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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



Grab a shovel and a dumptruck full of sand.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



fuck it!? but it may be to small to take my dick.. B|
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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



fuck it!? but it may be to small to take my dick.. B|



We're not talking about wee mee's:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



Lure it into an ice-skating rink and freeze it to death. That's what Steve McQueen would do. It worked for "The Blob".

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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



Grab a shovel and a dumptruck full of sand.



I'd buy Hormel stocks. :|

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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



It grew from a slithering big vagina to a HUGE slithering vagina. Longevity!

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Edit: Judging by the characters erased from this post, you'd think there was a wandering, keyboard walking on, feline about the place but alas, there is not.


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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



It grew from a slithering big vagina to a HUGE slithering vagina. Longevity!

Edit: Judging by the characters erased from this post, you'd think there was a wandering, keyboard walking on, feline about the place but alas, there is not.



"Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina" ?
"The Long and Winding Vagina"?
"The Vagina from 20000 Fathoms"?
"The Vagina Travelogues"? :o:o:S:SB|
"The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vagina"?

Anybody else? :D
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"Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina" ?
"The Long and Winding Vagina"?
"The Vagina from 20000 Fathoms"?
"The Vagina Travelogues"? :o:o:S:SB|
"The Sisterhood of the Traveling Vagina"?

Anybody else? :D
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There was a thread about that kind of list a while back. Every movie title imaginable had a word changed to Vagina... :D:D:D
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So what would you do if a HUGE slithering vagina was SLITHERING like a slug across the land?? I mean...A HUGE VAGINA!!! 50 feet by 100 feet wide....



Lure it into an ice-skating rink and freeze it to death. That's what Steve McQueen would do. It worked for "The Blob".



HAHAHAHA! Thats what I was thinking!!!!!! Then slice it up and put it on the grill! That would be enough meat to last until the end of the season...........vagina burgers, vagina hotdogs, vagina sandwiches, vagina spaghetti, vagina meatballs, vigina jerky, vagina vagina...............:D:D:D

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others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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