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groundhog day

I love the smell of naphalm in the morning



Apocalypse Now

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Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!


"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"I can't believe you came on my mom."

This movie gets funnier and funnier each time I watch it.



Grandma's Boy





"...And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. "


What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you?
Throw your pilot chute in defense!

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"...And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. "



:D:D:D Clerks II!

"Where's your cell phone, Peter Hammond?"
"I left it at home. "
"Okay Peter Hammond, now I want you to think long and hard about the answer to this next question, because if you get it wrong, your tombstone will read, "Here lies Peter Hammond, who valiantly and courageously tried to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by hiding his cell phone, and who ended up getting shot in the fucking face." Now, where's your cell phone?"
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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"Luke, I am your father"

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That can be attributed to two different movies... ;)

Not just the Star Wars episode it originated from, but also a certain comedy.... what was it called... Tommy Boy!!! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"Render unto Ceaser that which is Ceasers, and render unto God that which is Gods"

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Just a wild guess "Clash of the Titans"?
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.


"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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