What would your first move be if you won the $294 million lottery?

[Twoply 0]

I'd think I'd have to get an attorney and cpa team to brain out a way to keep as much as possible instead of giving half of it to taxes. Then go collect it.
Then I'd pork my wife in the front yard.

[downwardspiral 0]

I'd buy a ticket to space!

www.FourWheelerHB.com

[ExAFO 0]

1. I'd hire a lawyer & a CPA.
2. I'd make a long list of the people who can kiss my ass.
3. I'd live off the interest and never touch the $294M.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[SBS 0]

Buy everyone a jump ticket.

And probably put Kenz through AFF for pretending to be my friend and not getting mad at me for posting a picture of me trying to stick my tongue in her ear.

And then go pork your wife in the front yard.

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[billvon 2,428]

>Then I'd pork my wife in the front yard.

You know, it's not all that expensive to do that . . .

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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>Then I'd pork my wife in the front yard.

You know, it's not all that expensive to do that . . .

[AndrewDiceClayVoice]OHHHHHH!!![/AndrewDiceClayVoice]

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[crewkeith 0]

i think id get a new rig.

The skies are no longer safe

I'm back

[crewkeith 0]

then blow the rest on strippers

The skies are no longer safe

I'm back

[GravityJunky 0]

Talk to my Financial Advisors, invest in numerous genres, Including my own Dropzone !! Steal the woman of my dreams away from the lucky bastard that has her heart at this moment! Buy her the most beatiful engagement ring I can dream up. The home of her Dreams...Spoil her rotten!! Skydive ALOT more! {cept when I'm home with her makin' beautiful Future Jump Junkies }Throw a party for all the DZ.com staff who are run ragged keeping us inline everyday, Change their status to $$$ Moderators. Keepin' gravityjunky from transforming from>>>>!! Ha! They deserve a bonus just for keeping up with me, stitch etc. Party for all my friends in The Zone... and whatever else comes to mind at the moment

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I'd talk to an account that I TRUST.

Then I'd buy Joe the most freakin' decked out, bad-ass, bring-a-tear-to-your-eye-beautiful Harley Davidson you've ever seen in your life and have our neighbor that owns one ride it home and hide it in the garage with a big bow on top.


Then I'd pork your wife in the front yard.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[stitch 0]

My 1st move would probably be to start a poll on dz,com, to find out which woman would have the most kinky depraved sex with me.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[sunshine 2]

My answer was gonna be take Stitch to Hawaii. But since he's whoring himself to other women now, i guess i'll find someone else to go with me.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[SBS 0]

Anyone on here, for you, would cost $294,000,001.

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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>Then I'd pork my wife in the front yard.

You know, it's not all that expensive to do that . . .

Do you know his wife?

[guppie01 0]

I'd pay off my debt... buy a house in butt fuck nowhere and disapear with all my cash tucked under the mattress for safe keeping.

g

if you think I'm serious, you're just as nuts as me thinking we'd EVER win the lottery

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[GravityJunky 0]

Oh there's a Fuckin Surprise Stitch!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[GravityJunky 0]

ROFLMAO !

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[diablopilot 2]

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butt fuck

You know it's not all that expensive to do that.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[ryan_d_sucks 0]

I would drop the fuck out of nursing school and tell a few choice people in the program to eat my balls.

Then I would maybe study something just for fun with no pressure, and have a beer.

Then I would pay for either SL or AFF in one payment and buy a rig.


I think I might go buy a poweball ticket.

[sunshine 2]

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butt fuck
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You know it's not all that expensive to do that.

No kidding. Head & Shoulders only cost like $4.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[stitch 0]

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I'd pay off my debt... buy a house in butt fuck nowhere and disapear with all my cash tucked under the mattress for safe keeping.

g

Isn't that next door to The Farm??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[GravityJunky 0]

Do you know his wife?

[jumper03 0]

said it before and I'll say it again -

by god I'd have my electron microprobe if I won that money.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[livendive 8]

How the hell have gotten this far in this thread without "two chicks at the same time, man." You people are slipping!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[guppie01 0]

I'd buy Jumper03 someone to give him hugs EVERY DAY!!!!

Yup, that's right Steve... your own personal Hug Biotch!

xoxoxo
g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?