General lawn care people!! Its not that hard!!

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A nice lawn is a present you give to the rest of your neighborhood. -- Me.

In my neighborhood a nice lawn is a sign that you are breaking water restrictions and should be publicly flogged.

It very first thing i did when i bought my house was get rid of every piece of grass on the property. and replace it with native ground covers that dont require extrra watering lawns are an abomination in this state.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Walt, I just assumed your sheep kept your lawn well maintained.

Nah, you're thinking of Clay. I'm the one with the cat and raccoons and pet turds.

Walt

Fixed it for ya

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Then buy a fucking Condo where its done for you!!! OBTW Your a lazy ass!!

So if it bothers you so much why don't you go mow their grass, whiner-chick!

Walt

I've done that before. The neighbors were pissed.

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Miami 0]

Or just get rid of the lawn!

Miami

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Maybe its time to kick your ass!!



Bobbi

You may be right

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My mighty steed

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Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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So you want to mow my lawn. I try to keep up on it, but the damn grass keeps growing back. I should just make it one huge rock garden.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[SpeedRacer 1]

maybe your neighbor would rather spend his weekend jumping then mowing.

Speed Racer
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Here's an idea.....buy a lawn mower that has head lights and mow before the sun comes up. That way you don't waste precious day light to do mundane things like MOW THE LAWN!!

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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Here's an idea.....buy a lawn mower that has head lights and mow before the sun comes up. That way you don't waste precious day light to do mundane things like MOW THE LAWN!!

Bobbi

Oh yeah...his neighbors are gonna just LOVE him for that... running the lawnmower at 4am...

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Honestly?? If thats what it would take to make his house look decent? I wouldn't mind!!! P.S. I have sleeping pills...I'm good.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[mnealtx 0]

Yeah, but those folks in the trailers with the 'tinfoil on the winders' just might come out with shotguns!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Nothing like living next to or living on a block where everyone takes care of their house and there is that one house on the block that couldn't give two craps what their house looks like!!

Ooh! Ooh! That's my house!



Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[Keith 0]

This belongs in the whiney skydivers thread

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[karenmeal 0]

I think that I'll go mow the lawn now!

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[Royd 0]

My garden is in my front yard, next to the road. It's always in some state of disarray, especially in the summer. You'd be hatin' me.

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Good grief, if you own a home or rent one. Mow the freakin' lawn. Even if the house looks crappy at least a mowed lawn helps it look SOMEWHAT better!! Why bother buying or renting a house if you aren't going to maintain it?? Sheesh you can get a damn mower for $129.99 at Wally World. Get off your lazy ass and do something active, like...ooooh I don't know...MOW THE FREAKIN' LAWN!!! Nothing like living next to or living on a block where everyone takes care of their house and there is that one house on the block that couldn't give two craps what their house looks like!! Why is that!!??

Thanks for letting me vent...

Bobbi

Geeze...that time of the month already?

Gosh how time flys!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Go do some weedin'!!!






Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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No no no. I think I have accomplished what I set out to do and that is everyone is looking out their own front window and accessing their own lawn....at least they are thinking about mowing their lawn!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

BITE ME!!







Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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Chomp. Nibble nibble. lick lick. MMMMMM You're tasty.

edit: It's not THAT time of the month is it?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Your bad!!!


Missed a spot!!!



Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[cocheese 0]

Love ya Bobbi.

[normiss 622]

Lawn care businesses' days are numbered....
meet George Jetson!
Robots Win Again

[Morrison79 0]

Our solution for not mowing the lawn is to never, under any circumstances water the lawn. If you can completely kill the lawn this will solve all your problems. The only down side is your landlord willl get pissed and probably not return your security deposit. It was worth it though.