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Creamy or chunky?
I vote for creamy. Chunky is just too out there!
I can see it now.
"New Skippy chunky peanut butter! For HER Pleasure!"
but who/how do you get the chunks "removed"?
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
QuoteDid Cocheese hack into GFD's account?
bwahahahhahahahahahaha!!! that's exactly what I was thinking!! boy mccarty, you sure gave yourself quite the reputation around here!!!
Since it's in a wind tunnel How about ASTROGLIDE.
As far as WET Goes, Platinum is the best, It's pretty slippery and heats up good.
I'm having some real good chuckles over these posts.
Chris
As far as WET Goes, Platinum is the best, It's pretty slippery and heats up good.
I'm having some real good chuckles over these posts.
Chris
Just good ole' spit.......just like in prison. 
QuoteI'm sorry but do you not realize how much wind is in that tunnel? I don't care if the chick is dripping wet once the air hits it it'll be on the ceiling.
Call me perverted, sure, but that is such an amazingly hot mental picture!
-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
QuoteFunny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story.
You must have a really cute vag if your gyno was hitting on you.
QuoteShe and Val need to have a little talk about alternatives.
Does this mean I finally get to sit in on Bill's seminar?
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
billvon 2,435
>Does this mean I finally get to sit in on Bill's seminar?
Well, we do need someone to demonstrate on . . .
BTW aren't you supposed to be doing a big-way camp?
Well, we do need someone to demonstrate on . . .
BTW aren't you supposed to be doing a big-way camp?
QuoteQuoteFunny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story.
You must have a really cute vag if your gyno was hitting on you.
That reminds me of this joke:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:
"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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chachi 0
Holy shit that was funny.... GFD, your awesome, would love to meet you in person.
~Chachi
~Chachi
piisfish 135
Quotewhat kind of lube would you use?.
my saliva...
want some ??
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM
mx757 4
QuoteHoly shit that was funny.... GFD, your awesome, would love to meet you in person.
~Chachi
Your not the only that would like to meet GirlFallDown....get in line behind me..
Mike
sunshine 2
QuoteHoly shit that was funny.... GFD, your awesome, would love to meet you in person.
~Chachi
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Your not the only that would like to meet GirlFallDown....get in line behind me..
Be careful. I met her in person and she beat me up and broke my ankle. She's a violent little wench.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
mx757 4
Your not the only that would like to meet GirlFallDown....get in line behind me..
Be careful. I met her in person and she beat me up and broke my ankle. She's a violent little wench.
Be careful. I met her in person and she beat me up and broke my ankle. She's a violent little wench.
What'd you do to piss her off?
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Be careful. I met her in person and she beat me up and broke my ankle. She's a violent little wench.
I was just trying to love you. Why'd you have to run?
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Sure look'n nice today for me..Oh wait, I'm your OBGYN, sorry, I really didn't notice.
LMFAO
LMFAO
Keith 0
KY dries up too quickly. I'd use I.D..
Keith
Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
Keith 0
Only problem is vegatable oil gets in the sheets and never come out and starts to stink 
Not that I've ever tried it or anything
Not that I've ever tried it or anything Keith
Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
QuoteOnly problem is vegatable oil gets in the sheets and never come out and starts to stink
Maybe you should wash your sheets once in a while.
Personally I'd just do it on the slip n slide like everyone else!!!
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Bolas 5
Blue Skies. We'll miss you. 
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Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
She and Val need to have a little talk about alternatives.
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