funks 1 #1 April 14, 2006 Is there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 April 14, 2006 Its impossible. They know when your lying and also get offended when you tell the truth. Only way to avoid it is to throw yourself down the stairs to divert attention. Either way your fucked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 April 14, 2006 Oh god that made me chuckle, its all about adding your own mental imagine to the text. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 April 14, 2006 I say give it to them straight. Yeah you are fat. You know that or you wouldn't ask it. Are you obesely fat, no. Do you like you body? If not do something about it. How far did you run today? If you want to look different do something about it. I'm sorry if that isn't that answer you wanted but that is my answer. BEOTCH!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 April 14, 2006 you shouldn't talk about your mom that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 April 14, 2006 That's retarded. If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY?? Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #7 April 14, 2006 QuoteThat's retarded. If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY?? Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions. That is what I say, dammit. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 April 14, 2006 Ouch1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #9 April 14, 2006 Tell her 'yes you are fat' Their fault for going to Mc'donalds, No reason to lie when they already know that they are fat. You are only fat if you choose to be fat. I think i need to lose some weight, A new burger has been introduced to Mcd's here in the UK, a Double quater punder! And they were doing so well with their health kick in there. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 April 14, 2006 QuoteThat's retarded. If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY?? Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions. Because she's insecure and wants validation and has developed a very misguided way to get it. And believes she then has the right to get angry when she doesn't get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #12 April 14, 2006 Yeah, isn't a double quater pounder a half punder? This has been bugging me for ages. I think by putting the word DOUBLE in the mix it makes it sound better. Losers. i have boycotted McDonalds. Shit food, shit quality, silly money, poor ethics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's retarded. If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY?? Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions. Because she's insecure and wants validation and has developed a very misguided way to get it. And believes she then has the right to get angry when she doesn't get it. No good can come of that. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #14 April 14, 2006 Just got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #15 April 14, 2006 man, i just had mcdonalds for lunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #16 April 14, 2006 You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, in France? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 April 14, 2006 They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #18 April 14, 2006 um, lets see, no sorry, never watched pulp fiction. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 April 14, 2006 QuoteJust got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast. mcdonalds beef typically comes from Argetina. Or at least it used to. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #20 April 14, 2006 whenever i had a quater pounder in france the meat was always a bit pink, now that is disgusting for a burger. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #21 April 14, 2006 you kind of get the impression though that it is coming from a science lab these days. There are way to many burger joints in the states for nature to keep up with producing cows. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 April 14, 2006 QuoteJust got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast. Go read Fast Food Nation. It'll explain everything about the burgers as they go from the cows to your hands. And will make it so you don't want to eat much fast food any more (except maybe In N Out Burger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigway 4 #23 April 14, 2006 Alright, one good thing about the states was IN'n'OUT . That needs to come over here. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #24 April 14, 2006 Whats with all the MacDonalds talk? Its all about the King! What do you call an anerixic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #25 April 14, 2006 No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
bigway 4 #23 April 14, 2006 Alright, one good thing about the states was IN'n'OUT . That needs to come over here. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 April 14, 2006 Whats with all the MacDonalds talk? Its all about the King! What do you call an anerixic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #25 April 14, 2006 No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites