adventurechick 0 #1 May 5, 2006 So I came up to Tennessee for a week and a half to see family and what not.... and it's cinqo de mayo today... I just turned 21 almost 3 months ago... so I want to go out and drink and have a good time.... yet every cinqo de mayo party I've heard about tonight is non-alcoholic and affiliated with a church!! What is a 21 year old to do?? If I spiked the punch, you think I'll go to hell? PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 May 5, 2006 QuoteSo I came up to Tennessee for a week and a half to see family and what not.... and it's cinqo de mayo today... I just turned 21 almost 3 months ago... so I want to go out and drink and have a good time.... yet every cinqo de mayo party I've heard about tonight is non-alcoholic and affiliated with a church!! What is a 21 year old to do?? If I spiked the punch, you think I'll go to hell? Just use Sacramental wine and you'll be fine... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 May 5, 2006 I was born and raised in the Bible Belt. It was a culture shock when I went to Indiana and saw vodka and whiskey on the shelf at the drug store. The other day I went to buy beer and the beer coolers in the gas station were chained closed at 8:30pm. There's some weirdos in this area. I hated them for holding my friggin beer hostage. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 May 5, 2006 Its not your beer till you pay for it,stoopid."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalljason 0 #5 May 5, 2006 Where in TN are you? We are jumping Mike Mullins' "Super" King Air in Tullahoma (37388) tomorrow. You should come out and jump w/ us if your close. Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #6 May 6, 2006 I need to get my behind out to Tullahoma myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 May 6, 2006 I saw the title of this thread and had to come say, "I'm sorry." Maybe you can go to Wal-mart and laugh at people? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #8 May 6, 2006 QuoteMaybe you can go to Wal-mart and laugh at people? Wow, you think going to the walmart is like going to the County Fair too?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 May 6, 2006 NICE!!!!!Nothing classier than making fun of poor,ignorant people"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #10 May 6, 2006 It's a good cultural awareness exercise. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 May 6, 2006 QuoteI need to get my behind out to Tullahoma myself. You need to post a pic of your behind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #12 May 6, 2006 I've never claimed to be classy. All that it means to be classy is that you've succeeded in conforming to someone else's standards. And I don't actually go to Wal-Mart to laugh at poor, ignorant people. I sit on the bench outside, glue quarters to the ground and then laugh at the people who try to pick them up. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 May 6, 2006 you have an open invitation to come hang out in texas this weekend... there is plenty of beer here...... and good mexican food too........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 May 6, 2006 QuoteSo I came up to Tennessee for a week and a half to see family and what not.... and it's cinqo de mayo today... I just turned 21 almost 3 months ago... so I want to go out and drink and have a good time.... yet every cinqo de mayo party I've heard about tonight is non-alcoholic and affiliated with a church!! What is a 21 year old to do?? If I spiked the punch, you think I'll go to hell? Last I checked - Tenn. still had bars.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 May 6, 2006 Ahh!!Yes the ole wallet on a string gag"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #16 May 6, 2006 No bars in my city... plus all of my friends won't kiss until their wedding day, have a sip of alcohol before they die... it's pretty extreme southern baptist here... I don't know how I lived here for 18 years! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #17 May 6, 2006 Just curious, were you raised as a southern baptist? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 May 6, 2006 QuoteNo bars in my city... plus all of my friends won't kiss until their wedding day, have a sip of alcohol before they die... it's pretty extreme southern baptist here... I don't know how I lived here for 18 years! Well tennesee is a really thin state - drive somewhere else. get out while you can.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #19 May 6, 2006 sure was... I was pretty hardcore about it until one day I was like...."you know, I'm only this way because I was raised this way... " I decided to look around and check out other ways of living, believing, living life. Now I'm researching all of the religions and want to know what they are all about. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #20 May 6, 2006 Drive where? Kentucky, Mississipi, Virginia, West Virginia... hmmm.. slim pickings. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #21 May 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo I came up to Tennessee for a week and a half to see family and what not.... and it's cinqo de mayo today... I just turned 21 almost 3 months ago... so I want to go out and drink and have a good time.... yet every cinqo de mayo party I've heard about tonight is non-alcoholic and affiliated with a church!! What is a 21 year old to do?? If I spiked the punch, you think I'll go to hell? Last I checked - Tenn. still had bars.Yeah!!At every county jail."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalljason 0 #22 May 6, 2006 We would be glad to see ya. It looks like it's going to be a good day. Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 May 6, 2006 this just demonstrates why the Catholics had the right idea all along. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 May 6, 2006 Quotethis just demonstrates why the Catholics had the right idea all along. You talking about the inquisition?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 May 6, 2006 Yes! Now get in the Comfy Chair, you heretic! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
