moodyskydiver 0 #26 October 6, 2006 Quote It's a good policy never to comment about a person's name. Now matter how clever you think you're being, they've heard it before and you just come off like an ass. Although that shouldn't keep you from amusing yourself with it. [Laugh] Amen! Sometimes I dont mind it so much but if I'm in a hurry or something I'm like "ok quit obsessing over my name and give me my shit, so I can get outta here".Because it always happens when I'm either in a hurry,trying to get out of a store or not in the mood to screw with it.Feel free to play with my name all ya want after I'm gone,but just let me leave already so I can get on with my life. Hell sometimes my husband and I have fun with our name.His voice mail answers to "please leave a message for Loco Cervesa after the tone", which freaks some people out who dont know him.Then I go by MoodyBeers alot,so it works out even though its annoying at times. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #27 October 6, 2006 People I knew in college: Rusty Wrench Glory Alleluia Wright (ugh it was a Catholic University, go figure) Christy Corpus from, you guessed it, Corpus Christi, TX. My college algebra teacher was Dr. Richard Fast. And that's how he was... a Fast Dick. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #28 October 6, 2006 Nope....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #29 October 6, 2006 Knew a guy in High School ... Benjamin Ben. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #30 October 6, 2006 QuoteKnew a guy in High School ... Benjamin Ben. 'Shell When you called "Ben Ben" did he say "What What?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #31 October 6, 2006 iknew a guy named woody seamen....that poor bastardwww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #32 October 6, 2006 When I was at Ft. Knox there was a Captain America there. There was also the patient we were doing an ultrasound scan on named Mrs. Case, who was planning on naming her son Justin. I started laughing at the clever pun. She started crying because she hadn't thought of that. The lead singer of the band "Lit" goes by the name "A. Jay Popoff." I went to high school with him. That REALLY IS HIS NAME!!!! He was a cool guy, too. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimoke 0 #33 October 6, 2006 Jimoke, need I say more?The ground always, remembers where you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #34 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteI knew a guy in the military his name was justin butts. Was he by any chance in the Navy? or in gay porn? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #35 October 6, 2006 QuoteWhen I was at Ft. Knox there was a Captain America there. There was also the patient we were doing an ultrasound scan on named Mrs. Case, who was planning on naming her son Justin. I started laughing at the clever pun. She started crying because she hadn't thought of that. The lead singer of the band "Lit" goes by the name "A. Jay Popoff." I went to high school with him. That REALLY IS HIS NAME!!!! He was a cool guy, too. Seeing you, an attorney, post here reminded me of another... I once did a psych assessment on a prisoner in the federal jail in nashville who was being defended by Sumpter Camp, Esq. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #36 October 6, 2006 My brother was a Major Nutt. Now he's Lt. Col Nutt, and that's not nearly as much fun....-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #37 October 6, 2006 There was a guy a school called Chuck Baita. One of the priestly teachers had a pompous habit of prefixing surnames with "Master". eg "Master Brown !.... bring that out the front so every-one can see." No matter how much trouble Chuck got in we laughed every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #38 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteKnew a guy in High School ... Benjamin Ben. 'Shell When you called "Ben Ben" did he say "What What?" He wasn't that clever ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #39 October 6, 2006 There's an old woman in the small town I live in and her name is, no shit, Iwana Bone. Also, at an FBO where I used to work, there was a security guard, complete with gun, tazer, pepper spray, etc. named Dick Breath. We all wondered with a name like that and the ridicule he must have suffered all his life, when he was going to snap and start shooting everyone in sight.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daane 0 #40 October 6, 2006 Had A psychology prof. named Dr Timathy Lary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #41 October 6, 2006 My Physics Professor in College.. Allan Allen To bad he could not go for Allan squared! Went to College with: Rocky Gravelly Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #42 October 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteKnew a guy in High School ... Benjamin Ben. 'Shell When you called "Ben Ben" did he say "What What?" He wasn't that clever ... 'Shell that is truly sad. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdiver 0 #43 October 6, 2006 QuoteVery right. My name is Ernie and people always ask me "Where's Bert". At least they could get a little clever and ask me "how's Bert is in the sack" or something, but they all say the same thing... "Where's Bert". damn why didnt i ever think of thatlight travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdiver 0 #44 October 6, 2006 had a teacher named ranus and his first name started with u getting caught saying ur anus was never funlight travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 October 6, 2006 There is a guy named Thomas Thomas. He's some big important guy at my college. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tri160 1 #46 October 7, 2006 I used to work with a guy named Ron Clapp. Poor bastard was also a capitain in the national guard. Captiain Clapp!!! We used to hear it over the intercom at least twice a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #47 October 7, 2006 QuoteMy Physics Professor in College.. Allan Allen To bad he could not go for Allan squared! [/reply/ That's what I always said to "Ben Ben" ... he didn't get it. QuoteWent to College with: Rocky Gravelly That's either a porn star name, or an NBC Dateline name ... and now, here's Rocky Gravelly with the latest on affairs in the workplace 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #48 October 7, 2006 QuoteThat's either a porn star name, or an NBC Dateline name ... and now, here's Rocky Gravelly with the latest on the affairs in the workplace I did ask him, is Rocky just a nickname? He said no his Mom always did have strange humor. Maybe she wanted a porn star son! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #49 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's either a porn star name, or an NBC Dateline name ... and now, here's Rocky Gravelly with the latest on the affairs in the workplace I did ask him, is Rocky just a nickname? He said no his Mom always did have strange humor. Maybe she wanted a porn star son! Or an NBC host ... Let's give her the benefit of the doubt! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #50 October 7, 2006 QuoteOr an NBC host ... Ok, he was not THAT NICE!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
tmaricle55 0 #48 October 7, 2006 QuoteThat's either a porn star name, or an NBC Dateline name ... and now, here's Rocky Gravelly with the latest on the affairs in the workplace I did ask him, is Rocky just a nickname? He said no his Mom always did have strange humor. Maybe she wanted a porn star son! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #49 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's either a porn star name, or an NBC Dateline name ... and now, here's Rocky Gravelly with the latest on the affairs in the workplace I did ask him, is Rocky just a nickname? He said no his Mom always did have strange humor. Maybe she wanted a porn star son! Or an NBC host ... Let's give her the benefit of the doubt! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #50 October 7, 2006 QuoteOr an NBC host ... Ok, he was not THAT NICE!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites