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Girlfalldown

A question about lube

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Unless you’re talking about anal sex witch knowing you GFD you might be.;)


Just tell your partner to try some foreplay you won’t need any lubrication specially if he/she knows what to do.
I’ll be glad to show you what I mean sometime.:P kind of like that face :P ( Darius needs to learn to fly head down);)


And don’t for get good old spit



I'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling.



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I think Crisco would probably work best. :D



That's only for "lard" asses.

Throw a bag of flour into the mix and you can find the wet spot then!!



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There are a lot of quality lubes that would work, but don't forget the guy will need a padded ball sack muff to keep the package from buffetting at those extreme velocities.

Come to think about it put one of those muffs on the tunnel camera too as no other guys what to see a ball sack squirm around like a rabid prairie dog.

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I can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer...



Been there, done that, got the rash to prove it...:D

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I can't believe no one has volunteered to help out with the experiment with Girlfalldown, so I will volunteer...



Been there, done that, got the rash to prove it...:D



Honey you passed out in the car so whatever rash you got wasn't from me! You were in Byron though. Feel the love for weeks after...

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Forget vaseline,forget any silicone based stuff,,,,,the best, longest lasting,easiest to get off is called " WET "..nother better,,and i've tried them all ;-) wally



Original or Platinum? Wet light wouldn't work very well in this case.

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Unless you’re talking about anal sex witch knowing you GFD you might be.;)


Just tell your partner to try some foreplay you won’t need any lubrication specially if he/she knows what to do.
I’ll be glad to show you what I mean sometime.:P kind of like that face :P ( Darius needs to learn to fly head down);)


And don’t for get good old spit



I'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling.



Not if you go at it head downB|

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Funny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story


See? I wasn't that far off with my motor oil suggestion!:P

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