DJL 232 #1 May 8, 2007 No direct references to a penis. No "crushing your heads" lines. That's all just way too easy."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #2 May 8, 2007 I'm crushing your head to the size of my penis__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #3 May 8, 2007 Maybe she is talking about the size of her penis?I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #4 May 8, 2007 She is doing her Don Adams impression: "Missed it by that much!" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #5 May 8, 2007 Before I got braces, this is how big the gap between my two front teeth were. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #6 May 8, 2007 "We're 'this close' to moving this thread to speakers corner.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #7 May 8, 2007 According to George Bush this is 12 inchesThink of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 May 8, 2007 The claw! The claw! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 May 8, 2007 Quote No direct references to a penis. No "crushing your heads" lines. That's all just way too easy. "I'm a dirty cunt." how'd I do? I followed you rules.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #10 May 8, 2007 Quote "We're 'this close' to moving this thread to speakers corner." Quote "I'm a dirty cunt." Doh! Let the flames begin! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #11 May 8, 2007 The stick up my ass was thisssssss big.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #12 May 8, 2007 This is about 8 inches isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #13 May 8, 2007 Jesus Christ! ...it was this damn wide!Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #14 May 8, 2007 no pinch! no pinch! I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #15 May 8, 2007 Red Rum, Red Rum!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #16 May 8, 2007 QuoteRed Rum, Red Rum!!! That is great. Well done! I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 May 8, 2007 QuoteRed Rum, Red Rum!!! She's got a little boy living in her mouth. His name is Tony...Blair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,071 #18 May 8, 2007 Whiskey neat, please... 'bout this much.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 May 8, 2007 Quote Quote "We're 'this close' to moving this thread to speakers corner." Quote "I'm a dirty cunt." Doh! Let the flames begin! I liked the randomess of my post. had nothing to do with the picture at all.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 May 9, 2007 QuoteNo direct references to a penis. No "crushing your heads" lines. That's all just way too easy. And bit off THIS MUCH when the car ran into the back of us.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #21 May 9, 2007 "and one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute this far..."Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #22 May 9, 2007 "It was horrible, changing in the locker room with Janet Reno..."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 May 9, 2007 "So you can pick 'em up and carry 'em like a six pack!" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 May 9, 2007 . . . Look Dave - she was not only short, her hands were THIS big.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #25 May 9, 2007 Well, Mr Senator. Have you ever seen a clit THIS big? Sorry had ta say it !!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
