well, ya learn something every day.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

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Don't forget the extra batteries!!

Of course not!!! That would suck!!!

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

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That's why they have those special movies on demand.

those movies suck ass! We ordered one of them 13.99 ones the other night, and boy did we get robbed! All we got was soft core porn without a story line!
Somtimes you do get some good stuff at the hotels, but that onDemand crap you get with cable. Be afraid!

Oh dude I soooo know what you're talking about! Ordered one a while back just out of curiosity and it sucked! It was like they kept showing the same clips over and over again but they'd change the music to make it seem like it was just a really long scene. There was no story line what-so-ever! Scenes would break off before anyone "finished" and a new one would start. If the porn is so soft core you can't even see any of the special bits there should at least be a story-line! It was a total waste of time and money.

EXACTLY!
I went to the porn store just days later and aquired real porn. Now I gots no troubles!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I am alone in a hotel room.

I hate you now.

Don't hate! You're alone in a hotel room! Order some porn!

My husband and I only stay at the finest...if it doesn't say 'free hot movies' on the marquee outside, we won't bring in the rubber sheets and jell-o! I don't care how nice the coffee looks through the walk-up lobby window!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I am alone in a hotel room.

I hate you now.

Don't hate! You're alone in a hotel room! Order some porn!

My husband and I only stay at the finest...if it doesn't say 'free hot movies' on the marquee outside, we won't bring in the rubber sheets and jell-o! I don't care how nice the coffee looks through the walk-up lobby window!

But what about the vibrating bed? You HAVE to have the vibrating bed!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I am alone in a hotel room.

I hate you now.

Don't hate! You're alone in a hotel room! Order some porn!

My husband and I only stay at the finest...if it doesn't say 'free hot movies' on the marquee outside, we won't bring in the rubber sheets and jell-o! I don't care how nice the coffee looks through the walk-up lobby window!

But what about the vibrating bed? You HAVE to have the vibrating bed!!

Tried that once...it doesn't 'do' it for me. An' it keeps spilling our bubbly wine out of our plastic cups, too!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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But what about the vibrating bed? You HAVE to have the vibrating bed!!

Tried that once...it doesn't 'do' it for me. An' it keeps spilling our bubbly wine out of our plastic cups, too!

Bummer!! At least the rubber sheets kept things clean!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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