skydiver30960 0 #1 April 12, 2007 I'm usually not one for posting sexually explicit threads, but I need you all to settle a long-standing argument. I could go into detail about who is involved in this argument, but do I really need to? If the lady starts something, but doesn't finish it for whatever reason, does it count as a "blowjob"? Or just "giving/getting head"? I'm not complaining, just trying to nail down (no pun intended) proper terminology. This is something that my former engineer self and current healthcare type self simply require. Elvisio "wanna guess my vote?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 April 12, 2007 A blow job is a blow job whether you spunk your load or not in my humble opinion1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #3 April 12, 2007 halfass WTF??? aint nothing!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 April 12, 2007 I'm with Andy, a blowjob is a blowjob....however there is a bj quality issue that should be addressedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #5 April 12, 2007 Quote A blow job is a blow job whether you spunk your load or not in my humble opinion yeah right, then whats the point of someone chugging on yer cock then andyif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 April 12, 2007 Foreplay. I love someone chugging on me while i lick em. Just makes for better sex when you do eventually give em the hot beef injection 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #7 April 12, 2007 exactly, foreplay, a little suckin and fuckin, but not exactly a blow job per say......if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 April 12, 2007 It's part of a blowjob, but not the whole thing. If someone takes the valves out of a car and grinds three of them, does it count as a valve job? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 April 12, 2007 QuoteIt's part of a blowjob, but not the whole thing. If someone takes the valves out of a car and grinds three of them, does it count as a valve job? Blues, Dave Bing bing bing bing - We have a winner . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 April 12, 2007 Quote If someone takes the valves out of a car and grinds three of them, does it count as a valve job? Yes, valve job would definitely be "working on the head." . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #11 April 12, 2007 its not a blow job until the choir has sung! DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 April 12, 2007 Quote its not a blow job until the choir has sung! Bless you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #13 April 12, 2007 Quote Quote its not a blow job until the choir has sung! Bless you. Your welcome my childDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #14 April 12, 2007 the name indicates a job, a task which requires a certain set of criteria to be met. if all of the required criteria are not completed, the job is not done. So in such a case: You got PART of a blowjob. She STARTED a blowjob But indicating that you got "A blowjob" implies that the job was completed in its entirety. If you only did some of the job, then you didn't do the job. back to the car references: if i take the brakes off you car, but never put them back on, did you get a break job? if i hire you to repaint my car, and you strip off the old paint,, prime it and give it back, did i get a paint job? if i hire you to break a skater's knees and you just bruise her.. DID YOU DO THE JOB? i thought not. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 April 12, 2007 Quote I'm with Andy, a blowjob is a blowjob.... So does that mean you've exchanged blowjobs with andy? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #16 April 12, 2007 Quoteif i hire you to break a skater's knees and you just bruise her.. DID YOU DO THE JOB? *golf clap* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #17 April 12, 2007 QuoteA blow job is a blow job whether you spunk your load or not in my humble opinion Well I disagree. Its not a job until its finished .. as in job done. Also if she didnt finish then I'd be worried as "if you want a job doing right do it yourself" would come into effect and that is just wrong. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 April 12, 2007 A good friend of mine used to say, " A blowjob is to completion, otherwise it is just a bunch of dick suckin'" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #19 April 12, 2007 Quote A blowjob is to completion, And to be sure we're all on the same wavelenght, completion is some swallowing, or at worse, some gargling.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 April 12, 2007 Interesting. I always figured you for the snowball type. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 April 12, 2007 Quote Quote A blowjob is to completion, And to be sure we're all on the same wavelenght, completion is some swallowing, or at worse, some gargling. Aint that the truth! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #22 April 12, 2007 OK, I guess I'm the only one to buck the trend here, but I have a different analogy, perhaps more relevant than automotive repair. If a guy sticks it in a girl, but neither one gets off, and then for some reason pulls out and they don't go back at it, did they fuck? Same issue here. Fellatio was performed, so it was a BJ. Sorry boys and girls, but it's still a BJ.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #23 April 12, 2007 Quote Interesting. I always figured you for the snowball type. Dont believe the hype.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #24 April 12, 2007 Quote Quote Interesting. I always figured you for the snowball type. Dont believe the hype. LMFAO!!!!if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #25 April 12, 2007 Some one call Bill Clinton. Im sure he has a definitive answer on this “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
