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rmsmith

TRAINING SPECIALIST (MILITARY FREE FALL) $63k+/yr

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I'll take it! You will have to wait a while so I can get more jumps and stuff but i read a lot of DZ.com so i figure it will work out fine. There's not a drug test right? What kind of gun do I get?



:D:D Thats great!
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From the "Qualifications" section of the job listing:

You may be exposed to ... and high pressured gases with explosive potential

:D:D:D

Is that the military description of fart gas?


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I'll take it! You will have to wait a while so I can get more jumps and stuff but i read a lot of DZ.com so i figure it will work out fine. There's not a drug test right? What kind of gun do I get?



HILARIOUS!!! I cant stop laughin....too funny
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.. Conditions of Employment: 1. Position requires shift work, overtime, some working at night, weekends, and holidays. You may be required to alternate or work flexible schedules in support of academic and cyclic training schedules .. 6. You may be exposed to a wide variety of environments, ranging from hot and/or humid to extreme sub-freezing temperatures ..

i.e. we can send you anywhere anytime.

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Hmm, my CPOL resume is up to date. I meet ALL the quals.

Matt


No you don't.

J/K :P, sounds like a dream job for the right guy or gal indeed.

Seriously though, a PhD, rigger, AFFI, TI, SLI, Pro, S&TA, oh and a driver's license. Wait, and maintain the same physical standards as the military parachutist corps. They don't just want everything, they want Superman! And they're offering 60-80k? Is the crisis that bad, are the benefits that good or is 60k that much over there?

My hat's off to the :ph34r: they pick. :$
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I'll take it! You will have to wait a while so I can get more jumps and stuff but i read a lot of DZ.com so i figure it will work out fine. There's not a drug test right? What kind of gun do I get?



HILARIOUS!!! I cant stop laughin....too funny



I second that. Hilarious post. That guy should write for Leno.

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