Guess That Movie! (quote contest)

[PLFXpert 0]

It's one of my favorite movies!

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[BillyVance 34]

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"I can't believe you came on my mom."

This movie gets funnier and funnier each time I watch it.

I'm not that good with movie quotes, but could it have come from one of the American Pie movies?

All I can remember is:

"Mom!?! Shitbrick?!?"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Slappie 9]

52 post in and no one got mine from 3 days ago... you buncha slackers!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[rehmwa 2]

"FIRE!"
"FIRE!"
"FRIRER!"

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[WatchYourStep 0]

Nope Billy.

Here's another one from the movie.

"You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!" We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!"

And no this isn't from a porn movie either.

"You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out."

[noblesmelissa 0]

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"Sheep balls! The trick is to cut 'em off nice and high..."

Funny Farm!

Classic!

[ryoder 1,402]

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Every day for the last ten years, Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[BillyVance 34]

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Every day for the last ten years, Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain.

Too easy... same movie that "Go ahead, make my day" came from, same scene too...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Richards 0]

"I have seen.....boys like these, younger than these, with thier arms ripped out, their legs torn off; but there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit....theres, no prosthetic for that"

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[ryoder 1,402]

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Too easy... same movie that "Go ahead, make my day" came from, same scene too...

All right ye-poster-of-disgusting-pics, then try this:

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If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the bank, you will be killed. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to acknowledge that you do understand so that we're clear and there won't be any mistakes.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[towerrat 0]

Shut the fuck up Donnie!!!!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[419gotaminute 0]

grandmas boy

[Programmer 0]

Did somebody get this yet. It was a movie where Warren Beatty ran for president. Don't remember much else about it, including the title, except that it was forgettable.
Here's mine: " Hey, where are the white women at? "

[BillyVance 34]

How about this:

"I got peed on!!"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[jakee 1,262]

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Here's mine: " Hey, where are the white women at? "

Blazing Saddles! Fucking quality

"Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them."

"What?"

"Rip them. HEY! Rip. My. Stocking!"

"Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?"

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[moodyskydiver 0]

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"I have seen.....boys like these, younger than these, with thier arms ripped out, their legs torn off; but there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit....theres, no prosthetic for that"

Scent of a Woman

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Richards 0]

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"I have seen.....boys like these, younger than these, with thier arms ripped out, their legs torn off; but there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit....theres, no prosthetic for that"

Scent of a Woman

Hoo-ahh!

How about this one,

"Lets get her out on the water, if anythings gonna happen it's gonna happen out there"

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[Rick 67]

the big lebowski



how about

"It's 100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses"

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[ryoder 1,402]

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the big lebowski



how about

"It's 100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses"

Blues Brothers.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ryoder 1,402]

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Movie Quote -

"I'm giving them entry-level positions into the only growth-sector occupation that's truly open to them right now. That's the substance supply industry. They gonna run this shit someday. They gonna have the whole empire. Man, y'all don't give a fuck about it. You greedy-ass politicians."

Bulworth

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ryoder 1,402]

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Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Thanatos340 1]

#1) Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy.

#2) You know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.

[jakee 1,262]

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Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you.

Is it Catch 22?

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[ryoder 1,402]

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Weather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you.

Is it Catch 22?

Right.

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Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Rick 67]

groundhog day

I love the smell of naphalm in the morning

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!