squarecanopy 0 #76 February 13, 2007 Sounds like you just hate Valentines Day! Actually Valentine's Day was created by a syndicate comprised of flower growers, candy makers, and jewelers who saw all of us coming and wanted to cash in on the "romance".... Just burning a hole in the sky..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #77 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteyeah bro..i completely hate drama. i really do try to avoid it at all cost.....seemingly it seems to come around me anyway. I honestly convinced that im never going to find a decent looking woman thats not a complete psycho!If you hate drama, then you may want to rethink the idea of dating a female skydiver. whut he sed.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #78 February 13, 2007 QuoteYou mean you haven't tried dating women with big noses or 13 toes?? Will just 11 toes do?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #79 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou mean you haven't tried dating women with big noses or 13 toes?? Will just 11 toes do?? Bet ya had a tough time in math! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #80 February 13, 2007 yeah that whole base 10 thing was kinda wierd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #81 February 13, 2007 QuoteSounds like you just hate Valentines Day! Actually Valentine's Day was created by a syndicate comprised of flower growers, candy makers, and jewelers who saw all of us coming and wanted to cash in on the "romance".... Bill!! What are you doing even opening a thread with the 'f' word in it? .....I'm going to get blamed for this, I just know it............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #82 February 13, 2007 QuoteI honestly convinced that im never going to find a decent looking woman thats not a complete psycho! Your choice to date only skydiving women will complete solve this problem. (Sometimes I just amaze myself how amusing computers can be.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #83 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuote I swear..i need to just date women skydivers. Smart move. That will solve pretty much all your problems. Not reallyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #84 February 13, 2007 Quoteyeah bro..i completely hate drama. i really do try to avoid it at all cost.....seemingly it seems to come around me anyway. I honestly convinced that im never going to find a decent looking woman thats not a complete psycho! Psycho sex is the best sexDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #85 February 13, 2007 QuotePsycho sex is the best sex Wrong!! Sunshine sex is the best sex!! (You know you wanna try it) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #86 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuotebut fun at parties...from what i hear Maybe other skychicks are fun, but not me. I'm innocent and boring. You know I was thinking about making some home made ice creamDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #87 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuotePsycho sex is the best sex Wrong!! Sunshine sex is the best sex!! (You know you wanna try it) Well if psycho sex is the best sex, and sunshine sex is the best sex. Then...Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #88 February 13, 2007 QuoteWell if psycho sex is the best sex, and sunshine sex is the best sex. Then... But i'm pyscho in a good way. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #89 February 13, 2007 Quotedid you ever think maybe the problem is your choice of women? Bingo!!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #90 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell if psycho sex is the best sex, and sunshine sex is the best sex. Then... But i'm pyscho in a good way. Sweet lets swap meds and see what happensDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #91 February 13, 2007 QuoteSweet lets swap meds and see what happens Dude, can't i just suck ice cream off your cock and see what happens? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #92 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteWell if psycho sex is the best sex, and sunshine sex is the best sex. Then... But i'm pyscho in a good way. Sweet lets swap meds and see what happens Could be interesting, as long as someone stands by with a hose! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #93 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWell if psycho sex is the best sex, and sunshine sex is the best sex. Then... But i'm pyscho in a good way. Sweet lets swap meds and see what happens Could be interesting, as long as someone stands by with a hose! Don't forget the golfballs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #94 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteSweet lets swap meds and see what happens Dude, can't i just suck ice cream off your cock and see what happens? Twist my arm why don't you...Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #95 February 13, 2007 QuoteTwist my arm why don't you... Sure, i can get into that kinda thing too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #96 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteTwist my arm why don't you... Sure, i can get into that kinda thing too. Well tie me up and call me yourseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #97 February 13, 2007 Quoteyeah bro..i completely hate drama. i really do try to avoid it at all cost.....seemingly it seems to come around me anyway. I honestly convinced that im never going to find a decent looking woman thats not a complete psycho! I have a bit of experience with psycho GFs but I think I've put it behind me. Try a different approach. First, don't make physical appearance (or sex) your first priority unless, of course, you are choosing a hooker. Try making something else a priority. For example, do you feel really comfortable around her? Does she make you smile and laugh? Is she really interesting and smart? (Ok, for the *true* skydivers, maybe the priority list would be something like this. Does she own a liquor store or a DZ? Is she bi? Ok, you get the idea.) Anyway, if you look for human qualities that you really like, you'll likely find yourself surrounded by truly beautiful women. And if they happen to skydive too, life will be very good.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #98 February 13, 2007 Quotethe only time it really bothers me is the day coming, VDay. Seeing two people together, in love and having a great time. Sometimes that can be hard. Waking up next to someone in the morning after spending a memorable night with them is a great feeling. see.. they totally ahve you buying into the vday bullshit. v-day is the one day you shouldn't feel that way when seeing that because it's so contrived on vday. when you see a couple who's been together for 10 years acting that way on a day that's not a birthday or anniversary or a holiday.. THAT'S something special. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #99 February 13, 2007 when you see a couple who's been together for 10 years acting that way on a day that's not a birthday or anniversary or a holiday.. THAT'S something special. Quote True DAT! I remember pulling in behind a guy I worked with on the freeway once. In his mid 50's, married for something like 30 years... His wife was right next to him in the car, his arm around her....like 'we all' did in high school! Maybe a little thing, but struck me as very special! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #100 February 13, 2007 But what people (men) don't understand, is it's those little things that keep the relationship alive and the sparks going. Too many go for the thrill of the hunt, then quit once the "capture" is made. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sartre 0 #100 February 13, 2007 But what people (men) don't understand, is it's those little things that keep the relationship alive and the sparks going. Too many go for the thrill of the hunt, then quit once the "capture" is made. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
