Icon134 0 #1 December 12, 2006 but I have yet to figure out why Karma feels the need to lick my pillows until they're drenched... That is all... please resume normal operations. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 December 12, 2006 It's probably because you won't let her lick your hair... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pwln 0 #3 December 12, 2006 I'm not sure what is worse. The pillow thing or getting home at the end of the day and seeing that the dog(s) have licked wet spots on the new couch, right next to where you sit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 December 12, 2006 QuoteIt's probably because you won't let her lick your hair... I um... well... see... um... huh??? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 December 12, 2006 QuoteThat is all... please resume normal operations. Unfortunately, my normal operations are reading your threads. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat is all... please resume normal operations. Unfortunately, my normal operations are reading your threads.Oh, well... um... I got nuthin' Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 December 12, 2006 Quotebut I have yet to figure out why Karma feels the need to lick my pillows until they're drenched... That is all... please resume normal operations. She wants you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #8 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt's probably because you won't let her lick your hair... I um... well... see... um... huh??? You know... You put your head on your pillows. They smell like your hair to her. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 December 12, 2006 QuoteThat is all... please resume normal operations. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unfortunately, my normal operations are reading your threads. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, well... um... I got nuthin' Neither do I. Why do you think I read your threads? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 December 12, 2006 QuoteShe wants you!Are you sure its not just her rendition of "pillow talk" Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 December 12, 2006 QuoteYou know... You put your head on your pillows. They smell like your hair to her. Right... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteShe wants you!Are you sure its not just her rendition of "pillow talk" She misses you and wants to taste where you have been. I had a GF like that once. But it wasn't my pillow or hair she'd taste when I got home.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 December 12, 2006 your head lets out the most heat, and perspiration, she's probably licking your salty excretionsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 December 12, 2006 Quoteyour head lets out the most heat, and perspiration, she's probably licking your salty excretions ...or head lice! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 December 12, 2006 teehee Squeak said, "Excretions". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 December 12, 2006 Quoteteehee Squeak said, "Excretions". you want to see some, ask WaltYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteteehee Squeak said, "Excretions". you want to see some, ask Walt ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #18 December 12, 2006 Did you just learn a new trick or what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 December 12, 2006 ...or what! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #20 December 12, 2006 What, no buffalo picture? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 December 12, 2006 QuoteWhat, no buffalo picture? Why is the "Rev." here?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 December 12, 2006 I was over at a friends house on Sunday evening. His bird was humping a throw-pillow on the couch. When I put my arm on the pillow, he bit my arm. I am very concerned about the mental health of that bird. Plus, he did bite me. On the positive side, he gives you a great dental cleaning for free. Odd, but free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carbonezone 0 #23 December 12, 2006 QuoteI am very concerned about the mental health of that bird. Plus, he did bite me. Boogie is a total "birdvert". He loves pillows and he has staked a claim to all 4 corners of each pillow . When he is finished he falls over beak first with wings spread wide open and then starts to pant.......freaking weird!!!! <> Tami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 December 12, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what is worse. The pillow thing or getting home at the end of the day and seeing that the dog(s) have licked wet spots on the new couch, right next to where you sit. ...you don't HAVE a dog, just an SO. Wait a minute...so where'd the wet spot really come from? Ruh Roh...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 94 #25 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt's probably because you won't let her lick your hair... I um... well... see... um... huh??? Cats often like to lick wet hair, perhaps that is the comparison, although I've never heard of dogs having a similar fetish.People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
