txhoss 0 #1 December 4, 2006 I dont mean one of those "wash it before you put it in to get washed" dishwashers. I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Anyone have a great dishwasher? Oh, and for the record I am talking about one that plugs in the wall, not one with two legs and a nice ass. Have Rig will travel ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 December 4, 2006 I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Quote Now THAT should be the industry standard as far as Consumer Reports 'Highly recommended' for a dishwasher! ...will clean day old Velveeta off, instead of BAKING it on forever! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #3 December 4, 2006 Ive got a Philips whirlpool an it does a great job on the valve covers an other hard to clean motor parts Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #4 December 4, 2006 I've found that too..... unfortunately, the wife found me doing it and went spare... can't for the life of me see why. The bikes bits really shone afterwards too (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Carpediem 0 #5 December 4, 2006 Arn't they really just "stuff" washers? Personally I find they do a great job on my pilot chutes and the grass stains on my rig. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #6 December 4, 2006 Quotenot one with two legs and a nice ass. You preempted my responseI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #7 December 4, 2006 QuoteQuotenot one with two legs and a nice ass. You preempted my response Not mine...she did have two legs, though. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites snowslider 0 #8 December 4, 2006 maybe that was why I was so bitter. I had a dishwasher, a washing machine, a clothes folder, and bed maker...but she's gone. In her defense though, she had a cook, a personal hair stylist, a message theropist (happy endings always included), a chauffeur, theropist, and unlimited access to my heart soul and bank account. j/k, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DougH 270 #9 December 4, 2006 My dish washer SUCKS!!! So does my fridge, my stove, my heat, my... That is what I get for renting I guess. When I buy a house the first things I am going to get are appliances that kick ass. I want a dish washer that will take the flowers right of the plates!!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #10 December 4, 2006 I have a brand new one, even has a garbage disposal in it. So if you have chunks of food on your plates it chews it up. Anyways, I still rinse all my dishes off before I place them in the dishwasher. Just old habits I'm sure. I can't see a dishwasher being able to handle day old Velveeta. Or dried egg yokes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SwampThing 0 #11 December 4, 2006 Quotemaybe that was why I was so bitter. I had a dishwasher, a washing machine, a clothes folder, and bed maker...but she's gone. In her defense though, she had a cook, a personal hair stylist, a message theropist (happy endings always included), a chauffeur, theropist, and unlimited access to my heart soul and bank account. j/k, lol Dood, it's starting to sound like YOU need a "theropist" ! She's G O N E ! Here's a quarter! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #12 December 4, 2006 QuoteI dont mean one of those "wash it before you put it in to get washed" dishwashers. I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Anyone have a great dishwasher? Oh, and for the record I am talking about one that plugs in the wall, not one with two legs and a nice ass. Yes! Do I have a great dishwasher...I have the perfect model, and it has four legs, color is brown with black highlights, just like any appliance. The only problem is that sometimes the special pre-wash cycle is too hard on plastic dishware! See pics in order for correct operation. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NCclimber 0 #13 December 4, 2006 QuoteI dont mean one of those "wash it before you put it in to get washed" dishwashers. I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Turn up your hot water heater. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #14 December 4, 2006 Wish we could get our girsl to fill the washer... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #15 December 4, 2006 That's EASY! No dishes washed, no make-up purchased.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #16 December 4, 2006 Quote Does anyone own a DISHWASHER Yes, but noone NEEDS one. Just lazy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #17 December 4, 2006 Or paper plates (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #18 December 4, 2006 QuoteOr paper plates Now your talking my language Tony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #19 December 4, 2006 QuoteMy dish washer SUCKS!!! So does my fridge, my stove, my heat, my... That is what I get for renting I guess. When I buy a house the first things I am going to get are appliances that kick ass. I want a dish washer that will take the flowers right of the plates!!! You have flowers on your plates?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #20 December 4, 2006 QuoteQuote Does anyone own a DISHWASHER Yes, but noone NEEDS one. Just lazy And of course a civil servant would know all about being lazy When you have to cook twice a day for seven hungry mouths you'll derserve a dish washer, or thats what my wife tells me Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #21 December 4, 2006 Quote Anyone have a great dishwasher? Oh, and for the record I am talking about one that plugs in the wall, not one with two legs and a nice ass. But, but...she is a great dishwasher... edited to add pic ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #22 December 4, 2006 Thats a gas oven is she going to burn the residue off? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 4, 2006 Yes! Do I have a great dishwasher...I have the perfect model, and it has four legs, color is brown with black highlights, just like any appliance. The only problem is that sometimes the special pre-wash cycle is too hard on plastic dishware! Quote John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John notice a film-like substance on his plate, and asked his grandfather, "are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ... "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #24 December 4, 2006 QuoteThats a gas oven is she going to burn the residue off? well...she has to do the cooking first...duuuuh ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #25 December 4, 2006 **** SFW **** FOCKERSBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Zep 0 #3 December 4, 2006 Ive got a Philips whirlpool an it does a great job on the valve covers an other hard to clean motor parts Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 December 4, 2006 I've found that too..... unfortunately, the wife found me doing it and went spare... can't for the life of me see why. The bikes bits really shone afterwards too (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carpediem 0 #5 December 4, 2006 Arn't they really just "stuff" washers? Personally I find they do a great job on my pilot chutes and the grass stains on my rig. Those who do, can't explain. Those who don't, can't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 December 4, 2006 Quotenot one with two legs and a nice ass. You preempted my responseI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 December 4, 2006 QuoteQuotenot one with two legs and a nice ass. You preempted my response Not mine...she did have two legs, though. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowslider 0 #8 December 4, 2006 maybe that was why I was so bitter. I had a dishwasher, a washing machine, a clothes folder, and bed maker...but she's gone. In her defense though, she had a cook, a personal hair stylist, a message theropist (happy endings always included), a chauffeur, theropist, and unlimited access to my heart soul and bank account. j/k, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #9 December 4, 2006 My dish washer SUCKS!!! So does my fridge, my stove, my heat, my... That is what I get for renting I guess. When I buy a house the first things I am going to get are appliances that kick ass. I want a dish washer that will take the flowers right of the plates!!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 December 4, 2006 I have a brand new one, even has a garbage disposal in it. So if you have chunks of food on your plates it chews it up. Anyways, I still rinse all my dishes off before I place them in the dishwasher. Just old habits I'm sure. I can't see a dishwasher being able to handle day old Velveeta. Or dried egg yokes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #11 December 4, 2006 Quotemaybe that was why I was so bitter. I had a dishwasher, a washing machine, a clothes folder, and bed maker...but she's gone. In her defense though, she had a cook, a personal hair stylist, a message theropist (happy endings always included), a chauffeur, theropist, and unlimited access to my heart soul and bank account. j/k, lol Dood, it's starting to sound like YOU need a "theropist" ! She's G O N E ! Here's a quarter! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #12 December 4, 2006 QuoteI dont mean one of those "wash it before you put it in to get washed" dishwashers. I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Anyone have a great dishwasher? Oh, and for the record I am talking about one that plugs in the wall, not one with two legs and a nice ass. Yes! Do I have a great dishwasher...I have the perfect model, and it has four legs, color is brown with black highlights, just like any appliance. The only problem is that sometimes the special pre-wash cycle is too hard on plastic dishware! See pics in order for correct operation. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #13 December 4, 2006 QuoteI dont mean one of those "wash it before you put it in to get washed" dishwashers. I want one that will clean day old Velveeta off a plate. Turn up your hot water heater. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 December 4, 2006 Wish we could get our girsl to fill the washer... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 December 4, 2006 That's EASY! No dishes washed, no make-up purchased.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #16 December 4, 2006 Quote Does anyone own a DISHWASHER Yes, but noone NEEDS one. Just lazy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 December 4, 2006 Or paper plates (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #18 December 4, 2006 QuoteOr paper plates Now your talking my language Tony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 December 4, 2006 QuoteMy dish washer SUCKS!!! So does my fridge, my stove, my heat, my... That is what I get for renting I guess. When I buy a house the first things I am going to get are appliances that kick ass. I want a dish washer that will take the flowers right of the plates!!! You have flowers on your plates?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #20 December 4, 2006 QuoteQuote Does anyone own a DISHWASHER Yes, but noone NEEDS one. Just lazy And of course a civil servant would know all about being lazy When you have to cook twice a day for seven hungry mouths you'll derserve a dish washer, or thats what my wife tells me Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #21 December 4, 2006 Quote Anyone have a great dishwasher? Oh, and for the record I am talking about one that plugs in the wall, not one with two legs and a nice ass. But, but...she is a great dishwasher... edited to add pic ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #22 December 4, 2006 Thats a gas oven is she going to burn the residue off? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 December 4, 2006 Yes! Do I have a great dishwasher...I have the perfect model, and it has four legs, color is brown with black highlights, just like any appliance. The only problem is that sometimes the special pre-wash cycle is too hard on plastic dishware! Quote John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John notice a film-like substance on his plate, and asked his grandfather, "are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ... "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #24 December 4, 2006 QuoteThats a gas oven is she going to burn the residue off? well...she has to do the cooking first...duuuuh ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #25 December 4, 2006 **** SFW **** FOCKERSBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
squirrel 0 #24 December 4, 2006 QuoteThats a gas oven is she going to burn the residue off? well...she has to do the cooking first...duuuuh ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #25 December 4, 2006 **** SFW **** FOCKERSBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
