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quack 0
QuoteQuoteI'm pretty sure he's learning his lesson (at least I hope he is).
'Shell
yep, he's really learning his lesson -
here on dorkzone with all the hosers - his words not mine
Calling it "dorkzone" doesn't hurt my feelings at all. And I'm a "hoser" ... I'm okay with being called that. {Thanks Bob + Doug McKenzie!}
Maybe he is learning. Maybe he isn't. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially after the replies to his post here.
Then again, maybe I'm being naive.
'Shell
You, Shell? Naive? Nah. Remember when I told you that Webster took gullible out of the dictionary...
Anyway, sometimes I think Calvin has a side bet with his buddies to see how long he can keep his thread at the top of the Bonfire...
(edited to add, I'm not part of that bet)
But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms
Calvin19 0
QuoteThat's the beauty of DZ dot com. You can post ANYTHING and it's bound to offend SOMEONE. !
cheers
and, after me and GF read this whole thread, i got a few dirty looks, after showing her my original post, and i did fuck up, i posted it incorrectly.
ok, so after we talked about it a bit, i explained it to her better than i did in my original post.
OK, so when a guy tells his girl she is the most beautiful one there, he doesnt mean that she will winn a beauty contest, that WOULD be delusional. he means that to him, she is the most beautifu girl there. and that should mean more to the girl than pointing out that she was the most beautiful girl there. unless all the girl cares about it the way she looks compared to other girls (is that what they all are like?)
so, after a few bad looks from my GF, i get a kiss, and she was laying on my shoulder as i type this on my laptop. I Love her because we can be not just honest with eachother, we can be open and honest and blunt. even if it takes a minute to get over the blow.
im sorry if i offended any girls out there.
and i really dont know why girls like me, its not like i get more tail than any other guy, but i see your point about wondering how i even have a GF.
and Eliza says hello.
PS, this IS dorkzone to me,because i am kinda a dork. and I call EVERYONE Hosers, my freinds, my parents, i call EVERYONE homeslice, its not an insult. its just me being a dork.
be well, and goodnight.
and dont take me too seriously. i call it dorkzone for a reason. maybe im just making fun of myself.
PPS it really sucks liveing with your Girlfriends older brother. even if you have been with her for a year.
QuoteThese two statements appear to contradict one another.
I have a two year old son. I think that he's going to do bad things. My expectation, however, is that he not to bad things. This is where standards for behavior fall into play. While he is two, he will have standards for his behavior.
So, when he acts like he's two, it doesn't make it right. He's just acting like a two year old, and I will give him guidance on how to act in accordance with my expectations.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
Muenkel 0
Hey Jerry,
I want to say 'Fuck You'. First for the beautiful wife. Second for the very cute kid and third because you're usually pretty damned smart.
Chris
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I want to say 'Fuck You'. First for the beautiful wife. Second for the very cute kid and third because you're usually pretty damned smart.
Chris
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sartre 0
QuoteHey Jerry,
I want to say 'Fuck You'. First for the beautiful wife. Second for the very cute kid and third because you're usually much smarter than you've shown tonight.
Chris
fixed it.
Muenkel 0
Oh Yvonne...lighten up. Jerry's smart, except for when he says dumb things.
Chris
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Chris
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Calvin19 0
GF is mad i am ignoring her. goodnight guys!
-SPACE-
-SPACE-
sartre 0
QuoteGF is mad i am ignoring her. goodnight guys!
ahh, Grasshopper, so much to learn.
sartre 0
QuoteOh Yvonne...lighten up. Jerry's smart, except for when he says dumb things.
Chris
Okay, but only because he's really cute.
Actually, I don't believe that you have a g/f.
I also don't believe that a weather change will allow you to paraglide.
I also think that you intentionally post harrassing comments and then rely on the good nature of others to accept your "apologies".
It must be galling to read the posts of people having a good time.
I can't imagine why you find this type of trolling enjoyable.
I don't have the good nature of many of the others, so why don't we both play your game for a while. Shall we dance?
I also don't believe that a weather change will allow you to paraglide.
I also think that you intentionally post harrassing comments and then rely on the good nature of others to accept your "apologies".
It must be galling to read the posts of people having a good time.
I can't imagine why you find this type of trolling enjoyable.
I don't have the good nature of many of the others, so why don't we both play your game for a while. Shall we dance?
Calvin19 0
we shall, take my arm
-SPACE-
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Quotewe shall, take my arm
The theory behind proper trolling is to go to their ballroom and play the unhappy music, so no one can dance.
Transporting irritation to others is somehow amusing to a troll.
Perhaps we should play in... a different forum.
Maybe cross-post some stuff. Your friends would be interested in your musings. It's a small world.
The woman in the photo is quite beautiful... Which one of the remaining two in the photo, however, is the kid?
"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."
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