popsjumper 2 #1 September 25, 2006 Tomorrow is the big day. Shrek's balls are shrinking up from the thought of what's to come....uh, bad choice of words maybe. She, like any good pet-keeper, is having him spayed. Maybe that will keep him from chewing on the furniture and marking territory all over the Florida panhandle. Good luck, Shrek....try not to cry when the doctor says, "Ooops." SNIP, SNIP, MOFO! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #2 September 25, 2006 I'm wondering, he lives in Florida but is from the U.K. Anyone want in on a pool as to what country his doctor is from? Apu from the Simpsons voice - "Hole steel Mr. Gerrard, dis weel only hur for a momeeent" - VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 September 26, 2006 Hey its my choice not hers i don't want no fucking rugrats...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 September 26, 2006 Your braver than me, God speed Skinnyshrek.....God speed1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 September 26, 2006 believe me not looking forward to it but its better than feeding some little bastards for 18 years...much cheaper as well..If i wasnt married there would be a load of women out there pissed that they couldn't carry my offspring...What, with my lookhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 September 26, 2006 *Snip* *Snip* *Clip* *Clip* *Oh what a relief it is* *Sip* *Sip* lots of Tequila _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 September 26, 2006 no lots of beer and painkillers...wish i had it done today, watch the monday night game all fucked uphttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 September 26, 2006 As soon as they hit 16 send em packing to the military. Just think of an Army of little packers making you a profit while you tell em "Your doing this for the family, we need to keep corn on the table"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 September 26, 2006 QuoteAs soon as they hit 16 send em packing to the military. Just think of an Army of little packers making you a profit while you tell em "Your doing this for the family, we need to keep corn on the table" Well to be honest, I have a lawn business so i am thinking of adopting some 14 yr old mexicans to help me out in the coming yearshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 September 26, 2006 And with that funny im sinking this last beer and going to bed. YOU BAD! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #11 September 26, 2006 QuoteAnd with that funny im sinking this last beer and going to bed. YOU BAD! Im drinking till 11.59 pm the drs say no food or drink after midnighthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd with that funny im sinking this last beer and going to bed. YOU BAD! Im drinking till 11.59 pm the drs say no food or drink after midnight Hey Skinny DO NOT be hung over tomorrow seriously dudeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 September 26, 2006 why not i will have pain killers...lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 September 26, 2006 Thank you for not reproducing. Your wife can, but you shouldn't. Good job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 September 26, 2006 QuoteThank you for not reproducing. Your wife can, but you shouldn't. Good job. No, she doesnt want any money bandits eitherhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 September 26, 2006 So how much do you have to pay the Mexican kids? I'm all for free trade and cheap labor. (I'm kidding, folks) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #17 September 26, 2006 QuoteSo how much do you have to pay the Mexican kids? I'm all for free trade and cheap labor. (I'm kidding, folks) You don't just give them a green card its greathttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 26, 2006 Thank God he will never reproduce! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 September 26, 2006 Just got back from surgery..Man they are soem good drugs they give you. They knocked me out totally. They said something like because i had a huge tadger they had to put me under What was weird when i cam through, i seriously thought i was skydiving and had a video to edit...man good timeshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 September 26, 2006 QuoteJust got back from surgery..Man they are soem good drugs they give you. They knocked me out totally. They said something like because i had a huge tadger they had to put me under What was weird when i cam through, i seriously thought i was skydiving and had a video to edit...man good times You GREAT BIG PUSSY, you went under, Real men had a local, and watched the processYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #21 September 26, 2006 Hey its what the surgeon reccomended. Something to do with bilaterral or something. My tubes were in deep. Who am i to argue with a surgeon? If he wants to give me the best drugs and knock me out, I trust his judgement On another note. I asked Brandy to take some pics so i could post but she's too much of a pussy, so as soon as this jock bandage thing comes off i will post away. Remind me to put the wide angle on so you can see my full piece of equipmenthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #22 September 26, 2006 Glad your feeling good Lee. Keep the cold compresses on ( yes, the large size ) and don't try to get up and run around the house too soon. I'll be down to see ya shortly. VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 September 26, 2006 :) you should be good to go by the weekend, I got done on Friday and was up and running on monday no probs,( A little discomfort) just took the occasional neurophenYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 September 26, 2006 You coming to the Farm this weekend or are you going to stay home and Nurse your nuts?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #25 September 26, 2006 of course i am at the farm.I asked the whuffo doc if i could jump this week-end he's like i wouldn't jump for a years hahaha i'm like STFU will i be ok. If i wanted your sissy comments i'd ask your wife you pansy.. So anyways, i should be ok. What could possibly go wrong?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
