Radiance 0 #1 May 13, 2007 In honour of Mother's Day, I thought it might be nice to share what sage/funny/silly advice your mother gave you growing up. My mom once told me to wear my ugly panties on a date if I wanted to make sure I wasn't tempted to sleep with a guy. My mom's one of those blunt types!! What kind of advice stuck with you?We should not let our fears hold us back from pursuing our hopes. -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 May 13, 2007 Do unto others Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #3 May 13, 2007 Only use white corn to make whiskey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #4 May 13, 2007 ~put down the toilet seat ~pay bills on time ~always respect women even if they're not respectable How to tie my shoes How to bake a cake How to ride a horse My birth mom is pretty special but my adoptive mother is simply da bomb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 May 13, 2007 If you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #6 May 13, 2007 "This, too, shall pass." Words to live by. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #7 May 13, 2007 I don't know but their is this pizza that I really do love. It's from round table. She says she is going to have one vacume packed and packaged up in dry ice to try and send to me.I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 May 13, 2007 Don't play with it or you'll go blind! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #9 May 13, 2007 money is the fastest way to ruining a friendship. dont do something if you cant do it properly."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #10 May 13, 2007 "I don't care what else you do, just promise me you'll only marry a nice, kind man." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 May 13, 2007 From both sides of the house: Mom: Don't hurt your brother. Dad: Teach your brother how to take care of himself. Mom: Get to the table before your Father or you won't eat. Dad: When she calls for dinner, go wash your hands before you come to the table. Mom: Stay away from loose women. Dad: Stay away from loose women. (the only thing I can remember that they ever agreed on.) Mom: You can't do that. You're don't know how. Dad: Hell, give it try. It'll make a man of you. Mom: What did you do now? Don't do that. Dad: Put some alcohol on it. It'll alright.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #12 May 13, 2007 "Shut the fuck up!" It is still awesome advice, even today at 53. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #13 May 13, 2007 Quote In honour of Mother's Day, I thought it might be nice to share what sage/funny/silly advice your mother gave you growing up. ---------------------------------------------------------- She gave me some great advice that I ignored. She said..."dont marry that girl, Jimmy, I think shes nuts" Goddamn I wish I would have listened. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #14 May 13, 2007 QuoteIn honour of Mother's Day, I thought it might be nice to share what sage/funny/silly advice your mother gave you growing up. My mom once told me to wear my ugly panties on a date if I wanted to make sure I wasn't tempted to sleep with a guy. My mom's one of those blunt types!! What kind of advice stuck with you? Food in your belly. A Roof over your head. Cloths on your back. In that order, everything else is secondary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #15 May 13, 2007 My mom didn't give a lot of "advice" nor did she try to control or influence who I would become. But everything I am is because of her guidance. She was (and is) always kind, sweet, listening and understanding. She never says anything mean against another but doesn't really criticize me when I do (except to say "Now, Kono.... be nice"). She always just said "I just want my girls happy." She did however threaten to sell me to the gypsies a few times when I was being especially troublesome.... not that I ever was . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooU 0 #16 May 13, 2007 If you make a mess, clean it up. So important on so many levels... TPM #59 POPS #9849 PMS #477 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #17 May 13, 2007 Never call a boy on the phone.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taffy 0 #18 May 13, 2007 "Don't get married don't have children" - told me that ever since was in the womb, and yes she's still married and still loves her kids big time - i don't understand it either but always thought it was good advice and lived by it. As she always tells me i love my life too much the way it is and too selfish to have kids and i agree! Sky Pikey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #19 May 13, 2007 That I can marry more money in 20 minutes than I can make in a lifetime . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #20 May 13, 2007 Quote That I can marry more money in 20 minutes than I can make in a lifetime . lol....well, it wasn't my mother, but my grandfather, who told me, "You want to marry for love, and not money. But it's just as easy to love a rich man." Somehow it never sunk in....but then I'm not married (anymore) either.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 May 14, 2007 Just because eveyone is heading in the same direction, does not mean they know where they're going You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 May 14, 2007 The 3 keys to real estate: 1) Location 2) Location 3) Location Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 May 14, 2007 Ignore the assholes; they aren't worth your energy."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 May 14, 2007 Quote Ignore the assholes; they aren't worth your energy. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #25 May 14, 2007 never leave the house with out clean underwear on........ "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
